Handy Wood charged for 2 separate indecent exposure incidents

WHPT ^ | 6-22-11 | Ryan Eldredge

[WOBBLY BOB]

State Police in Newport have charged a 35 year old Duncannon man for two separate incidents of indecent exposure. Police say Handy Henry Wood went through a McDonald’s drive-thru on May 17th and exposed himself to a female worker.

[WOBBLY BOB]

If women don't find him handsome, at least they find him Handy.

[Oztrich Boy]

Handy Wood by name, Handy Wood by nature

[Maceman]

well, apparently he lived up to his name.

[5thGenTexan]

Wiener tweeted his wiener.

Wood showed his wood.

Surname Psychosis?

[cripplecreek]

HEEEEEEERE'S WOODY.

[NoLibZone]

He should run for Congress on the DNC ticket.

He has future that even Jon Stewart would help see unfold.

[Cicero]

[GQuagmire]

ping

[Responsibility2nd]

Congrats to the arresting officers.

 

They deserve a t-shirt

 

[WOBBLY BOB]

ZZ Top even sang a song about him.

[StormEye]

"State Police in Newport have charged a 35 year old Duncannon man for two separate incidents of indecent exposure."

Hey, if former Congressman Weiner can expose himself on the internet and not be charged with a crime why can't Handy Wood expose his weiner at McDonalds?

Attention voters of Congressman Weiner district!
There is replacement for Anthony Weiner that meets your lofty expectations for your representative in the US Congress! Don't despair.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Not trying to criticize but I will. I had to dig to find out which Newport the article referenced. There are 50 cites and towns in the US named Newport. I didn’t even know that there was one in Pennsylvania. I added it to the Keywords. Please add the state when posting.

[TexasRepublic]

Hand polished. Very handy.

[boop]

That’s David Blaine, the street magician!

[OrangeHoof]

“I got your Big Mac right here, lady!”

[Wuli]

A heard a rumor today that Wiener is going to run for President, with Eric Holder as his running mate.

Sign up now to get your Wiener-Holder campaign signs and posters. /sarc

[Daralundy]

You know, if my last name was Wood I would be very careful about what I named my children.

[MikeSteelBe]

Handy Wood,

HUH-HUH-HUH.

heh-heh-heh.

[allmendream]

The jokes.... they write themselves.

[ViLaLuz]

Religion of Piece?

[Slings and Arrows]

"I didn't know I was exposed, officer - I've gone blind."

[WOBBLY BOB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JArF-x4onF0&playnext=1&list=PLBE3215BDC00501AB

[KosmicKitty]

A Red Green fan!!

Any tool can be the right tool.

[KosmicKitty]

You know, if my last name was Wood I would be very careful about what I named my children.

Like the man whose last name was Dick and named his kid Harry??

[Ditter]

After weeks and weeks of seeing Anthony Weiner’s weiner, I have a question. I am a woman and on a serious fact finding note, I would like someone to tell me, do men think their weiner is a thing of beauty and something women want to look at?

[KoRn]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ramius]

You know, if my last name was Wood I would be very careful about what I named my children.

Roger that. Way back when I had a high school biology teacher named "Baar". He and his wife were having a baby and he threw it open to the class to suggest names. Big mistake...

There was, of course: Candy. Sandy. Stripp. Teddy... but my favorite was: Crow.

[Slings and Arrows]

If he’d just stopped when he needed glasses...

[Responsibility2nd]

Yes.

Yes we do.

However, most of us know better than to twitter it.

[Responsibility2nd]

A heard a rumor today that Wiener is going to run for President, with Eric Holder as his running mate.

Sign up now to get your Wiener-Holder campaign signs and posters. /sarc

______________________________________________________

Sarc?

See....

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1138&bih=722&q=weiner+holder&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&wrapid=tlif130879860085610&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

Weiner/Holder. It’s got legs.

[Cyber Liberty]

As a heterosexual male, I have to render the opinion that I think the things are ugly as heck, and would never just pop it out at some sweet gal, no matter how old she is.

You heard it here first.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headlines today:

Handy Wood's Wood Handy!

[Revolting cat!]

Tomnorrow afternoon headlines this evening:

Wood of Handy Wood's in Handy's Hand!

[Ditter]

Thank you, that is what Mr Ditter said.

[dixiechick2000]

Fortunate, or unfortunate, nic...you be the judge.

Frankly, I find it appropriate.

[TheOldLady]

So I take it he can’t see his hairy palms either?

[Slings and Arrows]

Or his friction burns.

[TheOldLady]

No K-Y? Mentally challenged as well.

[a fool in paradise]

Handy wood...