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Remove me please from unsolicited mail and pings. Thank you.

Posted on 07/16/2011 2:15:42 AM PDT by joseph20

Past what...who thinks what...now?


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Free Republic Policy/Q&A; Hobbies; Miscellaneous; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: and; from; joseph20; mail; me; pings; please; remove; thank; unsolicited; you
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1 posted on 07/16/2011 2:15:50 AM PDT by joseph20
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To: joseph20

Additionally, I dislike your FOCUS cookie.


2 posted on 07/16/2011 2:17:25 AM PDT by joseph20 (...to ourselves and our Posterity...)
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To: shibumi

GaZeeeeeeeeBo


3 posted on 07/16/2011 2:20:11 AM PDT by Salamander (I'm your pain.)
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To: joseph20
Photobucket

Seriesly? I'm stuned!

4 posted on 07/16/2011 2:23:00 AM PDT by airborne (Paratroopers! Good to the last drop!)
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To: Salamander

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2749377/posts

“GaZeeeeeeeeBo”

This is not the first time you have spammed such...


5 posted on 07/16/2011 2:24:05 AM PDT by joseph20 (...to ourselves and our Posterity...)
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To: airborne

That moose bit my sister!


6 posted on 07/16/2011 2:24:46 AM PDT by NYTexan
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To: NYTexan

I didn’t have a bunny with a pancake on it’s head, so “moose” was my next best thing.


7 posted on 07/16/2011 2:28:33 AM PDT by airborne (Paratroopers! Good to the last drop!)
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To: NYTexan

Then your brother shot it?


8 posted on 07/16/2011 2:29:15 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Hawk)
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To: joseph20

Past that...they think not...yes.


9 posted on 07/16/2011 2:30:58 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: Salamander

DiopOilG TYo[;Pe mnUCjgH?


10 posted on 07/16/2011 2:31:25 AM PDT by shibumi (While Pablo was wily, William Blake was even more wilier. But the wiliest of all was Desdinova.)
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To: joseph20

My standard IB4TZ post

___________________________________________________________________
Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” “

.... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30


11 posted on 07/16/2011 2:31:54 AM PDT by Kevmo (Turning the Party over to the so-called moderates wouldn't make any sense at all. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: airborne; Salamander
Pancakes comin' right up!


12 posted on 07/16/2011 2:34:10 AM PDT by shibumi (While Pablo was wily, William Blake was even more wilier. But the wiliest of all was Desdinova.)
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To: shibumi

She was a bunny in her former life.


13 posted on 07/16/2011 2:34:59 AM PDT by shibumi (While Pablo was wily, William Blake was even more wilier. But the wiliest of all was Desdinova.)
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To: joseph20
Ping!
14 posted on 07/16/2011 2:36:51 AM PDT by shibumi (While Pablo was wily, William Blake was even more wilier. But the wiliest of all was Desdinova.)
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To: joseph20

Okay. You have been removed from my unsolicited ping list.


15 posted on 07/16/2011 2:41:40 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

Hey Smokin’ Joe

Good to see you posting! By the way, how come I’m not on your unsolicited mailing list?;^)


16 posted on 07/16/2011 2:56:21 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: joseph20

Ok terrific! Thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you........


17 posted on 07/16/2011 2:58:10 AM PDT by GQuagmire ('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
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To: Smokin' Joe; joseph20

Not to worry.

I’m developing a brand new unsolicited ping list and guess who’s Number One on it?


18 posted on 07/16/2011 3:00:07 AM PDT by shibumi (While Pablo was wily, William Blake was even more wilier. But the wiliest of all was Desdinova.)
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To: saganite

It’s for procrastinators, and I just haven’t gotten around to adding you yet...(8^D)


19 posted on 07/16/2011 3:09:16 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

LOL


20 posted on 07/16/2011 3:11:41 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: shibumi

I think that “she” is a “he”.. look at the face.. then the hands.. o.O


21 posted on 07/16/2011 3:13:20 AM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: Bikkuri

What did s/he do with the eyebrows? I’d guess
‘she’.


22 posted on 07/16/2011 3:16:17 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: shibumi

Is it a 50/50 shot or are there others?


23 posted on 07/16/2011 3:20:28 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

Well, it’s a really, really, really short list.


24 posted on 07/16/2011 3:25:47 AM PDT by shibumi (While Pablo was wily, William Blake was even more wilier. But the wiliest of all was Desdinova.)
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To: shibumi; saganite

Maybe saganite wants on...


25 posted on 07/16/2011 3:27:43 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: joseph20; airborne; Kevmo; Salamander; Smokin' Joe; saganite; Bikkuri; GQuagmire
Past what...who thinks what...now?
26 posted on 07/16/2011 3:34:24 AM PDT by shibumi (While Pablo was wily, William Blake was even more wilier. But the wiliest of all was Desdinova.)
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To: joseph20

Additionally, I dislike your FOCUS cookie.
___________________________________

Well dang, since you asked so nicely I guess I can give you an OREO cookie. Will that work?


