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The Mobama effect: New £60 cream tightens the upper arms and 'banishes bingo wings'
Daily Mail (UK) ^
Posted on 06/07/2011 1:24:25 PM PDT by ruralvoter
A cream which promises to give women 'Obama Arms' by shaving up to two centimetres of fat off dreaded bingo wings is set to go on sale in UK this week.
Arm Sculpt makers Rodial claim applying the £60 cream to the affected spot twice a day destroys fatty cells and tightens skin giving the user toned arms like Michelle Obama.
In trials it showed that 22 per cent of the fat can be dispersed if the cream is applied properly and that 56 days use will see an incredible 2cms disappear.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: arms; beauty; diet; michelleobama
Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with this company or this product. This has been posted so that all women in the US can hopefully someday have Mobama arms. Then we can wear sleeveless linen sheaths during February. Every woman has the civil right to have Mobama arms.
The article had absolutely no reason to mention Ms. Obama other than to play search engine games.
No bingo wings!
posted on 06/07/2011 1:32:41 PM PDT
Hillary & Nancy P will be using this on their faces...
posted on 06/07/2011 1:36:44 PM PDT
(You can safely ignore anything that precedes the word "But"...)
When you rub the cream on your arms does the fat land in your ass?
posted on 06/07/2011 1:39:47 PM PDT
(Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
Yeah. That definitely explains what happened to me. LOL
I imagine there will be less of a demand for Barack Obama Hand Cream.
When applied, the cream spurs hands to dip into pockets - your own and others - and when fully absorbed into the bloodstream causes the user to spend with wild abandon.
Possible side effects: an increase in time spent on the golf course, regional accents that come and go depending on location and audience, and an affinity for full-length mirrors.
posted on 06/07/2011 2:10:05 PM PDT
(Pax Quaeritur Bello)
I'm no fitness snob, but anyone who considers Michelle Obama to have 'toned arms' doesn't know the meaning of the words.
Same goes for the sycophants who are always cooing about how 'toned' Barak is. Not even close.
posted on 06/07/2011 2:49:41 PM PDT
by Joe Brower
(Sheep have three speeds: "graze", "stampede" and "cower".)
But, will it work on Obama butts?
some days i completely understand why they fly planes into buildings.
posted on 06/07/2011 3:54:03 PM PDT
by bravo whiskey
(If the little things really bother you, maybe it's because the big things are going well.)
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