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Boulder Police search for porta potty 'Peeping Tom'
http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulder-police-search-for-porta-potty-peeper-20110621,0,3693018.story ^ | 6/21/2011 | FOX

Posted on 06/21/2011 5:59:36 PM PDT by Morgana

BOULDER, Colo. -- Boulder Police are looking for a man who was seen hiding inside a portable toilet during last Friday’s Hanuman Yoga Festival at Boulder High School.

“A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid,” said police spokeswoman Kim Kobel.

Believing there was a person inside, the female left the portable toilet and asked a man who was standing nearby to go in and check. “The man told police that when he entered the toilet, he did see someone inside the tank, covered in a tarp,” said Kobel. A few moments later, he heard the door lock from the inside.

A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw the suspect emerge from the portable toilet.

“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said.

The suspect is described as a very tall white male, around 20-years-old with a thin build and short, dark hair. He was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes at the time.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aids; bathroomsex; boulder; boulders; cultureofcorruption; feces; inthecan; napl; porta; toilet; yogagerms

1 posted on 06/21/2011 5:59:43 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Slings and Arrows

2 posted on 06/21/2011 6:00:46 PM PDT by Morgana (I speak no more)
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To: Morgana

Words fail.


3 posted on 06/21/2011 6:01:59 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Morgana

Sick. What has been visualized can’t be unvisualized.


4 posted on 06/21/2011 6:02:50 PM PDT by umgud
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To: Morgana

“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,”

Voyeurism is the least of this perp’s mental issues.


5 posted on 06/21/2011 6:03:10 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Morgana

Sounds like an episode I saw on X-Files.


6 posted on 06/21/2011 6:03:36 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (The storm clouds of war are on the horizon, 1939 is again approaching us.)
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To: Morgana

When the guy is covered in crap, nobody attempts to grab him. It is a 100% escape plan.

Problem is human feces is very bad for you. He has been exposed to some seriously bad diseases, and will probably die from infection. They will find him dead behind a dumpster soon.


7 posted on 06/21/2011 6:06:01 PM PDT by King_Corey (www.kingcorey.com)
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To: Morgana

He was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes at the time......................................... So what? All you have to do to find him is follow your nose. ;o)


8 posted on 06/21/2011 6:06:34 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (The storm clouds of war are on the horizon, 1939 is again approaching us.)
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To: Bringbackthedraft

9 posted on 06/21/2011 6:08:26 PM PDT by Morgana (I speak no more)
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To: Morgana
"He was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes..."

And he smelled like s***.

10 posted on 06/21/2011 6:09:07 PM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: Morgana

—someone went to prison in Colorado about fifteen years ago for a similar offense—I always wondered what nickname the cons gave him in prison—maybe he got out?


11 posted on 06/21/2011 6:09:29 PM PDT by rellimpank (--don't believe anything the media or government says about firearms or explosives--)
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To: Bringbackthedraft; Morgana

But who would want to try and apprehend him?
I don’t know anyone who would want to touch that.

Taze him, then hose him off.


12 posted on 06/21/2011 6:09:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Bringbackthedraft; Chode

13 posted on 06/21/2011 6:13:07 PM PDT by Morgana (I speak no more)
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To: Morgana

He was at a Yoga festival. Maybe he was practicing a confinement posture.


14 posted on 06/21/2011 6:19:44 PM PDT by deltaromeo11 (Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Morgana

That would work, yes.
I can imagine that being used to hose him down out of a tree.


15 posted on 06/21/2011 6:24:50 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Morgana
The only possible explanation for this freak is demon possession.

Honestly, you cannot make up anything weirder than what is happening right now.

16 posted on 06/21/2011 6:25:36 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: Morgana

Again?

How many of these sick monkeys are out there?


17 posted on 06/21/2011 6:40:11 PM PDT by mylife
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To: mylife

Don’;t they put formaldehyde in those toilets to keep down the stink? That couldn’t be too good for him.


18 posted on 06/21/2011 6:44:47 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: martin_fierro

This is a recent “well, THAT takes the cake” winner, at least for me. Saw this elsewhere and found it already posted here, and you un-pinged.


19 posted on 06/21/2011 6:48:35 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Morgana

There just ain’t that much room in the tank. Not that I’ve ever tried to get into one, but I’ve used them for their intended purpose a good many times. It seems odd a “very tall” man could fit. Must be pretty flexible.


