To: Slings and Arrows
> Bensley, who was wearing only boxers at the time, hissed and growled at the resident while biting her.
Sounds like not a ping to me.
Who has the vampire ping list?
posted on 08/15/2011 2:56:14 PM PDT
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posted on 08/15/2011 2:57:40 PM PDT
by DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
Sounds like she could have used a couple of werewolves...
posted on 08/15/2011 2:59:38 PM PDT
by Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
Ah, almost a new addition to the “Haunted Galveston” tour — which is extremely weak, btw.
Hurrican Ike did great things for Galveston. Really cleaned it up.
posted on 08/15/2011 3:03:32 PM PDT
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
What’s the problem? Ours is a multicultural society, and he’s just doing what vampires do.
posted on 08/15/2011 3:10:45 PM PDT
posted on 08/15/2011 3:20:56 PM PDT
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
He really should have read up on vampire lore before he tried that excuse.
posted on 08/15/2011 3:33:47 PM PDT
(Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
IBNGP (In Before Not Guilty Posts.)
After cuffing the perp, I bet the police could have had some fun by getting a piece of wood and letting him see it.
Of course, speaking in low tones with each other, they could briefly discuss whether he had used it as a burglary device, before dismissing the idea, as a CYA, yet make stabbing motions with the piece of wood as if they were contemplating staking the vampire.
Vampires can’t break into apartments, they have to be invited.
posted on 08/15/2011 4:39:09 PM PDT
by Oztrich Boy
(New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
Something funny to explore his state of mind: cuff him to the flagpole in front of the jailhouse and see what he does when the sun comes up.
posted on 08/15/2011 4:46:51 PM PDT
posted on 08/15/2011 5:17:29 PM PDT
Just to be on the safe side, drive a wooden stake through his heart and cut off his head.
Actually, in the olden days, it was a metal spike to drive the Demon to ground.
Times change, we try to make allowances...
posted on 08/15/2011 5:21:20 PM PDT
by Dead Corpse
(For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.)
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