You probably shouldn’t get your hair cut just before the rapture — Jesus might not recognize you... ...unless you think that could work to your benefit...
posted on 05/24/2011 11:08:10 AM PDT
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
Maybe you should shave your head. Less wind resistence, so you’ll go faster, get to heaven quicker.
posted on 05/24/2011 11:21:32 AM PDT
by Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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