27 posted on 07/16/2011 3:35:07 AM PDT by leapfrog0202 ("the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery" Sarah Palin)
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To: joseph20
Go ahead and try to get off of my unsolicited ping list!
28 posted on 07/16/2011 3:41:45 AM PDT by UncleHambone ("Laughter is America's most important export." - Walt Disney)
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To: joseph20; Arthur McGowan

Pingo, Artie, pingo!


29 posted on 07/16/2011 3:48:08 AM PDT by metesky (My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
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To: joseph20

Who? Me?


30 posted on 07/16/2011 3:48:37 AM PDT by don-o (This post is certified to be spam free.)
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To: metesky

Should auld acquaintance be forgot.....


31 posted on 07/16/2011 3:50:21 AM PDT by don-o (This post is certified to be spam free.)
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To: joseph20
Additionally, I dislike your FOCUS cookie.

FOCUS ?...bof us?

32 posted on 07/16/2011 3:53:06 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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To: joseph20
Additionally, I dislike your FOCUS cookie.

FOCUS ?...bof us?

33 posted on 07/16/2011 3:54:09 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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To: joseph20
Additionally, I dislike your FOCUS cookie.

Venting frustration with strange nuisances is yet another answer to the question

What is the value of Free Republic?

Click the link for more answers.

34 posted on 07/16/2011 4:09:50 AM PDT by don-o (This post is certified to be spam free.)
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To: joseph20

Scarmable! Colorado Peace Inbound!


35 posted on 07/16/2011 4:12:07 AM PDT by golux
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To: joseph20; don-o

Bbbbbuuuuuttt Joseph . . .

Methinks you fail to understand that given your unsolicited plea . . . there remains an altogether plausible possibility that some of our precognitive perogatives have pre-emptively insured we were never pressed with your . . . oh, never mind, I was wrong.

I’m going to assume you still want on the UFO ping list since your name there means it was NOT unsolicited?


Boring watch today/night?

Sometimes these threads provide comic relief from the MSM spewed disasters out of DC and New York . . . etc.


36 posted on 07/16/2011 4:16:00 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Slings and Arrows

For future reference...


37 posted on 07/16/2011 4:17:33 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: joseph20

I take it you’re not getting enough pings and freepmail?


38 posted on 07/16/2011 4:39:27 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing its idiot)
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To: joseph20
ping.
39 posted on 07/16/2011 4:44:37 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand ("America will cease to be great when America ceases to be good." -- Welcome to deToqueville.)
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To: joseph20
“Additionally, I dislike your FOCUS cookie.”

I like the new Nabisco mint and cream filled cookies. They are kind of like a brand from 20 years ago that came in a green box. How about you?

40 posted on 07/16/2011 4:58:23 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
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To: joseph20
Posting after returning from a volksmarch can be embarrassing.
41 posted on 07/16/2011 5:03:36 AM PDT by ladyvet ( I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
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To: joseph20
Ya know, this thread could end up un-dead.

5.56mm

42 posted on 07/16/2011 5:04:51 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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43 posted on 07/16/2011 5:20:13 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: joseph20

Dude, did you see where I put my beer?


44 posted on 07/16/2011 5:21:38 AM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: joseph20

Is this an intergalactic communication?


45 posted on 07/16/2011 5:34:00 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: joseph20

Ok, but all you base belong to us!


46 posted on 07/16/2011 5:36:52 AM PDT by mc5cents (Noli nothis permittere te terere)
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To: joseph20

Will do. I’m adding you to my “does not want to receive pings or emails” ping list, and will ping you whenever a ping you don’t want to receive becomes available.


47 posted on 07/16/2011 5:37:49 AM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus ("Armed forces abroad are of little value unless there is prudent counsel at home." - Cicero)
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To: shibumi
Shibumi?

She's going to need this. She doesn't look like the kind of girl who goes to The Man for that pre-bottled stuff:

Homemade Pancake Syrup Recipe

If anyone would like to be on my new Pancake Syrup Recipe Ping List, just let me know.

If you're already on my Medical Advances Salve Formulae for Møøsebites Ping List, there's no need to reply. I'm adding you to the Pancake Syrup Recipe List, all unsolicited-like and everything.

48 posted on 07/16/2011 5:39:06 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.)
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To: joseph20

Your FOCUS needs more FOCUS


49 posted on 07/16/2011 5:42:26 AM PDT by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: joseph20

Please remove me from your thread


50 posted on 07/16/2011 5:47:15 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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