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Viagra has almost turned Hugh Hefner deaf!
Times of India ^ | Jun 18, 2011, 11.54am IST | Staff

Posted on 06/20/2011 6:18:18 AM PDT by Red Badger

Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner have revealed that the 'Playboy' chief has gone partially deaf because he takes too much of Viagra.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon said that 85-year-old womaniser would not stop taking the pill because he does not want to lose his sex drive.

"He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing. He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear," the Sun quoted Karissa as saying.

"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you.

"We could sit right next to him and he wouldn''t have a clue what we said," she added.

The twins, who lived in the magazine mogul's LA mansion for two years, also said that Hefner is losing his memory.

"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said


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Well, at least he didn't go blind...............

1 posted on 06/20/2011 6:18:22 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Sad, pathetic old fool.


2 posted on 06/20/2011 6:19:07 AM PDT by pgkdan
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To: Red Badger

Deaf? Or hard . . . of hearing?


3 posted on 06/20/2011 6:19:58 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: Red Badger

Too bad it couldn’t give him back his soul.

Bastard.


4 posted on 06/20/2011 6:19:58 AM PDT by ZULU (Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescence)
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To: Red Badger

Bonus: you don’t have to listen to the 25-year-olds you are marrying.


5 posted on 06/20/2011 6:20:26 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Red Badger

“... at least he didn’t go blind”.

Or have to shave the palms of his hands. LOL!


6 posted on 06/20/2011 6:20:57 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Red Badger
"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said

He doesn't care about the bitch's name. One's as good as another.

7 posted on 06/20/2011 6:21:01 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: Red Badger

Couldn’t care less that he destroyed his hearing or his soul. He had a hand in destroying our culture.


8 posted on 06/20/2011 6:21:54 AM PDT by all the best
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To: Red Badger

What??? What did Hef say? Little louder please! Huh???


9 posted on 06/20/2011 6:22:13 AM PDT by Bubba (Kriss... firearm of choice for close encounters of the worst kind)
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To: ZULU
Well, far be it from me to wax all judgmental and all that stuff but...

Thank you. :)

10 posted on 06/20/2011 6:23:19 AM PDT by OKSooner (Obama confessed "his muslim faith" on the George Stephanopolous show on September 7th, 2008.)
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To: Red Badger

What’s that?


11 posted on 06/20/2011 6:24:03 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: pgkdan

Sad, pathetic old fool is right. For years a lot of people held up his lifestyle as something to be admired and sought after. People were seduced by the idea of a man living the life of leisure and sleeping with a different beautiful woman every night. But the reality is that his life is emotionally stunted—as if a boy’s sexual maturity never developed beyond the age of 18. The end result is what he is now. Other stories say what a dingy, shabby place the “mansion” is and how his whole life centers around trying to get it up to be able to have sex with glorified prostitutes.


12 posted on 06/20/2011 6:24:17 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Red Badger
Imagine losing your memory, when you have the memory-stack that Hefner had.

Too bad we didn't have such a thing as a brain-download-and-replay machine. We could charge $100,000 a replay, and I'd be the very first customer!

13 posted on 06/20/2011 6:25:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Red Badger

I know several attorneys that take Viagara. Didn’t affect their hearing, but made their necks real stiff.


14 posted on 06/20/2011 6:25:31 AM PDT by donozark (British Army, Fighting Proudly in Afghanistan-Since 1839)
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To: Bubba

I can’t hear you.Did you say Jennifer Aniston on line 2?


15 posted on 06/20/2011 6:25:45 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Red Badger

Frankly I think he’s just hanging on in this life because he does not want to meet his maker...


16 posted on 06/20/2011 6:26:35 AM PDT by oust the louse (The death of Osama is as mysterious as the life of Obama. just sayin...)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
Sad, pathetic old fool is right. For years a lot of people held up his lifestyle as something to be admired and sought after. People were seduced by the idea of a man living the life of leisure and sleeping with a different beautiful woman every night. But the reality is that his life is emotionally stunted—as if a boy’s sexual maturity never developed beyond the age of 18.

