Handy Wood charged for 2 separate indecent exposure incidents

WHPT ^ | 6-22-11 | Ryan Eldredge

[WOBBLY BOB]

State Police in Newport have charged a 35 year old Duncannon man for two separate incidents of indecent exposure. Police say Handy Henry Wood went through a McDonald’s drive-thru on May 17th and exposed himself to a female worker.

[ViLaLuz]

Religion of Piece?

[Slings and Arrows]

"I didn't know I was exposed, officer - I've gone blind."

[WOBBLY BOB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JArF-x4onF0&playnext=1&list=PLBE3215BDC00501AB

[KosmicKitty]

A Red Green fan!!

Any tool can be the right tool.

[KosmicKitty]

You know, if my last name was Wood I would be very careful about what I named my children.

Like the man whose last name was Dick and named his kid Harry??

[Ditter]

After weeks and weeks of seeing Anthony Weiner’s weiner, I have a question. I am a woman and on a serious fact finding note, I would like someone to tell me, do men think their weiner is a thing of beauty and something women want to look at?

[KoRn]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ramius]

You know, if my last name was Wood I would be very careful about what I named my children.

Roger that. Way back when I had a high school biology teacher named "Baar". He and his wife were having a baby and he threw it open to the class to suggest names. Big mistake...

There was, of course: Candy. Sandy. Stripp. Teddy... but my favorite was: Crow.

[Slings and Arrows]

If he’d just stopped when he needed glasses...

[Responsibility2nd]

Yes.

Yes we do.

However, most of us know better than to twitter it.

[Responsibility2nd]

A heard a rumor today that Wiener is going to run for President, with Eric Holder as his running mate.

Sign up now to get your Wiener-Holder campaign signs and posters. /sarc

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Sarc?

See....

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1138&bih=722&q=weiner+holder&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&wrapid=tlif130879860085610&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

Weiner/Holder. It’s got legs.

[Cyber Liberty]

As a heterosexual male, I have to render the opinion that I think the things are ugly as heck, and would never just pop it out at some sweet gal, no matter how old she is.

You heard it here first.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headlines today:

Handy Wood's Wood Handy!

[Revolting cat!]

Tomnorrow afternoon headlines this evening:

Wood of Handy Wood's in Handy's Hand!

[Ditter]

Thank you, that is what Mr Ditter said.

[dixiechick2000]

Fortunate, or unfortunate, nic...you be the judge.

Frankly, I find it appropriate.

[TheOldLady]

So I take it he can’t see his hairy palms either?

[Slings and Arrows]

Or his friction burns.

[TheOldLady]

No K-Y? Mentally challenged as well.

[a fool in paradise]

Handy wood...