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Handy Wood charged for 2 separate indecent exposure incidents
WHPT ^ | 6-22-11 | Ryan Eldredge

Posted on 06/22/2011 2:08:16 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB

State Police in Newport have charged a 35 year old Duncannon man for two separate incidents of indecent exposure. Police say Handy Henry Wood went through a McDonald’s drive-thru on May 17th and exposed himself to a female worker.

(Excerpt) Read more at whptv.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: exposure; handy; handywood; igot; indecent; laz; napl; pa; pennsylvania
If women don't find him handsome, at least they find him Handy.
1 posted on 06/22/2011 2:08:18 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Handy Wood by name, Handy Wood by nature


2 posted on 06/22/2011 2:10:46 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

well, apparently he lived up to his name.


3 posted on 06/22/2011 2:11:08 PM PDT by Maceman (Obama: As American as nasei goreng)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
Wiener tweeted his wiener.

Wood showed his wood.

Surname Psychosis?

4 posted on 06/22/2011 2:11:14 PM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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To: WOBBLY BOB
HEEEEEEERE'S WOODY.

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5 posted on 06/22/2011 2:11:46 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: WOBBLY BOB

He should run for Congress on the DNC ticket.

He has future that even Jon Stewart would help see unfold.


6 posted on 06/22/2011 2:12:59 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Impeach Obama for among other things , violating the War Powers Act.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

7 posted on 06/22/2011 2:13:31 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


8 posted on 06/22/2011 2:16:15 PM PDT by GQuagmire ('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
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To: WOBBLY BOB
Congrats to the arresting officers.
 
They deserve a t-shirt
 



10 posted on 06/22/2011 2:34:16 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I'm a Birther - And a Deather)
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To: Cicero

ZZ Top even sang a song about him.


11 posted on 06/22/2011 2:37:15 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
"State Police in Newport have charged a 35 year old Duncannon man for two separate incidents of indecent exposure."

Hey, if former Congressman Weiner can expose himself on the internet and not be charged with a crime why can't Handy Wood expose his weiner at McDonalds?

Attention voters of Congressman Weiner district!
There is replacement for Anthony Weiner that meets your lofty expectations for your representative in the US Congress! Don't despair.

12 posted on 06/22/2011 2:42:05 PM PDT by StormEye
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Not trying to criticize but I will. I had to dig to find out which Newport the article referenced. There are 50 cites and towns in the US named Newport. I didn’t even know that there was one in Pennsylvania. I added it to the Keywords. Please add the state when posting.


13 posted on 06/22/2011 2:42:32 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

Hand polished. Very handy.


14 posted on 06/22/2011 2:46:12 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Cicero

That’s David Blaine, the street magician!


15 posted on 06/22/2011 3:18:49 PM PDT by boop ("Let's just say they'll be satisfied with LESS"... Ming the Merciless)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

“I got your Big Mac right here, lady!”


16 posted on 06/22/2011 3:27:37 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Obama: The Dr. Kevorkian of the American economy.)
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To: NoLibZone

A heard a rumor today that Wiener is going to run for President, with Eric Holder as his running mate.

Sign up now to get your Wiener-Holder campaign signs and posters. /sarc


17 posted on 06/22/2011 3:32:06 PM PDT by Wuli
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To: WOBBLY BOB

You know, if my last name was Wood I would be very careful about what I named my children.


18 posted on 06/22/2011 3:48:43 PM PDT by Daralundy
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To: Daralundy

Handy Wood,

HUH-HUH-HUH.

heh-heh-heh.


19 posted on 06/22/2011 3:53:21 PM PDT by MikeSteelBe ( "Failure to speak out against evil is evil itself" - Dietrich Bonhoeffer)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

The jokes.... they write themselves.


20 posted on 06/22/2011 3:54:31 PM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
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To: Cicero

Religion of Piece?


21 posted on 06/22/2011 4:40:26 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: GQuagmire; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"I didn't know I was exposed, officer - I've gone blind."


22 posted on 06/22/2011 6:42:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JArF-x4onF0&playnext=1&list=PLBE3215BDC00501AB


23 posted on 06/22/2011 6:47:00 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

A Red Green fan!!

Any tool can be the right tool.


24 posted on 06/22/2011 7:05:06 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Daralundy
You know, if my last name was Wood I would be very careful about what I named my children.

Like the man whose last name was Dick and named his kid Harry??

25 posted on 06/22/2011 7:08:18 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

After weeks and weeks of seeing Anthony Weiner’s weiner, I have a question. I am a woman and on a serious fact finding note, I would like someone to tell me, do men think their weiner is a thing of beauty and something women want to look at?


26 posted on 06/22/2011 7:15:33 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Slings and Arrows

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!


27 posted on 06/22/2011 7:19:53 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Daralundy
You know, if my last name was Wood I would be very careful about what I named my children.

Roger that. Way back when I had a high school biology teacher named "Baar". He and his wife were having a baby and he threw it open to the class to suggest names. Big mistake...

There was, of course: Candy. Sandy. Stripp. Teddy... but my favorite was: Crow.

28 posted on 06/22/2011 7:22:26 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: KoRn

If he’d just stopped when he needed glasses...


29 posted on 06/22/2011 8:18:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Ditter

Yes.

Yes we do.

However, most of us know better than to twitter it.


30 posted on 06/22/2011 8:22:41 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I'm a Birther - And a Deather)
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To: Wuli

A heard a rumor today that Wiener is going to run for President, with Eric Holder as his running mate.

Sign up now to get your Wiener-Holder campaign signs and posters. /sarc

______________________________________________________

Sarc?

See....

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1138&bih=722&q=weiner+holder&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&wrapid=tlif130879860085610&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

Weiner/Holder. It’s got legs.


31 posted on 06/22/2011 8:25:47 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I'm a Birther - And a Deather)
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To: Ditter

As a heterosexual male, I have to render the opinion that I think the things are ugly as heck, and would never just pop it out at some sweet gal, no matter how old she is.

You heard it here first.


32 posted on 06/22/2011 8:27:41 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono
Tomorrow's headlines today:

Handy Wood's Wood Handy!


33 posted on 06/22/2011 8:28:33 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
Tomnorrow afternoon headlines this evening:

Wood of Handy Wood's in Handy's Hand!


34 posted on 06/22/2011 8:32:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Thank you, that is what Mr Ditter said.


35 posted on 06/22/2011 9:20:40 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Slings and Arrows

Fortunate, or unfortunate, nic...you be the judge.

Frankly, I find it appropriate.


36 posted on 06/23/2011 12:41:01 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So I take it he can’t see his hairy palms either?


37 posted on 06/23/2011 6:40:18 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: TheOldLady

Or his friction burns.


38 posted on 06/23/2011 10:26:29 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

No K-Y? Mentally challenged as well.


39 posted on 06/23/2011 10:32:28 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
Handy wood...


40 posted on 06/24/2011 10:14:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask Barack Obama this election if he believes Jesus Christ rose from the dead and walked among men.)
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