Skip to comments.Boulder police: Feces-stained man hid in portable toilet tank, escaped chase
Posted on 06/23/2011 11:21:04 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Boulder police are looking for a man who hid in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival before running off.
A woman at the Hanuman Festival went into the portable toilet Friday and noticed something moving in the tank when she lifted the lid, according to police spokeswoman Kim Kobel.
The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.
The man told police he saw something moving under a tarp, and when he left the toilet he heard it lock from the inside.
A security supervisor then waited outside for the person to emerge.
When he did, the supervisor tried to get him to sit down, Kobel said, but he ran off, covered in feces.
The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.
Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms. Some at the festival said he might be a transient who goes by the name "Sky."
Kobel said police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there.
He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.
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That dude had a real shitty day...
“He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact”.
...that’s about the only contact you’re gonna get covered in feces.
I don’t blame the supervisor for not trying to wrestle him to the ground. I probably would have let him get away too.
Who wants to wrestle with a man 6 foot 8 and covered in schtuff.
Not really comparable, but it reminded me of the scene in Schindler’s List where the kids hide in the latrine.
I would rather shoot him.
No surprise here. Hippies seem to have an obsession toward feces and it wouldn’t shock me if he felt right at home.
He better get those cuts looked at though, they’re gonna get nasty.
Shouldn't be difficult to track down.
He’s shitty like that.
“The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.”
It naver ceases to amaze me what women can get men to do.
This story stinks.
He must be the butt of a lot of jokes.
He probably felt like he’s been crapped on all his life.
Now he’s made an ass out of himself.
This thread has a video report...
That seems a lot to go through too sneak a peek no matter how desperate you are, unless his actual fetish was getting defecated and urinated on. In which case, all I can say is...nothing surprises me these days.
I was thinking Slumdog Millionaire.
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