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Police seek ex in robbery of Big Beaver exotic dancer
whptv.com ^ | 8/15/11 | AP

Posted on 08/16/2011 4:42:25 AM PDT by Hawk1976

BIG BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say they're searching for the ex-boyfriend of an exotic dancer who was robbed after the man accosted her after hiding in the back of her sport-utility vehicle.

Police in Big Beaver say 29-year-old Larry Shaffer Jr., of New Castle, was hiding in the rear cargo area when the victim left the Club Escape Gentleman's Club about 4:15 a.m. Saturday.

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TOPICS: Local News; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: beaver; dancer; headlinewritesitself
The headlines just write themselves.
1 posted on 08/16/2011 4:42:31 AM PDT by Hawk1976
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To: Hawk1976

Worlds fail me.


2 posted on 08/16/2011 4:44:24 AM PDT by chargers fan
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To: Hawk1976

“Larry Shaffer Jr., of New Castle, was hiding in the rear cargo area”

BIG Beaver.


3 posted on 08/16/2011 4:46:42 AM PDT by listenhillary (Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
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To: Hawk1976

Sounds like a Primus song.


4 posted on 08/16/2011 4:46:58 AM PDT by chargers fan
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To: Hawk1976

Those Big Beavers can be dangerous, especially when they are angry.


5 posted on 08/16/2011 4:51:20 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("But resist, we much! We must and we will much about that be committed!" - Al Sharpton)
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To: Hawk1976

Sort of on the order of “you can’t make this stuff up”.


6 posted on 08/16/2011 4:55:13 AM PDT by wita (do)
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To: Hawk1976

7 posted on 08/16/2011 4:55:23 AM PDT by massmike (Massachusetts:Stopped hanging witches;started electing Kennedys.Coincidence?)
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To: Hawk1976

Wow, that’s a big beaver.
Wow, that’s a big braver.

You didn’t have to say it twice.

I didn’t!


8 posted on 08/16/2011 4:59:48 AM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: massmike

“Thanks, I just had it stuffed.”

BTW, wonder what it would have been really like for Ward Cleaver’s son to be known from boyhood on as “the Beaver”?

Especially in high school?

;^)


9 posted on 08/16/2011 5:02:14 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport Muslims. Nuke Mecca. Death to Islam. Freedom for mankind.")
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To: Hawk1976

10 posted on 08/16/2011 5:10:48 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: elcid1970

It might make girls curious if his name is Beaver Cleaver.


11 posted on 08/16/2011 5:11:19 AM PDT by listenhillary (Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
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To: listenhillary

Times are different. Nowadays if he went up to a girl and said, “Hi, I’m Beaver Cleaver!” he would wind up in the principal’s office in mere seconds and be expelled just minutes later and in foster care the day after that.

Incidentally I’m glad someone posted the shaved beaver cartoon. Threads on this topic aren’t complete without it.

;^)


12 posted on 08/16/2011 5:34:29 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport Muslims. Nuke Mecca. Death to Islam. Freedom for mankind.")
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To: Hawk1976

I like a beavers.


13 posted on 08/16/2011 5:58:57 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Hawk1976; PJ-Comix

Any word on Lil’ Beaver?


14 posted on 08/16/2011 6:13:14 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Hawk1976

Whoopie Goldberg?


15 posted on 08/16/2011 6:13:58 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: Hawk1976

They’ll catch the perp. Cause it’s universally understood...

You can run, but you can’t hide in Big Beaver.


16 posted on 08/16/2011 6:31:49 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it)
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To: Responsibility2nd

It depend on how big Big Beaver is I suppose.


17 posted on 08/16/2011 6:38:04 AM PDT by listenhillary (Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
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To: Hawk1976; 3catsanadog; agrace; airborne; Ayn Rand wannabe; bdeaner; Benrand; bloodmeridian; ...
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18 posted on 08/16/2011 7:26:29 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Part of me feels like I should be having a shocked, prude moment, but this is just too dam funny...Beaver Dam funny.


19 posted on 08/16/2011 7:39:58 AM PDT by pops88 (Geek chick over 40)
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To: chargers fan

Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said “Recognize that smell?”
“Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell.”
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he’d take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain’t pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said “I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.”
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.


20 posted on 08/16/2011 7:46:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: Hawk1976

"And now, the always enjoyable giant inflatable beaver."

21 posted on 08/16/2011 7:49:47 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Vaquero

Good one!


22 posted on 08/16/2011 9:56:38 AM PDT by Immerito (Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
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To: martin_fierro
Police seek ex in robbery of Big Beaver exotic dancer

Yinz just can't make up $#!t like this an@.

23 posted on 08/16/2011 7:21:45 PM PDT by Calvinist_Dark_Lord ((I have come here to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta bubblegum! ~Roddy Piper))
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