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1 posted on 08/15/2011 2:52:44 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows
> Bensley, who was wearing only boxers at the time, hissed and growled at the resident while biting her.

Sounds like not a ping to me.

Who has the vampire ping list?

2 posted on 08/15/2011 2:56:14 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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3 posted on 08/15/2011 2:57:40 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: nickcarraway
Sounds like she could have used a couple of werewolves...


4 posted on 08/15/2011 2:59:38 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: nickcarraway

Ah, almost a new addition to the “Haunted Galveston” tour — which is extremely weak, btw.

Hurrican Ike did great things for Galveston. Really cleaned it up.


6 posted on 08/15/2011 3:03:32 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: nickcarraway

What’s the problem? Ours is a multicultural society, and he’s just doing what vampires do.


7 posted on 08/15/2011 3:10:45 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: windcliff

ping


9 posted on 08/15/2011 3:20:56 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: nickcarraway

He really should have read up on vampire lore before he tried that excuse.


10 posted on 08/15/2011 3:33:47 PM PDT by Immerito (Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
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To: nickcarraway
IBNGP (In Before Not Guilty Posts.)


12 posted on 08/15/2011 3:36:57 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: nickcarraway

After cuffing the perp, I bet the police could have had some fun by getting a piece of wood and letting him see it.

Of course, speaking in low tones with each other, they could briefly discuss whether he had used it as a burglary device, before dismissing the idea, as a CYA, yet make stabbing motions with the piece of wood as if they were contemplating staking the vampire.


14 posted on 08/15/2011 4:00:11 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: nickcarraway

Vampires can’t break into apartments, they have to be invited.


16 posted on 08/15/2011 4:39:09 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
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To: nickcarraway

Something funny to explore his state of mind: cuff him to the flagpole in front of the jailhouse and see what he does when the sun comes up.


18 posted on 08/15/2011 4:46:51 PM PDT by Marechal
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To: nickcarraway
GLEN CAMPBELL - GALVESTON
19 posted on 08/15/2011 5:17:29 PM PDT by Sawdring
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To: nickcarraway
Just to be on the safe side, drive a wooden stake through his heart and cut off his head.

Actually, in the olden days, it was a metal spike to drive the Demon to ground.

Times change, we try to make allowances...

20 posted on 08/15/2011 5:21:20 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.)
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