20 posted on 06/21/2011 6:59:31 PM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: Morgana
"Hi there....!"
21 posted on 06/21/2011 7:07:57 PM PDT by Route395
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To: Morgana; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono
The newest ones have cameras on the inside and a screen outside.


22 posted on 06/21/2011 7:12:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Morgana

Check Ward Churchill’s old joke of an academic department at C.U. The perp probably is a prof there.


23 posted on 06/21/2011 7:30:55 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Morgana

Should have pushed it over on the door, so the sick bastard was stuck in there.


24 posted on 06/21/2011 7:34:30 PM PDT by Cheetahcat ( November 4 2008 ,A date that will live in Infamy.)
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To: Morgana; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He ran away so fast that he left skid marks.


25 posted on 06/21/2011 7:52:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Morgana

This goes beyond disgusting. Words cannot describe.


26 posted on 06/21/2011 8:06:16 PM PDT by Bockscar (Thanks to the Freeper dogcaller for this tag line: --Muslims do not immigrate; they colonize--)
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To: Morgana

I almost feel sorry for the guy...imagine being so trapped by a perverted compulsion that you’d hide in a portapotty tank just to catch a glimpse of somebody’s crotch. Sad.


27 posted on 06/21/2011 8:08:52 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Mr. Silverback

I almost feel sorry for the guy...
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
An old farmer was ‘doing his business’ in a fancy two seater and as he got up 3 quarters and a dime fell from his coverall pockets into the ‘business area’.
He reached in his wallet and threw a $10 bill after the coins.
The guy on the other seat said “What is wrong with you”?
the farmer replied “You don’t figure I will go down there for 85 cents now do you”?


28 posted on 06/21/2011 8:36:31 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) Time to clean House (and Senate) again. Incumbents begone!!)
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To: umgud

Just for you, umgud ................... FRegards


29 posted on 06/21/2011 9:41:21 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms .................. FRegards)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That is one sick man, and he’s going to get a lot sicker. No need to arrest him, for if he lives, he will have suffered enough.


30 posted on 06/22/2011 3:31:15 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: TheOldLady

E. Coli: Karma’s little helper.


31 posted on 06/22/2011 3:51:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Morgana
Poor woman. I never go in one-o-those-things unless someone checks it out first. Never go anywhere without a NavySeal...or 2...or 3...or 4...............


32 posted on 06/22/2011 4:23:46 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Cheetahcat

33 posted on 06/22/2011 4:34:13 AM PDT by Morgana (I speak no more)
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To: Morgana

Reading this while taking my morning dump...yeah, I just checked.


34 posted on 06/22/2011 5:13:15 AM PDT by BJClinton (Tweet your meat, lose your seat.)
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To: BJClinton

So the Boulder police chief goes up to a new recruit to handle this assignment.

” Officer, I have a pretty crappy job for you today.”

..........I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress and try the veal.


35 posted on 06/22/2011 5:35:28 AM PDT by Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage (Don't Tweet your meat or you lose your seat!!)
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To: Daffynition

Looks dangerous. Better call for reinforcements.


36 posted on 06/22/2011 8:54:58 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Morgana; All

Now, do you reckon he was a Republican or a Democrap?


37 posted on 06/22/2011 12:09:05 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Revolting cat!
“A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid,”


38 posted on 06/22/2011 2:46:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask Barack Obama this election if he believes Jesus Christ rose from the dead and walked among men.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said.

"I wasn't gonna tackle him, they don't pay me enough for that s&#t."

39 posted on 06/22/2011 2:48:14 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask Barack Obama this election if he believes Jesus Christ rose from the dead and walked among men.)
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To: Darksheare
Taze him, then hose him off.

Leave the tazer going when you hose him off. It's the only way to be sure... < /sarc >

40 posted on 06/22/2011 2:49:50 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask Barack Obama this election if he believes Jesus Christ rose from the dead and walked among men.)
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To: a fool in paradise; JoeProBono

41 posted on 06/22/2011 3:11:39 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

42 posted on 06/22/2011 3:38:39 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

43 posted on 06/22/2011 3:42:06 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Morgana

How can anyone use those things to begin with? Blech! Just imagine the diseases one can pick up from human waste.How did this nut job get in there in the first place? The methane gases alone could have killed him.


44 posted on 06/30/2011 1:23:25 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Fear can hold you prisoner.Hope can set you free.(Shawshank Redemption))
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