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Mass. woman arrested for beaning boyfriend
Boston Globe ^ | June 25, 2011

Posted on 06/25/2011 7:37:36 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

Edited on 06/25/2011 8:03:58 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

METHUEN, Mass.A Massachusetts woman is facing assault charges after police said she threw a baseball and hit her boyfriend in the head during a heated argument.

Methuen police said Maritza Alvarado was arrested Thursday when she told officers that she got angry with her boyfriend and beaned him. The 26-year-old Methuen resident is facing a charge of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.


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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: domesticviolence
Bud Selig is not going to be happy.
1 posted on 06/25/2011 7:37:40 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Sounds like she has a pretty good arm.


2 posted on 06/25/2011 7:41:28 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
1. He has a valid case.
2. A real man would have responded to a baseball the proper way: with a bat.
3 posted on 06/25/2011 7:42:00 PM PDT by arderkrag (Georgia is God's Country.----------In the same way Rush is balance, I am consensus.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The problem isn’t so much that she throws like a girl; the problem is that he catches like a girl.


4 posted on 06/25/2011 7:42:05 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“What league did you come from?”

“California Penal.”


5 posted on 06/25/2011 7:42:26 PM PDT by maine yankee
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To: ConservativeStatement

She pitched, he couldn’t catch...


6 posted on 06/25/2011 7:43:08 PM PDT by Gene Eric (*** Jesus ***)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Beaned in Bean-Town... Love that dirty water...


7 posted on 06/25/2011 7:44:54 PM PDT by advance_copy (Stand for life or nothing at all)
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To: arderkrag

I had a girlfriend smack me in the head with a brass goose.

How does a real man respond to that?


8 posted on 06/25/2011 7:45:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: ConservativeStatement

Beizbol haz bin berry, berry gud to her!


9 posted on 06/25/2011 7:47:54 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: cripplecreek

Goose her back.


10 posted on 06/25/2011 7:48:39 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: cripplecreek

I wanna know why...


11 posted on 06/25/2011 7:50:29 PM PDT by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The Giants could use her.


12 posted on 06/25/2011 7:53:23 PM PDT by optiguy (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.----- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Christian Engineer Mass

Because we were teenagers fighting over something so I decided to agitate her by making her think I was making a date with someone else on the phone.


13 posted on 06/25/2011 7:53:26 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: maine yankee

Where’s Jobu when you need him.


14 posted on 06/25/2011 7:54:36 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: cripplecreek

Have her arrested for assualt! No way men should tolerate being physically abused by women or anyone else. It would be illegal for you to whack her back and she’d have you arrested so you have no other choice but to report the assault to the police.

What did you do?


15 posted on 06/25/2011 7:55:07 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: ConservativeStatement

He ought to at least get to first base


16 posted on 06/25/2011 7:57:00 PM PDT by daku
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Baseball bean berry, berry good to me”


17 posted on 06/25/2011 7:57:36 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: SaraJohnson
What did you do?

We worked it out and spent the next several years together. We actually did pretty good considering the fact that we were youngsters.
18 posted on 06/25/2011 7:58:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek

You cook the goose and kick her brass. Sorry...long day.


19 posted on 06/25/2011 8:01:04 PM PDT by mardi59 (n)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Where’s Jobu when you need him.

“Hats for bats”


20 posted on 06/25/2011 8:02:49 PM PDT by maine yankee
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To: ConservativeStatement
I know Tony Conigliaro can empathize with this guy.
21 posted on 06/25/2011 8:03:35 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Is it just me or do I remember news stories even like this but using names like Ryan, O’Roark, Shaunessey instead of Juan Valdez, especially from Mass?


22 posted on 06/25/2011 8:09:38 PM PDT by zerosix (native sunflower)
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To: cripplecreek
so I decided to agitate her by making her think I was making a date with someone else

ahhh, the ignorance of youth.

In retrospect, I am sure you now realize that when men create plans to out scheme women, we are starting at the back of the pack.

I am convinced that those "Home Economics" courses the girls had in high school was a front for: 'Using your large head, to defeat their small one.'

;)

23 posted on 06/25/2011 8:11:35 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.)
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To: zerosix

I’m pretty sure that is the hometown of Susie Castillo, a recent Miss USA.


24 posted on 06/25/2011 8:15:50 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

He’s lucky the bowling ball wasn’t lying around.


25 posted on 06/25/2011 8:16:22 PM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: cripplecreek

I take it that was the last time she attacked you if you stayed with her after giving her a chance. Good for you working it out successfully.


26 posted on 06/25/2011 8:22:40 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: cripplecreek

?

Give her a Christmas Goose early ?


27 posted on 06/25/2011 8:22:43 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: cripplecreek
I'm trying to think of some don't kill the golden goose analogy but it's eluding me
28 posted on 06/25/2011 8:29:44 PM PDT by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
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To: ConservativeStatement

She shoulda taken lessons from the guy in the Doritos commercial ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoYku5U0VFE


29 posted on 06/25/2011 10:12:02 PM PDT by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: cripplecreek

Goose her back.


30 posted on 06/26/2011 12:27:31 AM PDT by haroldeveryman
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To: cripplecreek

My wife whooped on my head with my own nuncahaku (nun-chucks). It was my fault, I shoulda never taught her to use them.


31 posted on 06/26/2011 12:42:18 AM PDT by acad1228 (Palin/Watts in 2012!!!)
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