Skip to comments.Police seek ex in robbery of Big Beaver exotic dancer
Posted on 08/16/2011 4:42:25 AM PDT by Hawk1976
BIG BEAVER, Pa. (AP) Police say they're searching for the ex-boyfriend of an exotic dancer who was robbed after the man accosted her after hiding in the back of her sport-utility vehicle.
Police in Big Beaver say 29-year-old Larry Shaffer Jr., of New Castle, was hiding in the rear cargo area when the victim left the Club Escape Gentleman's Club about 4:15 a.m. Saturday.
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Worlds fail me.
“Larry Shaffer Jr., of New Castle, was hiding in the rear cargo area”
Sounds like a Primus song.
Those Big Beavers can be dangerous, especially when they are angry.
Sort of on the order of “you can’t make this stuff up”.
Wow, that’s a big beaver.
Wow, that’s a big braver.
You didn’t have to say it twice.
“Thanks, I just had it stuffed.”
BTW, wonder what it would have been really like for Ward Cleaver’s son to be known from boyhood on as “the Beaver”?
Especially in high school?
It might make girls curious if his name is Beaver Cleaver.
Times are different. Nowadays if he went up to a girl and said, “Hi, I’m Beaver Cleaver!” he would wind up in the principal’s office in mere seconds and be expelled just minutes later and in foster care the day after that.
Incidentally I’m glad someone posted the shaved beaver cartoon. Threads on this topic aren’t complete without it.
I like a beavers.
Any word on Lil’ Beaver?
They’ll catch the perp. Cause it’s universally understood...
You can run, but you can’t hide in Big Beaver.
It depend on how big Big Beaver is I suppose.
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Part of me feels like I should be having a shocked, prude moment, but this is just too dam funny...Beaver Dam funny.
Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said “Recognize that smell?”
“Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell.”
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he’d take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain’t pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said “I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.”
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
"And now, the always enjoyable giant inflatable beaver."
Yinz just can't make up $#!t like this an@.