Boulder Police search for porta potty 'Peeping Tom'

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulder-police-search-for-porta-potty-peeper-20110621,0,3693018.story ^ | 6/21/2011 | FOX

[Morgana]

BOULDER, Colo. -- Boulder Police are looking for a man who was seen hiding inside a portable toilet during last Friday’s Hanuman Yoga Festival at Boulder High School.

“A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid,” said police spokeswoman Kim Kobel.

Believing there was a person inside, the female left the portable toilet and asked a man who was standing nearby to go in and check. “The man told police that when he entered the toilet, he did see someone inside the tank, covered in a tarp,” said Kobel. A few moments later, he heard the door lock from the inside.

A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw the suspect emerge from the portable toilet.

“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said.

The suspect is described as a very tall white male, around 20-years-old with a thin build and short, dark hair. He was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes at the time.

[Route395]

"Hi there....!"

[Revolting cat!]

The newest ones have cameras on the inside and a screen outside.

[Da Coyote]

Check Ward Churchill’s old joke of an academic department at C.U. The perp probably is a prof there.

[Cheetahcat]

Should have pushed it over on the door, so the sick bastard was stuck in there.

[Slings and Arrows]

He ran away so fast that he left skid marks.

[Bockscar]

This goes beyond disgusting. Words cannot describe.

[Mr. Silverback]

I almost feel sorry for the guy...imagine being so trapped by a perverted compulsion that you’d hide in a portapotty tank just to catch a glimpse of somebody’s crotch. Sad.

[xrmusn]

I almost feel sorry for the guy...
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An old farmer was ‘doing his business’ in a fancy two seater and as he got up 3 quarters and a dime fell from his coverall pockets into the ‘business area’.
He reached in his wallet and threw a $10 bill after the coins.
The guy on the other seat said “What is wrong with you”?
the farmer replied “You don’t figure I will go down there for 85 cents now do you”?

[gonzo]

Just for you, umgud ................... FRegards

[TheOldLady]

That is one sick man, and he’s going to get a lot sicker. No need to arrest him, for if he lives, he will have suffered enough.

[Slings and Arrows]

E. Coli: Karma’s little helper.

[Daffynition]

Poor woman. I never go in one-o-those-things unless someone checks it out first. Never go anywhere without a NavySeal...or 2...or 3...or 4...............

[Morgana]

[BJClinton]

Reading this while taking my morning dump...yeah, I just checked.

[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

So the Boulder police chief goes up to a new recruit to handle this assignment.

” Officer, I have a pretty crappy job for you today.”

..........I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress and try the veal.

[Slings and Arrows]

Looks dangerous. Better call for reinforcements.

[TexasRepublic]

Now, do you reckon he was a Republican or a Democrap?

[a fool in paradise]

“A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid,”

[a fool in paradise]

“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said.

"I wasn't gonna tackle him, they don't pay me enough for that s&#t."

[a fool in paradise]

Taze him, then hose him off.

Leave the tazer going when you hose him off. It's the only way to be sure... < /sarc >