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How many FReepers?
self | 6/12/11 | Vanity

Posted on 06/12/2011 7:22:15 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes

How many FReepers does it take to change a light bulb? My apology if this has been done before.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: lightbulb
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1 posted on 06/12/2011 7:22:17 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes
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To: Past Your Eyes

One...and another hundred to caption the picture.


2 posted on 06/12/2011 7:23:20 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

And the other 400,000 to steal the picture without making a donation...


3 posted on 06/12/2011 7:24:49 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: Past Your Eyes

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4 posted on 06/12/2011 7:24:55 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Past Your Eyes

Freepers don’t change light bulbs, they keep the incandescent ones.


5 posted on 06/12/2011 7:25:54 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
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To: Past Your Eyes

One, and then one to post a picture of Helen Thomas forcing all Freepers to close their eyes rendering the screwed in light bulb redundant.


6 posted on 06/12/2011 7:25:58 PM PDT by FewsOrange
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To: Past Your Eyes

If it’s incandescent.....1.

And MILLIONS to applaud him/her.


7 posted on 06/12/2011 7:27:02 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: Past Your Eyes
ROTFL!!! This was done way back when....
200-2001 if memory serves.....
Get ready for some great replies to this thread!
LOL
8 posted on 06/12/2011 7:27:38 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: FewsOrange

Approves.

10 posted on 06/12/2011 7:28:46 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem - Ps 122:6)
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To: Past Your Eyes
Changing? What the hell was wrong with the old light bulb?

Commie.

11 posted on 06/12/2011 7:29:15 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Past Your Eyes

3 to point out this is a vanity
2 to note that in prior posts you used “candle” and not “light bulb” and ping the AM for summary banning.
1700 Grammar Nazis to note every single grammar and spelling mistake.
1701 to be WRONG on spelling and grammar mistakes.
27 to say “you signed up on MM/DD/YYYY to just post THIS?”
11 to use the standard memes of “stuned beeber, moose bit my sister, cheese and hugh and series.”
47 smartalecks who will post pictures (30 will post pics, 17 will post the link because they haven’t yet figured out how to post a pic inline in a post).
89 to say you are a liberal troll and go back to DU/KOS. It doesn’t matter what you say is needed to change the lightbulb. If you disagree with their methodology, you are a troll.

That is all I can think of right now.


12 posted on 06/12/2011 7:30:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Billthedrill

LOL you tell um bill.....:O)


13 posted on 06/12/2011 7:31:11 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: freedumb2003

ROFLMAO!!


14 posted on 06/12/2011 7:32:41 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Honkies for Herman!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

None. We’re all filthy rich, remember? We have servants to do that stuff.


15 posted on 06/12/2011 7:32:41 PM PDT by Ronald_Magnus
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To: Billthedrill

>>Changing? What the hell was wrong with the old light bulb?<<

It has been exposed as a

Rheostatic
Incandescent
Nanometric
Object


16 posted on 06/12/2011 7:33:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: freedumb2003

And at least a dozen engineer types to point out that it is technically a lamp.


17 posted on 06/12/2011 7:33:53 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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To: Past Your Eyes

I change it myself, but it does take me all day.


18 posted on 06/12/2011 7:34:18 PM PDT by TwoSwords (The Lord is a man of war, Exodus 15:3)
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To: Past Your Eyes

If its a regulated lightbulb we just say SCREW YOU and it does.


19 posted on 06/12/2011 7:35:16 PM PDT by DainBramage
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To: freedumb2003
Waidaminnud. Yer tellin' me...the old light bulb was...one of THEM?!??
20 posted on 06/12/2011 7:35:30 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Blood of Tyrants

>>And at least a dozen engineer types to point out that it is technically a lamp.<<

And to note it isn’t WATTS it is LUMENS!! (well, 1/2 of them anyway — then the fight starts about how to measure light, then where light came from, then whether abiogenesis should be used as the original source of light...)


21 posted on 06/12/2011 7:38:48 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: SamAdams76

1/5th. It’s an excerpt.


22 posted on 06/12/2011 7:42:08 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
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To: Past Your Eyes

I takes several Kennedy’s. One to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink enough to get the room to spin.


23 posted on 06/12/2011 7:42:26 PM PDT by umgud
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To: Billthedrill
Waidaminnud. Yer tellin' me...the old light bulb was...one of THEM?!??

Who knew? (click on the pic to see the bulb-cam, but it looks a little broke right now)


24 posted on 06/12/2011 7:43:40 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Past Your Eyes

1 and then he’s forced to make an OPUS...


25 posted on 06/12/2011 7:44:40 PM PDT by stylin19a
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To: freedumb2003

And the 443 posts telling you to quit pimping your light bulb changing blog.


26 posted on 06/12/2011 7:45:26 PM PDT by A message
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To: SamAdams76

....And another 100 to critique the techniques used to change out the bulb! lol


27 posted on 06/12/2011 7:47:02 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Past Your Eyes

None, it’s a trick question.


28 posted on 06/12/2011 7:47:57 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Past Your Eyes

Apparently more than we’ve got. The bill to change the lightbulb back is apparently now stuck in Congress.


