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Obama has been like Reagan, now Lincoln, next Washington & then Jesus!
Self | August 15, 2011 | Stayfree

Posted on 08/15/2011 7:18:15 PM PDT by Stayfree

White House Commie complains,“Lincoln, they used to talk about him almost as bad as they talk about me.”

Barry, you will be remembered less than the dog feces on the White House lawn!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: messiah; obama; whining
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To: Stayfree
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21 posted on 08/15/2011 8:02:53 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: Stayfree

From September 2008...

The Book of Invesco

The Sermon on the Mile High Mount

1Then it came to pass in the Land of Entitlement that the Word became Change and the Change became Hope and the Hope became Change You Can Believe In.

2And The Obamessisah went about all fifty-seven states, teaching at their Caucuses and Primaries, healing malaise among the poor in spirit, and preaching the gospel of Progress.

3Then His fame went throughout all the land; and they came to Him all people who were afflicted with Bush Derangement; and those who were hopenitized; moonbats and troofers; and He wooed them.

4Great multitudes followed Him - from Chicago to Jersey, and beyond the Hills of Beverly.

5And seeing the multitudes, He went up on a mountain and stepped into the floodlights where they had built for Him a temple, and His disciples gathered around Him. Then He opened His mouth and taught them, saying:

6”Blessed are the poor,
For theirs is the kingdom of State expropriated wealth.

7Blessed are the jobless,
For the taxpayers shall be their keepers.

8Blessed are those who lost their homes,
For they shall inherit a bailout.

9Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for Change™,
For they shall be filled with a great taxpayer-funded feast.

10Blessed are all who have grievances,
For they shall be compensated through civil rights lawsuits.

11Blessed are the peace protesters,
For theirs is the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.

12Blessed are those one illness away from disaster,
For they shall obtain free health care.

13Blessed are our homosexual brothers and sisters,
For they shall be married and receive Intensive Family Preservation programs and Family Reunification privileges from the immigration authorities.

14”Blessed are you when Republicans revile and persecute you falsely for My sake. 15Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for people love me, so when you follow me, the world will love you, also.

16”You are the salt of the earth; but if the salt loses its flavor, it is then good for nothing but to be thrown under the bus.

17”Do not think that I came to shrink the size of government. 18For assuredly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, one dot above an ‘i’ will by no means pass from the law or government till all of my audacious dreams are fulfilled. And then I will build more.

19”You have heard that it was said to those of old, ‘We are responsible for ourselves,’ but we in truth rise or fall as a collective; the fundamental belief that I am my brother’s keeper - unless he lives in a hut in Kenya.

*SNIP*

More at:

http://thepeoplescube.com/current-truth/obama-s-sermon-on-the-mile-high-mount-t2269.html


22 posted on 08/15/2011 8:20:12 PM PDT by Bean Counter ("For every man there exists a bait he cannot resist swallowing.".....Nietzsche)
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23 posted on 08/15/2011 8:24:03 PM PDT by Bean Counter ("For every man there exists a bait he cannot resist swallowing.".....Nietzsche)
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To: Stayfree

why not just be yourself ,but he’s nothing like any before him


24 posted on 08/15/2011 8:26:26 PM PDT by molson209
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25 posted on 08/15/2011 8:30:45 PM PDT by Hotlanta Mike (TeaNami)
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To: Stayfree
Dude. They were calling that fraud "Jesus" BEFORE he got into the White House. It's disgusting blasphemy.

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26 posted on 08/15/2011 9:05:44 PM PDT by abcc2011 (Christian and conservative.)
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To: Stayfree
Obama has been like Reagan, now Lincoln, next Washington & then Jesus!

None of the above.


27 posted on 08/15/2011 9:10:02 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Stayfree

I disagree...I think Black Banana will be forever remembered...as a catastrophe to this country. Like Pearl Harbor. (Voiceover FDR)-”Barack, Hussein, Obama...a name which shall live...In INFAMY.”


28 posted on 08/15/2011 10:47:52 PM PDT by tarotsailor
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To: Stayfree
He is actually most like Robespierre
29 posted on 08/16/2011 9:46:09 AM PDT by SMARTY (A claim for equality of material position can be met only by a government with totalitarian powers.)
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