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What would YOU get 0bama on his birfday? (eBay eNanities)
eBay ^ | 8/4/11 | Various eBayers

Posted on 08/04/2011 4:00:32 PM PDT by martin_fierro

Do tell.


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KEYWORDS: 0bama; 0bamaisfailing; donttreadonme; fubo; givemeliberty; idiocracy; livefreeordie; palin2012; rememberthealamo; tanstaafl; time2partyagain; treeofliberty; truthmatters0
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(btw, it's my birfday, too. Thanks for remembering.)
1 posted on 08/04/2011 4:00:33 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

A bottle of Grecian Formula.


2 posted on 08/04/2011 4:03:44 PM PDT by brytlea (Wake me when it's over...)
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3 posted on 08/04/2011 4:04:03 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: martin_fierro

Well let’s narrow it down to the wizard of oz choices.

A brain, a heart, courage.

I choose a brain


4 posted on 08/04/2011 4:04:23 PM PDT by laxcoach (Government is greedy. Taxpayers who want their own money are not greedy.)
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To: martin_fierro

A new prayer rug, and an indictment for the massive fraud and numerous other felonies he’s perpetrated on us Americans, and a big cream pie to shove in his puss while the cameras are rolling.


5 posted on 08/04/2011 4:06:18 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: martin_fierro

Happy Birfday M_F!

I’d give Oblahblah what he’s given us - nothing but shit.


6 posted on 08/04/2011 4:06:52 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
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To: martin_fierro

A credit card...so he could finally figure out how it all works.


7 posted on 08/04/2011 4:07:07 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: martin_fierro

I would not get him anything.


8 posted on 08/04/2011 4:07:53 PM PDT by sport
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To: martin_fierro

An autographed copy of Fareed Zakariah`s “The Post-American World 2.0” After all, he wants to complete his wet dream of America`s destruction.


9 posted on 08/04/2011 4:08:32 PM PDT by ScottinVA (As a party that gives Obama what he wants, what again is the GOP`s 2012 selling point?)
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To: martin_fierro
I'd get him a nonrefundable, one way Delta ticket.

Coach.

10 posted on 08/04/2011 4:09:40 PM PDT by Lazamataz (America. Great idea. Couldn't last.)
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To: martin_fierro

I’ve had to delete everything I typed.


11 posted on 08/04/2011 4:09:52 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: martin_fierro
Happy Birfday Dearie!

For Obamski..one-way, of course.


12 posted on 08/04/2011 4:11:07 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: martin_fierro

Truth Serum


13 posted on 08/04/2011 4:11:14 PM PDT by mortal19440
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To: martin_fierro


14 posted on 08/04/2011 4:11:50 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: ScottinVA

Bright Boy here is way ahead of you.

15 posted on 08/04/2011 4:11:53 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Daffynition

lulz

kthx


16 posted on 08/04/2011 4:12:29 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

A one way ticket to Kenya or a prison sentence.


17 posted on 08/04/2011 4:12:41 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: laxcoach
a brain, a heart, courage

Possibly the Wicked Witch of the West`s broom, too... but I suppose Hillary wants to keep it.

18 posted on 08/04/2011 4:12:49 PM PDT by ScottinVA (As a party that gives Obama what he wants, what again is the GOP`s 2012 selling point?)
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To: martin_fierro

Todays stock market!


19 posted on 08/04/2011 4:13:09 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Gore Lauds Romney on Climate Position; 0bamaCare was based on RomneyCare.)
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To: martin_fierro

A one way ticket to Cuba strip him of his American citizenship.


20 posted on 08/04/2011 4:16:03 PM PDT by doc
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To: martin_fierro
Bright Boy is way ahead of you

Right... but 2.0 is the follow-on.

21 posted on 08/04/2011 4:16:44 PM PDT by ScottinVA (As a party that gives Obama what he wants, what again is the GOP`s 2012 selling point?)
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22 posted on 08/04/2011 4:16:51 PM PDT by NautiNurse (TSA Tit for Tat--Yukari Mihamae--thank you!)
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To: BenLurkin

LOL!
Flying Fickle Finger of Fate!


23 posted on 08/04/2011 4:17:06 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
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To: ScottinVA

I thought that was pelousy’s!


24 posted on 08/04/2011 4:21:41 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Darwinism is to Genesis as Global Warming is to Revelations.)
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To: doc

That presumes he actually has citizenship...

I’d get him an ipod with Maggie Thatcher’s greatest hits.

With a nice “thank you dearie” card from sweet aunt betsie.


25 posted on 08/04/2011 4:24:49 PM PDT by BenKenobi (Honkeys for Herman!)
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To: martin_fierro

A one way airline ticket to kenya.


26 posted on 08/04/2011 4:26:22 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: martin_fierro

Take all of the money him and his wife stole and REDISTRIBUTE IT TO HIS PEEPS


27 posted on 08/04/2011 4:31:52 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (V)
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To: martin_fierro

Happy Birthday Martin.... I really mean that...hope ya had a good day....!
.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DUySqOIFfy5w&v=UySqOIFfy5w&gl=US

Stay Safe !

OBAMA sucks eggs...


