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'Vampire' woman gets ‘horns’ implanted [w/nausea-inducing pix]
Metro.co.uk ^ | 5th April, 2011 | Ted Thornhill

Posted on 08/08/2011 10:05:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A 'vampire mother' has had titanium 'horns' implanted, to complement the tattoos that cover almost 100 per cent of her body.

Maria Hose Cristerna, a mum of four from Mexico, showed off her unusual looks at a tattoo exhibition in Monterrey in California recently.

[Pix at source.]

(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: democrat; napl; obamavoter
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Sorry boys, she's taken!
1 posted on 08/08/2011 10:05:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I think I've found the chupacabra.


2 posted on 08/08/2011 10:07:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I am not clicking. What has been seen cannot be unseen!


3 posted on 08/08/2011 10:07:19 PM PDT by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And so we wait for Laz to pass judgement ;)


4 posted on 08/08/2011 10:07:57 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Slings and Arrows

That is just wrong. Very wrong


5 posted on 08/08/2011 10:08:15 PM PDT by rdcbn
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To: Semper911

Would that I had been so wise.


6 posted on 08/08/2011 10:08:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Semper911

She’s...unique.


7 posted on 08/08/2011 10:08:42 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: rdcbn

Even worse, she’s spawned.


8 posted on 08/08/2011 10:09:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Norm Lenhart
She’s...unique.

U nique up on her, I'll get the tranq rifle.

9 posted on 08/08/2011 10:10:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m sure she has a very bright future ahead of her.


10 posted on 08/08/2011 10:11:55 PM PDT by Bullish (Recovery won't begin until Obama loses HIS job.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

I’ve seen it. He’d hit it.


11 posted on 08/08/2011 10:12:04 PM PDT by MWestMom (Tread carefully, truth lies here.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

As long as you don’t invite her into your home you are safe.


12 posted on 08/08/2011 10:12:23 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: Slings and Arrows

People are strange
When you’re a stranger.
Faces look ugly
When you’re alone.

Women seem wicked....


13 posted on 08/08/2011 10:13:59 PM PDT by JoeDetweiler
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To: Slings and Arrows

I think we’re gonna need a bigger tranq rifle. That’s a whole other world of crazy.


14 posted on 08/08/2011 10:14:23 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, that’ll unkink your colon.


15 posted on 08/08/2011 10:14:28 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: LukeL

Where’s Buffy when we need her?


16 posted on 08/08/2011 10:15:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: MWestMom

OK. I’m man enough to admit it. He is a braver man than I. Assuming he’s survive the experience.


17 posted on 08/08/2011 10:16:09 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Army Air Corps

Move over, Ex-Lax.


18 posted on 08/08/2011 10:16:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Mom, Dad, I’d like you to meet my Maria. We just got married in Vegas! I think we did, anyway, the minister kept fainting through the ceremony.”


19 posted on 08/08/2011 10:16:53 PM PDT by Steel Wolf ("Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master." - Gaius Sallustius Crispus)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is a mental illness.


20 posted on 08/08/2011 10:16:57 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That chick would scare the corn flakes out of Buffy.


21 posted on 08/08/2011 10:17:14 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: GeronL

Celebrate diversity.


22 posted on 08/08/2011 10:17:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL

That is an epic understatement.


23 posted on 08/08/2011 10:18:19 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Slings and Arrows

What the heck is that?


24 posted on 08/08/2011 10:18:47 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Steel Wolf

You think she can enter consecrated ground?


25 posted on 08/08/2011 10:18:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; PJ-Comix

There is a DUer called Underground Panther who was making herself into a male cat.

Mental illness is UGLY


26 posted on 08/08/2011 10:19:25 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Does she wake up, look in the mirror and sing “I feel Pretty...Oh so Pretty...”?

BS aside, She really needs help.


27 posted on 08/08/2011 10:19:28 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Slings and Arrows

Doodle head.


28 posted on 08/08/2011 10:19:28 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: freekitty
Smiley - Confused - 2
29 posted on 08/08/2011 10:20:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She claims....”Tattoos were a form of liberation for me – my way of being immortal - and the horns I have are a symbol of strength and were implanted without anaesthetic,”

This woman of four children ...imagine looking at that mothers face before going to bed! The woman hasn’t a clue who she is!


30 posted on 08/08/2011 10:20:49 PM PDT by caww
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To: Slings and Arrows

She’s a very kinky girl
The kind you don’t take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl


31 posted on 08/08/2011 10:20:57 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Norm Lenhart
Does she wake up, look in the mirror and sing “I feel Pretty...Oh so Pretty...”?

Literally LOL!

32 posted on 08/08/2011 10:22:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

They walk amongst us...


33 posted on 08/08/2011 10:23:00 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And just how are her kids going to rebel in their teen years?


34 posted on 08/08/2011 10:23:17 PM PDT by MacMattico
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To: Slings and Arrows

ick


35 posted on 08/08/2011 10:23:44 PM PDT by Tzimisce (Never forget that the American Revolution began when the British tried to disarm the colonists.)
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To: caww

What next, lampshades made from neighbourhood pets?


36 posted on 08/08/2011 10:23:57 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hilarious!


37 posted on 08/08/2011 10:24:44 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: GeronL

Problem is, if she’s cured of her mental problems she’ll still look that way, PLUS she’ll realize that she’s a self-made abomination. Bit of an ethical problem, really.


38 posted on 08/08/2011 10:24:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: fso301

“She’s a very kinky girl
The kind you don’t take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl”

She says that I’m her all-time favorite...

Not even with half of Columbia in his nose would Rick James gotten super freaky with that...then again...


39 posted on 08/08/2011 10:25:50 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: MacMattico
And just how are her kids going to rebel in their teen years?


40 posted on 08/08/2011 10:26:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m not going to click on this thread.

Thanks for the ping, anyway.


41 posted on 08/08/2011 10:26:52 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: mylife
Smiley - Rimshot
42 posted on 08/08/2011 10:28:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A lot of that could be surgically fixed - horns, piercings, ears. The facial tats though are not so ‘seamlessly’ removed.

Honestly, she’s probably being what she is now for the duration and living in whatever mental fantasy she’s concocted.


43 posted on 08/08/2011 10:28:34 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

Edit “Better off” being what she is now


44 posted on 08/08/2011 10:29:34 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Slings and Arrows
Insofar as the Graceland Wedding Chapel on S Las Vegas Boulevard is 'consecrated', I'm sure she'd be okay for a quickie.

Quick wedding, I mean. Quick wedding. Not the, uh, you know, hold-the-KY-and-pass-the-holy-water type thing.

45 posted on 08/08/2011 10:30:07 PM PDT by Steel Wolf ("Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master." - Gaius Sallustius Crispus)
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To: Army Air Corps

There are truly extremes in this world....she’s one of them IMO. I think she’s hiding behind the mask she’s surrounded herself with....knows people will likely avoid her or keep their distance....this works.


46 posted on 08/08/2011 10:30:42 PM PDT by caww
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To: LucyT

“Make your choice, adventurous stranger:
Click the link and bide the danger,
Or wonder, ‘til you’re driven mad,
What would have happened if you had.”

[With apologies to C. S. Lewis.]


47 posted on 08/08/2011 10:30:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
This woman kills their property values.


48 posted on 08/08/2011 10:32:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Steel Wolf

“Back! THE POWER OF ELVIS COMPELLS YOU!”


49 posted on 08/08/2011 10:34:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

how stupid, vampires dont have horns.


50 posted on 08/08/2011 10:36:37 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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