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Viagra has almost turned Hugh Hefner deaf!
Times of India ^ | Jun 18, 2011, 11.54am IST | Staff

Posted on 06/20/2011 6:18:18 AM PDT by Red Badger

Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner have revealed that the 'Playboy' chief has gone partially deaf because he takes too much of Viagra.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon said that 85-year-old womaniser would not stop taking the pill because he does not want to lose his sex drive.

"He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing. He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear," the Sun quoted Karissa as saying.

"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you.

"We could sit right next to him and he wouldn''t have a clue what we said," she added.

The twins, who lived in the magazine mogul's LA mansion for two years, also said that Hefner is losing his memory.

"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said


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Well, at least he didn't go blind...............

1 posted on 06/20/2011 6:18:22 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Sad, pathetic old fool.


2 posted on 06/20/2011 6:19:07 AM PDT by pgkdan
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To: Red Badger

Deaf? Or hard . . . of hearing?


3 posted on 06/20/2011 6:19:58 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: Red Badger

Too bad it couldn’t give him back his soul.

Bastard.


4 posted on 06/20/2011 6:19:58 AM PDT by ZULU (Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescence)
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To: Red Badger

Bonus: you don’t have to listen to the 25-year-olds you are marrying.


5 posted on 06/20/2011 6:20:26 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Red Badger

“... at least he didn’t go blind”.

Or have to shave the palms of his hands. LOL!


6 posted on 06/20/2011 6:20:57 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Red Badger
"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said

He doesn't care about the bitch's name. One's as good as another.

7 posted on 06/20/2011 6:21:01 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: Red Badger

Couldn’t care less that he destroyed his hearing or his soul. He had a hand in destroying our culture.


8 posted on 06/20/2011 6:21:54 AM PDT by all the best
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To: Red Badger

What??? What did Hef say? Little louder please! Huh???


9 posted on 06/20/2011 6:22:13 AM PDT by Bubba (Kriss... firearm of choice for close encounters of the worst kind)
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To: ZULU
Well, far be it from me to wax all judgmental and all that stuff but...

Thank you. :)

10 posted on 06/20/2011 6:23:19 AM PDT by OKSooner (Obama confessed "his muslim faith" on the George Stephanopolous show on September 7th, 2008.)
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To: Red Badger

What’s that?


11 posted on 06/20/2011 6:24:03 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: pgkdan

Sad, pathetic old fool is right. For years a lot of people held up his lifestyle as something to be admired and sought after. People were seduced by the idea of a man living the life of leisure and sleeping with a different beautiful woman every night. But the reality is that his life is emotionally stunted—as if a boy’s sexual maturity never developed beyond the age of 18. The end result is what he is now. Other stories say what a dingy, shabby place the “mansion” is and how his whole life centers around trying to get it up to be able to have sex with glorified prostitutes.


12 posted on 06/20/2011 6:24:17 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Imagine losing your memory, when you have the memory-stack that Hefner had.

Too bad we didn't have such a thing as a brain-download-and-replay machine. We could charge $100,000 a replay, and I'd be the very first customer!

13 posted on 06/20/2011 6:25:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Red Badger

I know several attorneys that take Viagara. Didn’t affect their hearing, but made their necks real stiff.


14 posted on 06/20/2011 6:25:31 AM PDT by donozark (British Army, Fighting Proudly in Afghanistan-Since 1839)
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To: Bubba

I can’t hear you.Did you say Jennifer Aniston on line 2?


15 posted on 06/20/2011 6:25:45 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Red Badger

Frankly I think he’s just hanging on in this life because he does not want to meet his maker...


16 posted on 06/20/2011 6:26:35 AM PDT by oust the louse (The death of Osama is as mysterious as the life of Obama. just sayin...)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
Sad, pathetic old fool is right. For years a lot of people held up his lifestyle as something to be admired and sought after. People were seduced by the idea of a man living the life of leisure and sleeping with a different beautiful woman every night. But the reality is that his life is emotionally stunted—as if a boy’s sexual maturity never developed beyond the age of 18.

Oh God.

I'm in trouble.

17 posted on 06/20/2011 6:26:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: pgkdan

You call him a sad pathetic old fool,but is he even half as pathetic as beautiful 21 year old twins who screw an 85 year old man that is hopped up on Viagra for two years?

What kind of parents raise twins who have the morals of a $2.00 whore spending two years screwing this old turd in a threesome.

If he is pathetic are they not worse?

They are little more than sperm receptacles.


18 posted on 06/20/2011 6:27:16 AM PDT by Venturer
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"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said

Weiner!

Here Weiner!

Fetch Weiner!

Play dead, Weiner!

19 posted on 06/20/2011 6:27:17 AM PDT by eCSMaster (We will fight for America and it starts here in Madison, WI. It starts here. It starts now.)
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To: Stosh

What? I can’t hear you.


20 posted on 06/20/2011 6:28:52 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (We .. have a purpose .. no longer to please every dictator with a vote at the UN. PM Harper)
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