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Pleasant Grove woman wakes up with stranger in her bed
ABC 4 ^ | August 2, 2011 | Emily Clark

Posted on 08/12/2011 7:02:43 PM PDT by Immerito

PLEASANT GROVE, Utah (ABC 4 News) - A Pleasant Grove man tried to visit his alleged girlfriend Sunday night, but he didn't make it where he said he was going. Instead he walked into the wrong house and into the bed of a woman who says she had no idea who he was.

Lt. Mike Roberts with Pleasant Grove Police described the events Sunday night after Michael Hanks went into the wrong house. Lt. Roberts said, “He walked into the master bedroom and climbed inside the bed with who he thought was his girlfriend and started to kiss her and touch her.”

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1 posted on 08/12/2011 7:02:45 PM PDT by Immerito
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To: Immerito

Drinking might have been involved here.

In Utah??


2 posted on 08/12/2011 7:05:07 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Immerito
A Pleasant Grove man tried to visit his alleged girlfriend

What? Alleged?

There has got to be a whole lot more goning on here than meets the eye!

3 posted on 08/12/2011 7:07:11 PM PDT by mlocher (Is it time to cash in before I am taxed out?)
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To: ladyjane
In Utah??

Polygamist

4 posted on 08/12/2011 7:07:22 PM PDT by Godzilla (3-7-77)
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To: Immerito

5 posted on 08/12/2011 7:07:55 PM PDT by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
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To: Immerito

“He walked into the master bedroom and climbed inside the bed with who he thought was his girlfriend and started to kiss her and touch her.”

In some places, that’s called “dating”....


6 posted on 08/12/2011 7:08:17 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Immerito
Well, obviously, we've got a rapist in Pleasant Grove...


7 posted on 08/12/2011 7:08:33 PM PDT by bolobaby
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To: Immerito

Hate when that happens.


8 posted on 08/12/2011 7:09:20 PM PDT by doc1019 (You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.)
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To: Immerito

I had this happen to me a few years ago in my apartment complex. Since I’m always going out to smoke, I often forget to lock my door.

I was asleep one night and a drunk woman who had gotten off the elevator on the wrong floor, walked into my apartment, took off her clothes and got in bed with me.

She was so wasted it took me an hour to get her to tell me what floor she lived on, and drag her up there.

Today, I laugh about it when I tell people but at the time, I was pretty alarmed. Needless to say, I’m very conscientious about keeping the door locked, now.


9 posted on 08/12/2011 7:14:39 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Public employee unions are the barbarian hordes of our time.)
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To: Immerito

You know what??.... Sadly, there are women who’d think this was great.... if it was Fabio.

lol.

It ain’t ever gonna be Fabio ladies.


10 posted on 08/12/2011 7:14:52 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Immerito

AWWW GREAT ... next thing ya know they will outlaw cheap beer and Trailer Parks

TT


11 posted on 08/12/2011 7:17:13 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (Radical islam is real islam. Moderate islam is the trojan horse.)
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To: Immerito

Doesn’t he know how to knock on his girlfriends door? They definately have a rapist on their hands.


12 posted on 08/12/2011 7:17:56 PM PDT by mardi59
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To: Psycho_Bunny
The daughter of a friend of mine had a drunk woman come into her house through the doggie door and fall asleep on her couch. That would be a shocker. I have never had a doggie door because we have too many wild critters that might come in, I never thought about a drunk coming in.
13 posted on 08/12/2011 7:19:50 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Psycho_Bunny
I was asleep one night and a drunk woman who had gotten off the elevator on the wrong floor, walked into my apartment, took off her clothes and got in bed with me.

Was she hot?

14 posted on 08/12/2011 7:19:56 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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15 posted on 08/12/2011 7:20:18 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: mardi59

Yep. It’s fortunate that he was caught. Even in cookie-cutter neighborhoods, there are differences between the homes.

Hopefully his alibi won’t fly in court.


16 posted on 08/12/2011 7:21:54 PM PDT by Immerito (Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
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To: Psycho_Bunny

Why were you alarmed? My reaction would have been like the boy in “Animal House” who gives thanks to God when the woman miraculously flies in though his window.


17 posted on 08/12/2011 7:23:58 PM PDT by Defiant (We are governed by the Oboehner party.)
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To: Immerito

He better be glad she didn’t have a loaded gun nearby. I have a .357. He wouldn’t have made it out on his feet.


18 posted on 08/12/2011 7:27:41 PM PDT by mardi59
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To: Defiant
Why were you alarmed? My reaction would have been like the boy in ?Animal House? who gives thanks to God when the woman miraculously flies in though his window.

Maybe she was Helen Thomas?

19 posted on 08/12/2011 7:29:28 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Immerito

Reminds me of college.

Always a good idea to dig through her mail so you would know her name in the morning.


20 posted on 08/12/2011 7:30:26 PM PDT by trumandogz
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To: Immerito

Another ideer for a chart topping country song!


21 posted on 08/12/2011 7:32:49 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

I think this one merits not only a not a ping, but possibly rates as industrial strength humor as well.


22 posted on 08/12/2011 7:42:26 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
Instead he walked into the wrong house and into the bed of a woman who says she had no idea who he was.

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23 posted on 08/12/2011 8:00:46 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: GeronL
It ain’t ever gonna be Fabio ladies.

Or Donnie Osmond (retch)

24 posted on 08/12/2011 8:03:59 PM PDT by Soothesayer9
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To: Immerito

Sounds like someone needs to clean up his approach to meeting girls.