Oh God.

I'm in trouble.

17 posted on 06/20/2011 6:26:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: pgkdan

You call him a sad pathetic old fool,but is he even half as pathetic as beautiful 21 year old twins who screw an 85 year old man that is hopped up on Viagra for two years?

What kind of parents raise twins who have the morals of a $2.00 whore spending two years screwing this old turd in a threesome.

If he is pathetic are they not worse?

They are little more than sperm receptacles.


18 posted on 06/20/2011 6:27:16 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: Red Badger
"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said

Weiner!

Here Weiner!

Fetch Weiner!

Play dead, Weiner!

19 posted on 06/20/2011 6:27:17 AM PDT by eCSMaster (We will fight for America and it starts here in Madison, WI. It starts here. It starts now.)
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To: Stosh

What? I can’t hear you.


20 posted on 06/20/2011 6:28:52 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (We .. have a purpose .. no longer to please every dictator with a vote at the UN. PM Harper)
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To: Red Badger

So now, any man who needs a hearing aid will have a shadow cast upon his life.


21 posted on 06/20/2011 6:30:00 AM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: Lazamataz

I never knew that one day Hugh Hefner and I would share something in common.................


22 posted on 06/20/2011 6:30:48 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: KrisKrinkle

or a raised eyebrow or two.................


23 posted on 06/20/2011 6:31:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: Venturer
You call him a sad pathetic old fool, but is he even half as pathetic as beautiful 21 year old twins who screw an 85 year old man that is hopped up on Viagra for two years? What kind of parents raise twins who have the morals of a $2.00 whore spending two years screwing this old turd in a threesome.

You're absolutely right!!!!

 

may I have their phone numbers?

24 posted on 06/20/2011 6:31:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: 1rudeboy

BWAhahahahahahahaehahaha....


25 posted on 06/20/2011 6:31:53 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: pgkdan

Agreed. Nothing to envy there.

He pays beautiful women to surround him for his own image and self esteem. He’s got to know that they don’t love him.

Seems that he’ll die a very lonely man no matter how many of these girls are at his bedside.


26 posted on 06/20/2011 6:33:45 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Red Badger

No wonder he’s crazy about the blondes, he can’t hear what stupid things they are saying.

What baby?...Shut up and roll over.


27 posted on 06/20/2011 6:35:10 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Filthy too. Dog poop all over the filthy rugs. Guests should probably get a typhoid shot before they enter the front door.

They should fumigate it and then burn it to the ground.


28 posted on 06/20/2011 6:35:22 AM PDT by goldi (')
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To: Red Badger
"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you."

Maybe it's a ploy to get those buxom beauties to move in closer. Hugh hasn't lost his uh, touch.

HH: Come closer, Honey. I can't hear you. Lean down and talk to my good eye, I mean ear.

Hugh, you old geezer, you.

29 posted on 06/20/2011 6:36:18 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
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To: oust the louse
Frankly I think he’s just hanging on in this life because he does not want to meet his maker...
Ironic, Hef not wanting to be a stiff ya know.
30 posted on 06/20/2011 6:36:20 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Venturer
They are little more than sperm receptacles

Agreed.

31 posted on 06/20/2011 6:40:12 AM PDT by pgkdan (Time for a Cain Mutiny!)
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“Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner”

Sorry, but EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! Their mama must be so proud...

Colonel, USAFR


32 posted on 06/20/2011 6:40:29 AM PDT by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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lovers = they watched Cartoon Network while Hugh napped................


33 posted on 06/20/2011 6:43:59 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: Red Badger

34 posted on 06/20/2011 6:43:59 AM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan ("Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." Richard Feynman father of Quantum Physics)
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To: Red Badger

His hearing is going, his brain is tapioca, and his morals have long since fled.

