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Drunk wannabe knight rams into woman’s house in failed attempt at wooing
The Daily Caller ^
| June 14, 2011
| Laura Donovan
Posted on 06/14/2011 1:59:23 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A knight in shining armor isn’t always the key to a woman’s heart. Case in point: Jan Rudnicki, a 40-year-old Polish man who hopped onto a horse and plowed into a female’s house in hopes of sweeping her off her feet.
According to the Croatian Times, a drunk and shirtless Rudnicki jumped on the equine, who galloped right through Gosia Domoslawska’s front door.
As we all know, these sort of advances aren’t well received in instances of unrequited love, so an uninterested Domoslawska called authorities after Rudnicki stormed through her place. The faux savior could spend up to five years in jail for aggravated breaking and entry.
Domoslawska was sitting in front of her television when Rudnicki allegedly barged into her home uninvited.
“He’s a loon,” Domoslawska told the publication. “I never fancied him before and I certainly don’t now. If this was supposed to win my heart he must be seriously off his rocker.”
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: breakingandentering; drunk; getoverheralready; horse; house; love; man; napl; shirtless; unrequiterlove; woman
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Should have texted her a picture of his weiner. That always melts a woman’s heart.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
06/14/2011 2:03:42 PM PDT
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; ...
Weiner ain’t got nuttin’ on this guy!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Gosia Domoslawska? Chivalry just ain't what it used to be....
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posted on
06/14/2011 2:07:29 PM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(Woah, Obama will appease Trump, but not Lakin? Thanks LSM)
To: Explorer89; SoothingDave
I think this happened dahn in Natrona once.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It might have been a real knight:
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posted on
06/14/2011 2:10:41 PM PDT
by
Brett66
(Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
Comment #8 Removed by Moderator
To: Bockscar
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posted on
06/14/2011 2:13:11 PM PDT
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
06/14/2011 2:14:02 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS; Deb
A Polish Don Quixote?
I don't know. He looks more Irish or perhaps Scottish to me.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Slings and Arrows; Chode
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posted on
06/14/2011 2:27:48 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(I speak no more)
To: Servant of the Cross
If he falls off the horse, you’ll know he’s Irish.
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posted on
06/14/2011 2:29:53 PM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: martin_fierro
Dahn in Natrona? I thought it was the heights.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Morgana; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
Nothing says "I love you" like major property damage.
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posted on
06/14/2011 4:41:16 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
He should have stuck to lawnmower jousting.
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posted on
06/14/2011 5:11:48 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
06/14/2011 5:13:19 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: ConservativeMan55; Slings and Arrows; null and void; Lazamataz; Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Poppycock and preposterous!
Laz and I made certain it was a fair joust!
On a side note, I'm heading off for the night, see everyone on the 'flip side'.
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posted on
06/14/2011 6:32:25 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Slings and Arrows
He is...The Drunkest Man in the World
“I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I drink a lot of it!....Stay thirsty my friends.”
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posted on
06/14/2011 8:15:16 PM PDT
by
Eric Blair 2084
(Beware of the Socialist Government-Academia Grant Junkie-Rich "non-profit"-Liberal Media Complex)
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