Skip to comments.How many FReepers?
Posted on 06/12/2011 7:22:15 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes
How many FReepers does it take to change a light bulb? My apology if this has been done before.
One...and another hundred to caption the picture.
And the other 400,000 to steal the picture without making a donation...
Freepers don’t change light bulbs, they keep the incandescent ones.
One, and then one to post a picture of Helen Thomas forcing all Freepers to close their eyes rendering the screwed in light bulb redundant.
If it’s incandescent.....1.
And MILLIONS to applaud him/her.
3 to point out this is a vanity
2 to note that in prior posts you used “candle” and not “light bulb” and ping the AM for summary banning.
1700 Grammar Nazis to note every single grammar and spelling mistake.
1701 to be WRONG on spelling and grammar mistakes.
27 to say “you signed up on MM/DD/YYYY to just post THIS?”
11 to use the standard memes of “stuned beeber, moose bit my sister, cheese and hugh and series.”
47 smartalecks who will post pictures (30 will post pics, 17 will post the link because they haven’t yet figured out how to post a pic inline in a post).
89 to say you are a liberal troll and go back to DU/KOS. It doesn’t matter what you say is needed to change the lightbulb. If you disagree with their methodology, you are a troll.
That is all I can think of right now.
LOL you tell um bill.....:O)
None. We’re all filthy rich, remember? We have servants to do that stuff.
>>Changing? What the hell was wrong with the old light bulb?<<
It has been exposed as a
And at least a dozen engineer types to point out that it is technically a lamp.
I change it myself, but it does take me all day.
If its a regulated lightbulb we just say SCREW YOU and it does.
>>And at least a dozen engineer types to point out that it is technically a lamp.<<
And to note it isn’t WATTS it is LUMENS!! (well, 1/2 of them anyway — then the fight starts about how to measure light, then where light came from, then whether abiogenesis should be used as the original source of light...)
1/5th. It’s an excerpt.
I takes several Kennedy’s. One to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink enough to get the room to spin.
Who knew? (click on the pic to see the bulb-cam, but it looks a little broke right now)
1 and then he’s forced to make an OPUS...
And the 443 posts telling you to quit pimping your light bulb changing blog.
....And another 100 to critique the techniques used to change out the bulb! lol
None, it’s a trick question.
Apparently more than we’ve got. The bill to change the lightbulb back is apparently now stuck in Congress.
All of us, but we’ll change the light bulb and break the story 6 hours before the MSM.
You forgot the 7 who will say that this has already been posted.
Romney - I change all the time.
Pawlenty - Last time I explained how to change a light bulb everyone fell asleep.
Trump - I don't change bulbs, I fire them.
Palin - Change? You betcha!
Ron Paul - The Fed stole all your bulbs and put them on the space ship.
Gary Johnson - First I'd get some ... um ... what was the question? Does anyone have any Cheetos? Man I've got the munchies.
Herman Cain - Burnt out bulbs are a real problem and I'm a problem solver.
Bachmann - I've motivated thousands of people to bring about bulb change though I've never changed one myself.
Rick Perry - I'm definately not changing a bulb. Do you want me to change a bulb? I might change a bulb. I won't change a bulb. Are you sure?
Santorum - The last time I tried changing a bulb I got lit up by 18 points. This makes me the most qualified bulb changer out there.
Anthony Weiner - I change all the time. Wanna see the pictures?
Krauthammer - You don't want real change, you want the same dim bulbs you've always had.
Obama - The light went out in the teleprompter? Oh, Sh*t. VALERIE!!!.
The bish can cook in the dark for all i care I can still freep by the lite of my 27 inch monitor
Same for me but I forget to tell my wife it's done and put it on tomorrow's to do list, just in case she checks for output at the end of tomorrow. Otherwise it's a carryover item for the next day.
That is hilarious!
Watts a lightbulb?
None. Freepers are independent and self-sufficient enough to do without the light.
Ask again in six months and it will be the FD, PD, EPA, DEP,NRC, PC (poison Control),DOT, NEA, DOD, NIH, DDC and the 1 DU who dropped the mercury bulb. ( We all know us FReepers are hording hehe) So my answer is one freeper can change its Edison lightbulb alone...
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Not this thread again. No one ever wants to change the damn bulb, they just want to talk about it. Can’t we get an illegal Mexican to do the job?
There are about 30 - 40 of us who will check to make sure the light bulb isn’t excerpted.
If it’s summer, it takes an hour longer. If it’s fall, it takes an hour less. Oh, wait. It’s how MANY, not how long.
That is truly excellent!
A keeper to be sure!
6 will refuse to change it, because that’s what the Illuminati want us to do.
Ah... a union guy, eh?
>>All of us, but well change the light bulb and break the story 6 hours before the MSM.<<
And attempts at their “Buckhead moment:”
“Did you notice that the original lightbulb was the one Sylvania only produced in 1972 but the one we are talking about was clearly a 2009 bulb?”
1. And a bunch more to deride Romney for being a Mormon.