Boulder Police search for porta potty 'Peeping Tom'

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulder-police-search-for-porta-potty-peeper-20110621,0,3693018.story ^ | 6/21/2011 | FOX

[Morgana]

BOULDER, Colo. -- Boulder Police are looking for a man who was seen hiding inside a portable toilet during last Friday’s Hanuman Yoga Festival at Boulder High School.

“A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid,” said police spokeswoman Kim Kobel.

Believing there was a person inside, the female left the portable toilet and asked a man who was standing nearby to go in and check. “The man told police that when he entered the toilet, he did see someone inside the tank, covered in a tarp,” said Kobel. A few moments later, he heard the door lock from the inside.

A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw the suspect emerge from the portable toilet.

“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said.

The suspect is described as a very tall white male, around 20-years-old with a thin build and short, dark hair. He was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes at the time.

[Morgana]

[mkmensinger]

Words fail.

[umgud]

Sick. What has been visualized can’t be unvisualized.

[Rebelbase]

“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,”

Voyeurism is the least of this perp’s mental issues.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Sounds like an episode I saw on X-Files.

[King_Corey]

When the guy is covered in crap, nobody attempts to grab him. It is a 100% escape plan.

Problem is human feces is very bad for you. He has been exposed to some seriously bad diseases, and will probably die from infection. They will find him dead behind a dumpster soon.

[Bringbackthedraft]

He was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes at the time......................................... So what? All you have to do to find him is follow your nose. ;o)

[Morgana]

[Deaf Smith]

"He was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes..."

And he smelled like s***.

[rellimpank]

—someone went to prison in Colorado about fifteen years ago for a similar offense—I always wondered what nickname the cons gave him in prison—maybe he got out?

[Darksheare]

But who would want to try and apprehend him?
I don’t know anyone who would want to touch that.

Taze him, then hose him off.

[Morgana]

[deltaromeo11]

He was at a Yoga festival. Maybe he was practicing a confinement posture.

[Darksheare]

That would work, yes.
I can imagine that being used to hose him down out of a tree.

[WorkingClassFilth]

The only possible explanation for this freak is demon possession.

Honestly, you cannot make up anything weirder than what is happening right now.

[mylife]

Again?

How many of these sick monkeys are out there?

[Venturer]

Don’;t they put formaldehyde in those toilets to keep down the stink? That couldn’t be too good for him.

[FreedomPoster]

This is a recent “well, THAT takes the cake” winner, at least for me. Saw this elsewhere and found it already posted here, and you un-pinged.

[Sherman Logan]

There just ain’t that much room in the tank. Not that I’ve ever tried to get into one, but I’ve used them for their intended purpose a good many times. It seems odd a “very tall” man could fit. Must be pretty flexible.

[Route395]

"Hi there....!"

[Revolting cat!]

The newest ones have cameras on the inside and a screen outside.

[Da Coyote]

Check Ward Churchill’s old joke of an academic department at C.U. The perp probably is a prof there.

[Cheetahcat]

Should have pushed it over on the door, so the sick bastard was stuck in there.

[Slings and Arrows]

He ran away so fast that he left skid marks.

[Bockscar]

This goes beyond disgusting. Words cannot describe.

[Mr. Silverback]

I almost feel sorry for the guy...imagine being so trapped by a perverted compulsion that you’d hide in a portapotty tank just to catch a glimpse of somebody’s crotch. Sad.

[xrmusn]

I almost feel sorry for the guy...
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
An old farmer was ‘doing his business’ in a fancy two seater and as he got up 3 quarters and a dime fell from his coverall pockets into the ‘business area’.
He reached in his wallet and threw a $10 bill after the coins.
The guy on the other seat said “What is wrong with you”?
the farmer replied “You don’t figure I will go down there for 85 cents now do you”?

[gonzo]

Just for you, umgud ................... FRegards

[TheOldLady]

That is one sick man, and he’s going to get a lot sicker. No need to arrest him, for if he lives, he will have suffered enough.

[Slings and Arrows]

E. Coli: Karma’s little helper.

[Daffynition]

Poor woman. I never go in one-o-those-things unless someone checks it out first. Never go anywhere without a NavySeal...or 2...or 3...or 4...............

[Morgana]

[BJClinton]

Reading this while taking my morning dump...yeah, I just checked.

[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

So the Boulder police chief goes up to a new recruit to handle this assignment.

” Officer, I have a pretty crappy job for you today.”

..........I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress and try the veal.

[Slings and Arrows]

Looks dangerous. Better call for reinforcements.

[TexasRepublic]

Now, do you reckon he was a Republican or a Democrap?

[a fool in paradise]

“A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid,”

[a fool in paradise]

“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said.

"I wasn't gonna tackle him, they don't pay me enough for that s&#t."

[a fool in paradise]

Taze him, then hose him off.

Leave the tazer going when you hose him off. It's the only way to be sure... < /sarc >

[Revolting cat!]

[JoeProBono]

[Revolting cat!]

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

How can anyone use those things to begin with? Blech! Just imagine the diseases one can pick up from human waste.How did this nut job get in there in the first place? The methane gases alone could have killed him.