Yet he still thinks that chemically-assisted commercial sex will prove his virility.

Playboy? More like pitiful letch. The wages of carnality ...


35 posted on 06/20/2011 6:47:03 AM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan

Maybe going deaf is not such a bad thing


36 posted on 06/20/2011 6:47:44 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: Red Badger

Well, what would they expect from a man who is 85?


37 posted on 06/20/2011 6:51:34 AM PDT by GenXteacher (He that hath no stomach for this fight, let him depart!)
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To: Red Badger

Disgusting Pig.


38 posted on 06/20/2011 6:57:39 AM PDT by Reagan69 (First they came for Sarah Palin and conservatives said nothing...)
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To: Venturer
You call him a sad pathetic old fool,but is he even half as pathetic as beautiful 21 year old twins who screw an 85 year old man that is hopped up on Viagra for two years?

So true. I knew of a young girl from our area who had just joined Hef's harem. She died, tragically, in an auto accident. Her family was so proud of her budding 'career' and didn't seem the least bit remorseful about the path she had taken before she died.
39 posted on 06/20/2011 6:58:14 AM PDT by texas_mrs
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To: Lazamataz
idea of a man living the life of leisure and sleeping with a different beautiful woman every night.

Sounds awful.

40 posted on 06/20/2011 7:00:51 AM PDT by from occupied ga (your own government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: goldi
[The Playboy Mansion is] Filthy too. Dog poop all over the filthy rugs. Guests should probably get a typhoid shot before they enter the front door. They should fumigate it and then burn it to the ground.


41 posted on 06/20/2011 7:00:59 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Red Badger
Girls, I can't hear you. Come a little closer."


42 posted on 06/20/2011 7:01:45 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Lazamataz
Imagine losing your memory, when you have the memory-stack that Hefner had.

Same memory stack as Xaxanthian freedom fighters on the Epsilon 7 prison world: lots of bouncing up and down and being slapped by silicone torture balls.

43 posted on 06/20/2011 7:04:36 AM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: Red Badger

I can’t help but think about people who suck up oxygen and thrive, while decent people struggle every day.


44 posted on 06/20/2011 7:05:55 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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Same memory stack as Xaxanthian freedom fighters on the Epsilon 7 prison world: lots of bouncing up and down and being slapped by silicone torture balls.

Are you auditioning to be my replacement if I die or am banned?

THAT WAS POSITIVELY LAZAMATAZALIAN!!!!!

45 posted on 06/20/2011 7:07:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Red Badger

Hmmm...My 83 year old father has partial hearing loss in the past few years...Hmmm...


46 posted on 06/20/2011 7:09:51 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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HUH? I didn't understand a word you said. Laz, I need some help with this one.
47 posted on 06/20/2011 7:11:06 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Rinnwald
I have looked at your posts. I suggest we join forces. I believe we could cause Platetectonic Shift Giggles.
48 posted on 06/20/2011 7:11:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Red Badger
On the subject of Viagra....

An older woman told me it was the bane of her sexual existence.

Previously a gentleman who, with increasing age, was becoming less capable - would sometimes experience a sexual Renaissance where it wasn't all about his member.

After a bit of satisfying (for the woman) play - the man would often find he was more capable than when they started - and all was right with the world.

Now, there is none of that. It is all ‘I got a perma boner and I want to poke at you for an hour’.

Just a bit of advice for all the men out there, and a word of warning to the ladies.

49 posted on 06/20/2011 7:13:42 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
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To: Ditter; Rinnwald
HUH? I didn't understand a word you said. Laz, I need some help with this one.

Trust me, it was funny. I was very careful to approach the leeward side of that joke, and, suspended by only a single wire, used my infrared night vision, on-board backpack Cray supercomputer, and a monkey on peyote and cialis, to inspect the sentence for humor.

We're professionals. We make it look easy. NEVER ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME.

50 posted on 06/20/2011 7:16:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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