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Drunk wannabe knight rams into woman’s house in failed attempt at wooing
The Daily Caller ^ | June 14, 2011 | Laura Donovan

Posted on 06/14/2011 1:59:23 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A knight in shining armor isn’t always the key to a woman’s heart. Case in point: Jan Rudnicki, a 40-year-old Polish man who hopped onto a horse and plowed into a female’s house in hopes of sweeping her off her feet.

According to the Croatian Times, a drunk and shirtless Rudnicki jumped on the equine, who galloped right through Gosia Domoslawska’s front door.

As we all know, these sort of advances aren’t well received in instances of unrequited love, so an uninterested Domoslawska called authorities after Rudnicki stormed through her place. The faux savior could spend up to five years in jail for aggravated breaking and entry.

Domoslawska was sitting in front of her television when Rudnicki allegedly barged into her home uninvited.

“He’s a loon,” Domoslawska told the publication. “I never fancied him before and I certainly don’t now. If this was supposed to win my heart he must be seriously off his rocker.”

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: breakingandentering; drunk; getoverheralready; horse; house; love; man; napl; shirtless; unrequiterlove; woman

1 posted on 06/14/2011 1:59:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Should have texted her a picture of his weiner. That always melts a woman’s heart.


2 posted on 06/14/2011 2:01:05 PM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A Polish Don Quixote?


3 posted on 06/14/2011 2:03:42 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; ...

Weiner ain’t got nuttin’ on this guy!


4 posted on 06/14/2011 2:07:06 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Obamao thinks DWS is cute (!!))
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Gosia Domoslawska?

Chivalry just ain't what it used to be....

5 posted on 06/14/2011 2:07:29 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Woah, Obama will appease Trump, but not Lakin? Thanks LSM)
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To: Explorer89; SoothingDave

I think this happened dahn in Natrona once.


6 posted on 06/14/2011 2:10:29 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It might have been a real knight:


7 posted on 06/14/2011 2:10:41 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Bockscar

LOL!


9 posted on 06/14/2011 2:13:11 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

10 posted on 06/14/2011 2:14:02 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS; Deb
A Polish Don Quixote?

I don't know. He looks more Irish or perhaps Scottish to me.

11 posted on 06/14/2011 2:15:05 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Slings and Arrows; Chode

12 posted on 06/14/2011 2:27:48 PM PDT by Morgana (I speak no more)
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To: Servant of the Cross

If he falls off the horse, you’ll know he’s Irish.


13 posted on 06/14/2011 2:29:53 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: martin_fierro

Dahn in Natrona? I thought it was the heights.


14 posted on 06/14/2011 3:08:16 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Morgana; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
Nothing says "I love you" like major property damage.


15 posted on 06/14/2011 4:41:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He should have stuck to lawnmower jousting.


16 posted on 06/14/2011 5:11:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

bttt


17 posted on 06/14/2011 5:12:30 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

To dream the impossible dream...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfHnzYEHAow


18 posted on 06/14/2011 5:13:19 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: ConservativeMan55; Slings and Arrows; null and void; Lazamataz; Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Breaking News - Drunk Knights fail to Impress, Ram house instead of each other. "I couldn't see" said Sir Rye Ball.

Poppycock and preposterous!
Laz and I made certain it was a fair joust!

On a side note, I'm heading off for the night, see everyone on the 'flip side'.

19 posted on 06/14/2011 6:32:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He is...The Drunkest Man in the World

“I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I drink a lot of it!....Stay thirsty my friends.”


20 posted on 06/14/2011 8:15:16 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Beware of the Socialist Government-Academia Grant Junkie-Rich "non-profit"-Liberal Media Complex)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Where he is, he’s got a lot of competition.


21 posted on 06/14/2011 8:54:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

22 posted on 06/14/2011 9:32:53 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: martin_fierro

No, I think you are mistaken. It happened in Ducktown.
(martin, please, oh please, please, PLEASE tell me you understand that reference, or I will cry.)


23 posted on 06/14/2011 10:25:00 PM PDT by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: Daffynition

Very Zen.


24 posted on 06/14/2011 11:25:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

What some drunk men won’t do for love...

Apparently, most drunk men will do anything for love.


25 posted on 06/15/2011 12:29:35 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
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To: dixiechick2000
Apparently, most drunk men will do anything for love

"...but I won't do that."

26 posted on 06/15/2011 12:40:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I think Meat Loaf is the exception.

Maybe he was sober? lol


27 posted on 06/15/2011 12:45:26 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
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To: dixiechick2000

Don’t worry, I won’t tell anybody.


28 posted on 06/15/2011 12:51:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Explorer89
(martin, please, oh please, please, PLEASE tell me you understand that reference, or I will cry.)

I think I do.

sheesh, no pressure there

29 posted on 06/15/2011 12:34:14 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Ducktown is the section of Brackenridge on the hill (Roupe Ave, etc.) where all of the Polacks lived and kept ducks to make their duck-blood soup. I know the Polish name for the soup, but can’t spell it.


30 posted on 06/15/2011 10:19:25 PM PDT by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: martin_fierro; xsmommy

In case you want to make some:

http://easteuropeanfood.about.com/od/polishsoups/r/czarnina.htm

(I remember the pronunciation as essentially: CHA-NEE-NA)

And no, I never tried it.


31 posted on 06/15/2011 10:22:19 PM PDT by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: Explorer89

oh the duckblood soup. yeah, never laid eyes on it!


32 posted on 06/16/2011 4:59:23 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Explorer89

CHERNINA!

(I thought Ducktown = Natrona, but I knew from whence came the duck reference)


33 posted on 06/16/2011 9:51:03 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Dunno, it just strikes me that ramming a horse into his lady-love’s living room isn’t the sort of thing a feller would want to do sober.


34 posted on 06/16/2011 10:04:39 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Slings and Arrows

Whew! Thank you for your discretion!


35 posted on 06/17/2011 12:33:57 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sadly, chaining one’s intended in the basement is also ineffectual.

Er.

So I’ve heard.


36 posted on 06/18/2011 6:46:07 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

You’ll never know if you don’t try.


37 posted on 06/18/2011 10:03:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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