Funny Craigslist Post.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/wan/2394515709.html
We are looking for a soon-to-be- raptured individual or
group of individuals who are looking to get rid of their
earthly belongings before they are lifted into heaven and
saved. We, being sinners, will be left behind to face our
judgement. While we are waiting, however, we would like
to enjoy all the earthly comforts available. Therefore,
we are looking for a limo, hot tub, giant mansion on the
beach, a few tickets to fly our family around the world
and an unlimited supply of jelly beans. Any volunteers
that will be leaving this realm tomorrow can respond to
this email with the list of items they are willing to
donate. Thank you and have a nice trip.
That’s too funny!