28 posted on 08/04/2011 4:35:21 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: martin_fierro

I’d get him a video of himself sitting in the back of the limo with crack pipe between his lips and Larry Sinclair between his knees. Oh, and to make sure it was the right DVD type for the USA I’d make copies for all the news stations too...


29 posted on 08/04/2011 4:39:47 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: martin_fierro

Life in prison.


30 posted on 08/04/2011 4:40:06 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: martin_fierro
as the song goes: "we all chip in for a bag of cement".

FUBO GTFO 2012 !

31 posted on 08/04/2011 4:41:11 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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a new shovel


32 posted on 08/04/2011 4:48:46 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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Heh. A post illustrative of a mind that would A) Vote for Zero and B) post on an eBay thread for Zero's B'day:

Hi,

I doubt the President will even read this but from one hard working guy to another. Happy Birthday Mr. President! I don’t think there’s anything he really “needs” but I would shake his hand and wish him well. My honesty and integrity is all I can afford to give anyway… I have been struggling for the past few years after breaking my ankle and leg which made me fall behind on my bills and child support which resulted in the state of Massachusetts revoking my drivers license. That has set me back even further and the amount of time I get to see my son has gone from 4 or 5 times a week to about once a month because I can’t drive to go visit him. By the way, my son is now a PFC in the US Army and no longer a child. I have always been a good Dad but it’s killing me to be treated like a deadbeat and it’s humiliating and inconvenient to not have a driver’s license. I owe $8,000 and I’m not asking for anything for free, I will gladly work for it. I just need to get my license back so I can be a solid, dependable citizen again. So, if anyone cares to help me out of this situation I would be very grateful. It’s a shame to waste my talent by not being able to get to where I need to go when I need to be there. Please feel free to check out my work on my website. I make hand made items out of metal & wood such as memorial plaques, signs, and I also build choppers and hot rods.

TwinMountainMetalArt.com
Best regards,
Name of moron who thinks this is a letter to Santa at Link

33 posted on 08/04/2011 4:48:58 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
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cuffs and a frog march.


34 posted on 08/04/2011 4:49:08 PM PDT by Paladin2
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A fair trial.


35 posted on 08/04/2011 4:52:32 PM PDT by upsdriver (to undo the damage the "intellectual elites" have done. . . . . Sarah Palin for President!)
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Ill give him my bumper sticker idea ...

“Biden 2011”


36 posted on 08/04/2011 4:54:04 PM PDT by daku
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To: upsdriver

A midnight shirtless hayride with Putin.


37 posted on 08/04/2011 4:58:07 PM PDT by Always Independent
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To: martin_fierro

I’d give him a bill for several trillion dollars of ill-spent FedDebt(tm).

It was nice seeing the Dow drop $512.76 today...that was indicative of the administration’s economic effectiveness.

Palin ‘12!!!


38 posted on 08/04/2011 5:00:25 PM PDT by PreciousLiberty
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39 posted on 08/04/2011 5:17:47 PM PDT by mirkwood (A conservative racist extremist hostage-taking terrorist hobbit)
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To: martin_fierro
Happy Birthday. Mine is on Monday.

As far as Obama is concerned, I'd get him a knuckle sandwich.

40 posted on 08/04/2011 5:31:06 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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A stroke


41 posted on 08/04/2011 5:47:36 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 ....Flash mobs are trickle down leftwing REDISTRIBUTION))
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If I could, I would give this pathetic usurper a love for his adopted country, the USA, and the integrity to resign so as to avoid inflicting further damage beyond what he has already done, whether it was done on purpose or by stupidity.
42 posted on 08/04/2011 5:48:10 PM PDT by Principle Over Politics (Even the hapless Joe Biden would harm the country less than 0bozo. Impeach NOW)
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I’d give him an IOU, and tell him to put it where the sun doesn’t shine.


43 posted on 08/04/2011 5:49:10 PM PDT by Jaidyn
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To: martin_fierro

A clue.


44 posted on 08/04/2011 5:56:00 PM PDT by TwoSwords (The Lord is a man of war, Exodus 15:3)
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To: ScottinVA

45 posted on 08/04/2011 6:03:13 PM PDT by Morgana (I never said a thing.....................)
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Amnesia...wipe out the last 49 years and 6 months so that all he knows how to do is crap his pants.


46 posted on 08/04/2011 6:39:33 PM PDT by 1hedLyte
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A framed picture of my children, with the horrified and appalled look they had on their face when they found out that the president of their country wouldn’t care one way or the other if someone wanted to kill their baby before it was ever born. And Obama should be required to look at that picture every day.


47 posted on 08/04/2011 6:43:14 PM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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First off, do we
really know that he is 50 ? No valid bc and all. As for a gift,I’d get him a new fiddle.


48 posted on 08/04/2011 6:51:21 PM PDT by CARTOUCHE (The Presidency - Rotting from the head.)
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To: Squantos

LOL

Epic!


49 posted on 08/04/2011 7:23:51 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Blame VAWA Joe Biden for those CS laws.


50 posted on 08/04/2011 11:38:26 PM PDT by NorthStarStateConservative (In 2008, the USA became the UNN: The United States of Nauru)
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