Zer0’s not playing golf this w/e?
Now that he has a plan we can finally compromise.../S
A marked improvement from his usual gang of Keynsians and Marxists.
Zer0 should just share some sacrifice with Arugula and Kobe beef.
He will probably bring his Aunt Zuni in to interpret and do the blood drinking.
“We’re hoping for the Dow to rise by at least 600 points, depending on how many chickens are sacrificed,”
It takes dedication, resolve, purpose, and study to become a witch doctor. Finally there might be some adults in the White House.
Uhh, check your link, dude....
Funny, however the truth is even more alarming. The collapse of the economic system is exactly what he was trying to cause.
OBAMA: Mission Accomplished
He has given only lip service to creating jobs. Almost all the stimulus money spent had no hope of actually creating real jobs or jumpstarting the economy.
Well, if this doesn’t work maybe Zero will bring in Snoop Dog for consultation.
“When Nature Calls” in reverse.
Are we sure this is for real...
I truly believe that even a witchdoctor could do a better job than Obama when it comes to economics. The best advice I could give this President is this: when facing an economic question, he should devote an entire day (actually work 8 hours) to come up with the best solution he could come up with. Once he has the solution, he should do the exact opposite. If he just did this, we would all be referring to him as the second coming of Reagan.
because, Obama is a big spender, and bringing in those people would cost less than if he were to go to Kenya for the advice in Air Force One, along with perhaps 200 or 300 people to “assist” him. He would, of course, also bring his wife and children along in Air Force Two, just for the goodwill, of course.
Seems appropriate, the song “Witch Doctor”, Alvin and the Chipmunks version.
Is that the pre-1961 colony of Kenya or the post-1963 republic of Kenya?
A witch doctor named Paul Krugman?
“According to anthropological experts, the voodoo practitioners will all try to bring the U.S. economy back from the brink of certain destruction, but even if they fail, they will still get paid, much like real economic advisers and so-called experts.”
Hmm....I doubt even illustrating capitalism in sheep entrails would be enough to give this administration a clue.