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Did Bawney Fwank fawt on live television? And other potty politics
Washington compost ^ | 8/10/2011 | Alexandra Petri

Posted on 08/10/2011 10:29:08 AM PDT by bilhosty

Some would suggest it’s the wisest remark they’ve ever heard a politician make.

I always found his speeches strangely carminative.

Some would argue that this sort of thing has been going on for a long time. It’s certainly happened at least since the days of satirist Jonathan Swift. He wrote a famous riddle about the posterior, that included the choice lines, “My words are few, but spoke with sense; And yet my speaking gives offence: Or, if to whisper I presume, The company will fly the room.”

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barney; farts; frank
Bawny Fwank Fudd fawts on tv
1 posted on 08/10/2011 10:29:16 AM PDT by bilhosty
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To: bilhosty

Its the single best use of video and audio tape in the history of the World.


2 posted on 08/10/2011 10:31:26 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: bilhosty

He did, and that was the most intelligent thing he said.


3 posted on 08/10/2011 10:32:32 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: bilhosty
"Now, for my next Question Mr. Frank...."
4 posted on 08/10/2011 10:32:38 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=barney


5 posted on 08/10/2011 10:35:40 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
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To: bilhosty

No, no, no, I won’t say it because it will get me banned from FR for good.


6 posted on 08/10/2011 10:36:23 AM PDT by 353FMG
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To: bilhosty
BBBBAAAAARRRRRAAAAAPPPP!.....Guilty!
7 posted on 08/10/2011 10:36:31 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Maybe he has a defective seal from years of abuse.


8 posted on 08/10/2011 10:36:42 AM PDT by I_BE_THE_ONE
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To: I_BE_THE_ONE

His seals are all blown out......


9 posted on 08/10/2011 10:38:04 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Massachusetts what are you doing to yourself?


10 posted on 08/10/2011 10:38:36 AM PDT by 353FMG
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To: bilhosty

If he hadn’t leaned sideways at the exact right time, would he have had “lift off”?


11 posted on 08/10/2011 10:41:49 AM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep...clowns will eat me.)
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To: bilhosty

Perhaps. It also could have been a squeaky vinyl seat. If those chairs are upholstered, it is a legitimate fart. However, I have sat on restaurant booth seats and other seats made of that awful pleather or vinyl stuff and if you move your bottom a little, you can get that same sound (ala whoopee cushion).


12 posted on 08/10/2011 10:51:06 AM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: bilhosty

He was trolling.


13 posted on 08/10/2011 10:51:40 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: bilhosty

they played this video over and over on kfi am 640 yesterday.


14 posted on 08/10/2011 10:57:09 AM PDT by ken21 (ruling class dem + rino progressives -- destroying america for 150 years.)
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To: bilhosty

Just an old fashioned love song...


15 posted on 08/10/2011 10:58:05 AM PDT by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: bilhosty

Beans & Frankfarters


16 posted on 08/10/2011 11:11:43 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Repetition is the Sincerest Form of Flatulence.")
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To: bilhosty
Nah, it was his gerbil...
17 posted on 08/10/2011 11:12:30 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (JMO but I reserve the right to be wrong...)
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To: mikrofon

Bawney Fwank, Cwiminal!


18 posted on 08/10/2011 11:16:29 AM PDT by bkaycee
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Or he blew an o-ring.


19 posted on 08/10/2011 11:36:01 AM PDT by FortWorthPatriot (Obama is no Hitler; Hitler got the Olympics)
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To: bilhosty
Creating a shovel ready job - right there in his shorts
20 posted on 08/10/2011 11:36:32 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: bilhosty

I thought if you could hear a gay fart it meant he was a virgin?


21 posted on 08/10/2011 11:49:32 AM PDT by pfflier
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To: mikrofon
"Beans & Frankfarters"

Franks and Beans!!


22 posted on 08/10/2011 12:02:04 PM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: bilhosty
From Family Guy: 
 
Samuel: I understand you make Star Wars figurines. (The Warden picks up a General Grievous figurine) Aw, Grievous! Wicked! Well, anyway, I'm a pretty corrupt guy, so I figured I could sell your figurines and pocket the cash. What do you say?  
Andy: I don't know...  
Samuel: Oh, come on. I'll even cripple that guy who rapes you in the shower.  
Andy: But I like that guy.  
Samuel: Too late.  
(Cut to Bogs Diamond being beat up by guards, crippling his legs.)  
Bogs: Ah! My legs!  
(Cut to Bogs being taken away by ambulance)  
Red: (narrating) Two things never happened again after that. Bogs never walked again and Andy's fart never made a sound again.  
(Cut to Andy farting in his cell only to hear soft wind)
23 posted on 08/10/2011 12:02:21 PM PDT by Second Amendment First ("Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..." - Thomas Jefferson.)
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To: pfflier

It’s an interesting problem in applied physics.

Mass, compliance, resonant cavities, nonlinear strain vs. stress.

Not amenable to closed form solutions except for the crudest simplifications, its analysis requires 3-D finite element analysis in compressible and semi-compressible nonlinear domains.


24 posted on 08/10/2011 12:02:59 PM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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To: NavyCanDo
Creating a shovel ready job - right there in his shorts
25 posted on 08/10/2011 12:03:33 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Vinnie

He was trolling.

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Indeed. This happened on Rachel Madcow’s show and during the commerical...

MADCOW: Did you just fart on my show?

BAWNEY: Yeah. I know it dwives you fellas cwazy over me!

MADCOW: But I’m no fella. I’m a woman.

BAWNEY: Are you sure?


26 posted on 08/10/2011 12:21:46 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it)
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To: Erasmus

Let’s not forget Boyle’s law (P1V1 = P2V2) in all this. As gas transfers from one environment to another through a “less restrictive opening” then the pressure and volume will approach equality in both environments.


27 posted on 08/10/2011 12:32:46 PM PDT by pfflier
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To: TBP

Barney was releasing his lower chakra.


28 posted on 08/10/2011 12:44:43 PM PDT by onighost29
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To: bilhosty

That’s what happens when you wear out your sphincter muscle.


29 posted on 08/10/2011 2:00:29 PM PDT by spokeshave (Obamas approval ratings are so low, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the USA.)
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