Woman Takes Attacker's Penis To Police

AFP ^ | Tuesday, 31 May 2011, 7:58 AM EDT | unattributed

[Rudder]

DHAKA, Bangladesh - A 40-year-old Bangladeshi woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempted rape and took it to a police station as evidence, police in a remote part of the country said Monday.

"As he tried to rape her, the lady cut his penis off with a knife. She then wrapped up the penis in a piece of polythene and brought it to the Jhalakathi police station as evidence of the crime," police chief Abul Khaer said.

[Daffynition]

>>Are they waiting for it to grow back?<<

Wishful. Thinking.

[Daffynition]

I never sausage a bunch of bad puns, as these. Oi!

[Joe 6-pack]

I like this line, too...

"The severed penis was kept at the police station."

Think they got a 'lost & found' bin for that sort of thing?

"Yeah, you're the third guy today. Take a look in here and see if one of these is yours..."

[Daffynition]

HAHAHA! The Sargeant at Arms [length].

[mountainlion]

There used to be a bumper sticker in the Women's Coalition office in College that said “Disarm Rapists” I do think this should be the function of the courts.

[JohnBrowdie]

her attacker shouldn’t be too hard to identify.

[Sherman Logan]

With all due respect, it would not be impossible for a woman to do such a thing when a guy she’s having an affair with dumps her, then claim rape.

As far as this case goes, we have only her word he attempted rape.

[Rudder]

Hilarious posts---all of them.

I'm still suffering from sympathetic pain.

[Daffynition]

This thread is a public service: If only to get the word out of The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.

[USMCPOP]

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
and if I wake and it is gone
I hope I find it on the lawn

[5thGenTexan]

I hope the nursing caring for him clean the area frequently with alcohol to help him clean without any infection problems.

We wouldn't want him to die or anything.

[Kenny Bunk]

Please forward to Rep. Anthony Wiener, D. NY.

[rokkitapps]

“The attack was cut short when the attacker was cut short”

[illiac]

She must work for TSA (couldn’t keep her hands off his junk).....

[Deaf Smith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFpsRr0WjDE
Straight out of Porky’s.

[momtothree]

LOL!! Thanks for the giggle.

[Ditter]

That was hilarious almost as funny as those Hitler videos.

[dragonblustar]

The woman got her proof, but if the man contests it, she could get the death penalty.

If she does get the death sentence, at least she gave the guy some sort of punishment. Usually the rapist walks free without so much as a day in jail.

[Titan Magroyne]

NOT-A-knife-in-my-hand-PING!

[bamagirl1944]

Now that’s what I call “taking things into your own hands.”