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Boulder police: Feces-stained man hid in portable toilet tank, escaped chase
dailycamera.com ^ | June 21, 2011 | Mitchell Byars

Posted on 06/23/2011 11:21:04 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

Boulder police are looking for a man who hid in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival before running off.

A woman at the Hanuman Festival went into the portable toilet Friday and noticed something moving in the tank when she lifted the lid, according to police spokeswoman Kim Kobel.

The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.

The man told police he saw something moving under a tarp, and when he left the toilet he heard it lock from the inside.

A security supervisor then waited outside for the person to emerge.

When he did, the supervisor tried to get him to sit down, Kobel said, but he ran off, covered in feces.

The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.

Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms. Some at the festival said he might be a transient who goes by the name "Sky."

Kobel said police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there.

He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailycamera.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: boulder; doodyhead; perv; toilet

1 posted on 06/23/2011 11:21:06 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That dude had a real shitty day...


2 posted on 06/23/2011 11:23:23 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact”.

...that’s about the only contact you’re gonna get covered in feces.


3 posted on 06/23/2011 11:24:19 AM PDT by albie
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Aww crap!


4 posted on 06/23/2011 11:26:37 AM PDT by Adder (Say NO to the O in 2 oh 12)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That stinks.


5 posted on 06/23/2011 11:27:20 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I don’t blame the supervisor for not trying to wrestle him to the ground. I probably would have let him get away too.

Who wants to wrestle with a man 6 foot 8 and covered in schtuff.


6 posted on 06/23/2011 11:29:12 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Not really comparable, but it reminded me of the scene in Schindler’s List where the kids hide in the latrine.


7 posted on 06/23/2011 11:30:01 AM PDT by mc5cents (Noli nothis permittere te terere)
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To: Venturer

I would rather shoot him.


8 posted on 06/23/2011 11:30:53 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: NMEwithin
Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms.

That dude had a real shitty day..


I would imagine with potential infections he's gonna have worse days in his near future.
9 posted on 06/23/2011 11:30:55 AM PDT by Renderofveils (My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabokov)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

No surprise here. Hippies seem to have an obsession toward feces and it wouldn’t shock me if he felt right at home.

He better get those cuts looked at though, they’re gonna get nasty.


10 posted on 06/23/2011 11:31:57 AM PDT by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair and covered in crap.

Shouldn't be difficult to track down.

Regards,

11 posted on 06/23/2011 11:32:17 AM PDT by alexander_busek
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He’s shitty like that.


12 posted on 06/23/2011 11:33:08 AM PDT by Avery Iota Kracker (He hate me)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.”

It naver ceases to amaze me what women can get men to do.


13 posted on 06/23/2011 11:33:48 AM PDT by TalBlack ( Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: Renderofveils
For sure...he has some hard days ahead


14 posted on 06/23/2011 11:34:11 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: Free ThinkerNY

This story stinks.


15 posted on 06/23/2011 11:35:51 AM PDT by Grunthor
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He must be the butt of a lot of jokes.

He probably felt like he’s been crapped on all his life.

Now he’s made an ass out of himself.


16 posted on 06/23/2011 11:41:51 AM PDT by Darth Hillary
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To: NMEwithin

This thread has a video report...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2738018/posts


17 posted on 06/23/2011 11:45:41 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: Grunthor
People take some of the nastiest craps in those Porto potties. I can't even imagine what this freak had pasted all over his body when he climbed out. I usually hold my breath and try to look at the ceiling when I use the urinal in a Porto potty. The perpetrator must suffer from severe brain damage.
18 posted on 06/23/2011 11:48:14 AM PDT by peeps36 (America is being destroyed by filthy traitors in the political establishment)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That seems a lot to go through too sneak a peek no matter how desperate you are, unless his actual fetish was getting defecated and urinated on. In which case, all I can say is...nothing surprises me these days.


19 posted on 06/23/2011 11:51:02 AM PDT by apillar
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To: mc5cents

I was thinking Slumdog Millionaire.


20 posted on 06/23/2011 11:55:55 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: apillar

Yep, what a crazy mind that dude has.


21 posted on 06/23/2011 11:55:57 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Maybe this is just the last place he went looking for one of Obama’s jobs.


22 posted on 06/23/2011 11:58:51 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Anyone suggests pics needs their head examined.


23 posted on 06/23/2011 12:30:26 PM PDT by wiggen (The teacher card. When the racism card just won't work.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The mistake was letting the creep get out of the tank. They should have nailed a plank over the hole.


24 posted on 06/23/2011 1:30:01 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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