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Elma, Wash., dairy princess is lactose intolerant
SFGate.com ^ | 5/25/11 | AP

Posted on 05/25/2011 11:27:05 AM PDT by NormsRevenge

Elma, Wash. (AP) -- Laurel Gordon of Washington state has been putting on a tiara to promote milk products the past two years as Grays Harbor County's dairy ambassador.

The funny thing is, the 18-year-old from Elma is a lactose intolerant dairy princess.

The Daily World of Aberdeen reports that unless Gordon takes special pills, her body is unable to digest milk, so she drinks soy milk.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cows; dairyprincess; intolerant; lactose; lactoseintolerance; lactoseintolerant; milk

1 posted on 05/25/2011 11:27:07 AM PDT by NormsRevenge
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2 posted on 05/25/2011 11:27:51 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge

It’s more inclusive this way.


3 posted on 05/25/2011 11:28:02 AM PDT by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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Even a milk allergy didn’t stop dairy ambassador
http://www.thedailyworld.com/local_news/even_milk_allergy_didnt_stop_dairy_ambassador


4 posted on 05/25/2011 11:28:46 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge

She’s milking this for all it’s worth.....


5 posted on 05/25/2011 11:31:15 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Ha ha ha....This is close to my old stomping grounds. My brother lives in Elma. It is a small rural town with quite a few small farms.

I think it was right next door in Montesano that the State of Washington harassed a very successful small business about lack of pasteurization of some of their product offerings IIRC.

It is quite odd that a person with her condition would be “the face” of the dairy industry. I’ll have to ask my brother if he knows wassup with this.

BTW, we liked to call Elma High School “Cow pie High”. LOL!


6 posted on 05/25/2011 11:41:09 AM PDT by copaliscrossing (Progressives are Socialists)
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To: copaliscrossing

Yep, small town. We used to race stock cars on the dirt track at the fairgrounds. There was a racer who lived across the street from the fairgrounds and when there was no traffic he would just drive his beat up stock car right through the front gate. Too funny!


7 posted on 05/25/2011 12:06:03 PM PDT by freebird5850 (Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Sarah Palin loves mine!)
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To: NormsRevenge

I love my Organic Valley milk.


8 posted on 05/25/2011 12:30:15 PM PDT by afnamvet (I stand with Israel.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

That’s pretty cheesy.


9 posted on 05/25/2011 12:41:47 PM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: NormsRevenge

She might actually be gluten intolerant with the lactose intolerance as a secondary effect of damaged cilia. The tips of the cilia are where lactase is created. That is the first thing damaged by gluten exposure. A strict gluten free diet will restore healthy cilia in about 3 weeks. There are other possible causes for lactose intolerance as well.


10 posted on 05/25/2011 12:47:27 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: copaliscrossing

I worked at WPPSS #3 before it was shut down.


11 posted on 05/25/2011 1:01:29 PM PDT by Diver Dave
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To: Rebelbase; Lee'sGhost; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro

She’s kind of a butterface, if you ask me.

;)


12 posted on 05/25/2011 1:07:58 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Christina Hendricks's breasts: They're real, they're jubtabulous...and always newsworthy!)
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To: copaliscrossing

I think several people got sick consuming products from that farm.


13 posted on 05/25/2011 1:08:48 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: Constitution Day

LMAO! Did you catch that she has been the “princess” for the past two years? What, all the other girls in the area are too ugly to compete so they have to stick with last year’s winner?

On the other hand, her condition just scored them millions worth of free publicity. I hope she is well compensated.


14 posted on 05/25/2011 1:37:38 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Constitution Day

Got milk?

http://celebsforsale.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/yasmine-bleeth-got-milk.jpg


15 posted on 05/25/2011 1:40:21 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Lee'sGhost

The other girls in the area are probably fat cows. ;)

You are right on the free publicity, though!


16 posted on 05/25/2011 1:53:13 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Christina Hendricks's breasts: They're real, they're jubtabulous...and always newsworthy!)
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To: Lee'sGhost

Mmmm, milk!


17 posted on 05/25/2011 1:54:12 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Christina Hendricks's breasts: They're real, they're jubtabulous...and always newsworthy!)
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To: SeaHawkFan
I think several people got sick consuming products from that farm.

I finally found the article. It was a farm that made exotic cheeses and the FDA harassed them. Here is the article.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2013257593_cheese26m.html
18 posted on 05/25/2011 4:20:08 PM PDT by copaliscrossing (Progressives are Socialists)
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To: NormsRevenge
The Daily World of Aberdeen reports that unless Gordon takes special pills, her body is unable to digest milk, so she drinks soy milk.

Please. Lactose free cow's milk is widely available. We get it and it's far better than the "special pills."

19 posted on 05/25/2011 4:24:47 PM PDT by newzjunkey (Can we survive four more years of this regime's "progress?")
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