25 posted on 08/12/2011 8:08:29 PM PDT by cashless (Unlike Obama and his supporters, I'd rather be a TEA BAGGER than a TEA BAGGEE.)
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To: ladyjane
Drinking might have been involved here.

Bottlenecks make strange bedfellows.

26 posted on 08/12/2011 8:14:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A good pun is its own reword.)
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To: Immerito
Pleasant Grove woman wakes up with stranger in her bed

This was a Twilight Zone episode.

27 posted on 08/12/2011 8:23:37 PM PDT by lowbridge (Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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To: MinorityRepublican

Even Laz might not hit it if it were Helen Thomas.


28 posted on 08/12/2011 8:24:38 PM PDT by SoCal SoCon (Yesterday Argentina, Today Greece, Tomorrow America)
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To: SoCal SoCon
Even Laz might not hit it if it were Helen Thomas.


29 posted on 08/12/2011 8:27:37 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Immerito

I hate it when that happens, just saying.


30 posted on 08/12/2011 8:57:48 PM PDT by Sea Parrot (Obama may not be a natural born citizen, but there is no denying that he is a natural born liar.)
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To: mardi59

I’m with you-—I sleep with a gun in easy reach.....


31 posted on 08/12/2011 9:02:32 PM PDT by basil (It's time to rid the country of "gun free zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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To: Christian Engineer Mass
Hence the origins of that immortal phrase,

"Keep plucking that chicken."

Cheers!

32 posted on 08/12/2011 9:11:58 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: dayglored; humblegunner; Eaker; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
humblegunner, Eaker, either of y'all need bail money?


33 posted on 08/12/2011 10:46:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

“Was she hot?”

Why do you think it took him an hour to get her out of there?


34 posted on 08/12/2011 10:53:30 PM PDT by Let's Roll (Save the world's best healthcare - REPEAL, DEFUND Obamacare!)
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To: Immerito

35 posted on 08/12/2011 10:56:43 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Slings and Arrows; humblegunner

Last time gunner was in county he used his one phone call to order a pizza!


36 posted on 08/12/2011 11:05:02 PM PDT by Eaker ("If someone misquotes you, it's because they know you're right.")
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To: Eaker

“Why dontcha call a massage parlor?”


37 posted on 08/12/2011 11:08:59 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Eaker

Bail bondsman cover that?


38 posted on 08/12/2011 11:13:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dfwgator

“You had it your way, now it’s his turn.”


39 posted on 08/12/2011 11:14:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Immerito

True story. This is exactly how a friend of mine met his wife of 10 years. The only difference is that SHE climbed into his bed (or futon, rather).

For singles in Japan, one room studio apartments (bizarrely termed “mansions”) are ubiquitous. Layouts are identical, furnishings are minimal, and yes, in many parts of Japan, people still leave apartments unlocked.

It was (she claims) an honest mistake. He lived in Apartment 602, she lived on 702, she was drunk and hit the wrong elevator button. He’s a heavy sleeper. She stumbled in, flipped off her shoes, climbed in the futons and passed out.

They tend to disagree on the way the conversation went the next morning, but when it was all straightened out, hey...


40 posted on 08/12/2011 11:19:22 PM PDT by Ronin (Obamanation has replaced Bizarroworld as the most twisted place in the universe.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yeah, but they tack on a 20% surcharge.


41 posted on 08/12/2011 11:42:49 PM PDT by Eaker ("If someone misquotes you, it's because they know you're right.")
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To: dfwgator
“Why dontcha call a massage parlor?”

Because their pizza sucks!

42 posted on 08/13/2011 12:28:40 AM PDT by Eaker ("If someone misquotes you, it's because they know you're right.")
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To: Eaker; Slings and Arrows
Last time gunner was in county he used his one phone call to order a pizza!

I'm not going back either.

The service was lousy, they have no wireless and don't
even get me started on the surly washroom attendants.

43 posted on 08/13/2011 5:42:01 AM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: Ronin

That’s a nice story for when couples get together and “how we met” comes up!


44 posted on 08/13/2011 6:08:42 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Immerito

I’ve known 3 people do this sort of thing.

A friend from college walked into his neighbors house drunk and crawled into bed with him and passing out.

A buddy from town walked into a neighbors house drunk in the middle of the night and passed out on his toilet.
This one made the local paper lol.

Another local bud crawling into bed with another friends ancient grandfather at 3am and passing out, drunk.
He got the bedrooms confused at the beach house.

And myself, drunk, after some U-Mass party waking up to a rapping noise on the window of some strange car in a strange driveway by a cop wondering what the hell was i doing sleeping it some guys parked car.
The cops were cool though, they bought me breakfast in jail that morning.

Whoops, That’s 4.

Ahh, The good ole’ days.....


45 posted on 08/13/2011 10:16:12 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: bolobaby

Better hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands cause they’re raping everybody out here...


46 posted on 08/13/2011 10:20:29 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Immerito

Don’t you hate when that happens?


47 posted on 08/13/2011 6:30:19 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

48 posted on 08/13/2011 6:37:13 PM PDT by Morgana (I never said one word........)
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To: Morgana

If ASCII could blush, this post would be blushing.


49 posted on 08/13/2011 7:00:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Psycho_Bunny
She was so wasted it took me an hour to get her to tell me what floor she lived on, and drag her up there.

Was that Before or After?
50 posted on 08/13/2011 7:29:17 PM PDT by BraveMan
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