Frustrated Woman Grabs Louisville Slugger, Smashes Target Store Windows

CBS Pittsburgh ^ | June 24, 2011 | staff reporter

[Daffynition]

If you don't think people are *on the edge* ...thaen you must be living in a wilderness cave. The ice cream hater...

[Immerito]

““I tried returning two ice cream makers and they would not give me my money back,” she said. “So I made a scene yesterday.” “

Lady, “making a scene” typically involves speaking in a loud voice, yelling, etc.

What you did was willful destruction of property. That’s a crime.

[RichInOC]

Why? Do they not sell bats at Target?

[King Moonracer]

A pellet rifle in the wee hours would have been more fun....

A brick cheaper...

[stylecouncilor]

Did she go to Dick’s Sporting Goods to return the Louisville Slugger too?

[stylecouncilor]

Did she go to Dick’s Sporting Goods to return the Louisville Slugger too?

[Daffynition]

Thank goodness it wasn't a gun.

[Rome2000]

Thats a pretty expensive bat

[MediaMole]

She went to Dick’s because she was behaving like one. It was a natural choice.

Didn’t read the story, but I’ll lay odds the ice cream makers had been used.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Yikes!

What kind of drugs is she on?

[Immerito]

It doesn’t make much sense to plunk down $$$ for an expensive bat because one is angry at not receiving a cash refund for two ice cream makers.

[darkwing104]

Crazy people shouldn't be allowed to buy baseball bats...

[grobdriver]

Next: Five-day waiting period to buy a baseball bat.

It's on Chuck Schumer's desk right now...

[Allegra]

Target has front windows?

[Orange1998]

She pays cash and they offer gift card?

[Daffynition]

Wonder what would have happened if the teller had a hickie[sic]“

'Like if I go to the bank, I’ve had this happen to me too where I tried to get money out of the bank and they say, ‘We don’t have enough money in the bank to give you your money,’” she said.'

[Thunder90]

This woman is crazy.

[Fiddlstix]

Not to her it seems. lol
She prolly told 'em sumpin like....
Hey, I wanna buy that bat and bust some windows.....
They said, go somewhere else.....so she did....
Problem is she came back with the bat....
lol

[EBH]

Couple this with the lady that shot up the car repair shop earlier this morning...

There is a level of frustration in this country...we’re hitting that slow noticeable simmer point...

[Paleo Conservative]

[Lancey Howard]

Didn’t read the story, but I’ll lay odds the ice cream makers had been used.

...Or stolen, or gifts from somebody else, or....
In any event, this pig is guilty.

[the invisib1e hand]

How long before coalitions calling for the banning of all Louisville Sluggers are formed?

[stevem]

Why did she buy two ice cream makers?

[Daffynition]

Unless I missed it in the story, no store is going to give you cash-money unless you have a sales slip...I didn’t see where she had a receipt. She should have been satisfied with the gift card and kept her mouth shut, IMO.

I admitted on another thread the other day...I’ve been lazy and complacent and have not been carrying when I go to town. I see, increments like this, that have me carrying religiously. You never know.

[JoeProBono]

[Libloather]

Frustrated Woman Grabs Louisville Slugger

Did she at least buy him dinner first?

GUILTY!

[Daffynition]

Who said they were *bought*...I’m thinkin’ stolen/shoplifted.

[eyedigress]

Don’t you dare compare Carolyn Jones aka Morticia to that.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

[cripplecreek]

Falling Down - "Korean Convenience Store"

[arderkrag]

That’s insulting to Carolyn Jones.

[dragonblustar]

Crazy hysterical -itch, ukrainian politician

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[Daffynition]

HAHAHA! Perfect!

[Dilbert San Diego]

oh my gosh. LOL.

So, if a woman is frustrated in a certain way, she wants a Louisville Slugger to gain satisfaction.

I get it know. I am slow on the uptake!

[Larry Lucido]

Did she go to Dick’s Sporting Goods to return the Louisville Slugger too?

Yes, and when they refused to accept the damaged bat back, she threw two ice cream makers through the window.

[Daffynition]

I’ve been noticing it too...see # 24. Stay safe. Stay armed.

[Larry Lucido]

She pays cash and they offer gift card?

Basically a store credit. Sounds more generous than she deserved.

[Glenn]

Excellent graphic Mr. Fierro!

One of the best ever.

[Daffynition]

HAHAHA! Nice compo! Wonder if she keeps tons of cats?

[Larry Lucido]

Oh, no, you didn’t!

:-)

[The Cajun]

Yes, and when they refused to accept the damaged bat back, she threw two ice cream makers through the window.

He shoots, he scores, LOL!

[Emperor Palpatine]

Maybe the Pirates should sign her....at least til Pedro comes off the DL......

[Daffynition]

OMG that was amazing...I bet if there were no cameras...it would have been a docile event. THX. Amazing.

[Colorado Cowgirl]

Hey, Ice Cream is a food group in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania. Barry and his Wookie would have done the same thing. How many times have we seen his lips wrapped around an Ice Cream cone? The Wookie loves Ice Cream, you don’t think she has a wide ass from only eating French Fries do you?

[Daffynition]

History. It’s a pile of debris. :D

[Red_Devil 232]

LOL! It has been a pleasure frequenting your establishment.

[ApplegateRanch]

She should have been satisfied with the gift card and kept her mouth shut, IMO

Her drug dealer would have demanded too steep a discount for accepting the gift card in lieu of cash.

Maybe next time she needs a fix, she can take them to a pawn shop, or hold a yard sale.

[cripplecreek]

Price rollback, 1964.

How much?

[cripplecreek]

I like the gang scene too. He puts the bat to good use in that one as well.

Language warning

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