29 posted on 06/12/2011 7:49:48 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Past Your Eyes

All of us, but we’ll change the light bulb and break the story 6 hours before the MSM.


30 posted on 06/12/2011 7:51:22 PM PDT by Jemian
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To: freedumb2003

You forgot the 7 who will say that this has already been posted.


32 posted on 06/12/2011 7:52:27 PM PDT by proudtobeanamerican1 (A house divided against itself cannot stand.” Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Past Your Eyes
... change a light bulb?

Romney - I change all the time.
Pawlenty - Last time I explained how to change a light bulb everyone fell asleep.
Trump - I don't change bulbs, I fire them.
Palin - Change? You betcha!
Ron Paul - The Fed stole all your bulbs and put them on the space ship.
Gary Johnson - First I'd get some ... um ... what was the question? Does anyone have any Cheetos? Man I've got the munchies.
Herman Cain - Burnt out bulbs are a real problem and I'm a problem solver.
Bachmann - I've motivated thousands of people to bring about bulb change though I've never changed one myself.
Rick Perry - I'm definately not changing a bulb. Do you want me to change a bulb? I might change a bulb. I won't change a bulb. Are you sure?
Santorum - The last time I tried changing a bulb I got lit up by 18 points. This makes me the most qualified bulb changer out there.
Anthony Weiner - I change all the time. Wanna see the pictures?
Krauthammer - You don't want real change, you want the same dim bulbs you've always had.
Obama - The light went out in the teleprompter? Oh, Sh*t. VALERIE!!!.

33 posted on 06/12/2011 7:52:51 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Past Your Eyes

The bish can cook in the dark for all i care I can still freep by the lite of my 27 inch monitor


34 posted on 06/12/2011 7:53:09 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom!!! I know i was kidding)
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"I change it myself, but it does take me all day. "

Same for me but I forget to tell my wife it's done and put it on tomorrow's to do list, just in case she checks for output at the end of tomorrow. Otherwise it's a carryover item for the next day.

35 posted on 06/12/2011 7:53:57 PM PDT by Paladin2
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That is hilarious!


36 posted on 06/12/2011 7:54:18 PM PDT by proudtobeanamerican1 (A house divided against itself cannot stand.” Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Past Your Eyes

Watts a lightbulb?


37 posted on 06/12/2011 7:55:54 PM PDT by MestaMachine (Sarah Palin is the mirror by which evil reflects back upon itself until consumed out of existence)
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To: Past Your Eyes

None. Freepers are independent and self-sufficient enough to do without the light.


38 posted on 06/12/2011 7:58:09 PM PDT by Jonty30
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Ping!


39 posted on 06/12/2011 7:58:12 PM PDT by Bronzy (We Remembered In November.)
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To: Past Your Eyes

Ask again in six months and it will be the FD, PD, EPA, DEP,NRC, PC (poison Control),DOT, NEA, DOD, NIH, DDC and the 1 DU who dropped the mercury bulb. ( We all know us FReepers are hording hehe) So my answer is one freeper can change its Edison lightbulb alone...


40 posted on 06/12/2011 7:58:37 PM PDT by merryberry (In dog beers, I had about one...)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
An optimist says the glass is half full.
A pessimist says the glass is half empty.
An engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

41 posted on 06/12/2011 7:59:28 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Past Your Eyes

Not this thread again. No one ever wants to change the damn bulb, they just want to talk about it. Can’t we get an illegal Mexican to do the job?


42 posted on 06/12/2011 8:02:18 PM PDT by Raycpa
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There are about 30 - 40 of us who will check to make sure the light bulb isn’t excerpted.


43 posted on 06/12/2011 8:03:09 PM PDT by shibumi (Ego Nunquam Ubi Sub Ubi!)
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If it’s summer, it takes an hour longer. If it’s fall, it takes an hour less. Oh, wait. It’s how MANY, not how long.

Nevermind.


44 posted on 06/12/2011 8:03:34 PM PDT by MestaMachine (Sarah Palin is the mirror by which evil reflects back upon itself until consumed out of existence)
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That is truly excellent!

A keeper to be sure!


45 posted on 06/12/2011 8:04:39 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Past Your Eyes

6 will refuse to change it, because that’s what the Illuminati want us to do.


46 posted on 06/12/2011 8:05:49 PM PDT by RockinRight (Rock you like a Hermancain!)
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To: TwoSwords
I change it myself, but it does take me all day.

Ah... a union guy, eh?

47 posted on 06/12/2011 8:07:08 PM PDT by upsdriver (to undo the damage the "intellectual elites" have done. . . . . Sarah Palin for President!)
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>>All of us, but we’ll change the light bulb and break the story 6 hours before the MSM.<<

And attempts at their “Buckhead moment:”

“Did you notice that the original lightbulb was the one Sylvania only produced in 1972 but the one we are talking about was clearly a 2009 bulb?”


48 posted on 06/12/2011 8:07:20 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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FUNNY!!!


49 posted on 06/12/2011 8:07:49 PM PDT by merryberry (In dog beers, I had about one...)
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1. And a bunch more to deride Romney for being a Mormon.


50 posted on 06/12/2011 8:09:03 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (r e p e n t o r b e s a d)
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