Skip to comments.Green Mile Actor, 51, Marries 16-Year-Old Aspiring Country Singer; Says "True Love Can Be Ageless"
Posted on 06/20/2011 12:41:39 PM PDT by Lmo56
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>>> Im as patriotic as anyone, but wiping her XXXX with the Flag does not make me want to listen to her music. <<<
No, perhaps not. But you best snap to attention and salute the flag none the less. ;-/
I remember seeing a Divorce-Barbie at Toys R Us. It came with all Ken’s stuff.
He’s following the twentieth-your-age plus seven rule.
Alternate headline: "White trailer trash sl-t marries d-ckhead."
Dollars to doughnuts that they are divorced within a couple years and she profits a million or so. From her perspective, it's a great deal:
She profits a million, or at least a few hundred thou, before her 18th birthday.
She gets publicity and access she would never have gotten had she married a 25-year old, or just slept around on Hollywood sets.
She really is one of the most sl-tty looking blondes I've ever seen. No offense to you fellows who think she's hot.
Not only would I NOT have brought her home to meet Mom, I wouldn't have been seen in the same state with her.
Like you don’t really need it, you are just doing them b/c you can and want to see if it makes you feel 20 again...
'Ceptin' at closing time, after you've had 5-6 beers, and she has her hand on your johnson over yer pantz ...
Then, she magically turns into a "Midnight Beauty" ...
better make that decision soon. The boy needs a sibling close enough in age to be a companion. Speaking from experience.
She does not look 16... Looks 25 or maybe 30
Although if you go to the original article and click on a link it definitely appears she was in the Miss Teen USA contest last year, unless the page was tampered with or she was cheating on the contest age rules.