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Nude Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street: Cops (Key West)
NBC Miami ^ | August 30, 2011 | Brian Hamacher

Posted on 08/31/2011 7:04:51 AM PDT by OldCorps

A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police.

Alena Larrazabal, 32, was hospitalized after she was found stark naked crawling down a busy Stock Island street Monday afternoon by a couple of deputies, according to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

Police say an incoherent Larrazabal was meandering on her hands and knees as cars swerved to avoid hitting her. At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.

As the deputies tried to get Larrazabal out of harm's way, she began to fight with them. With the help of some paramedics, they were able to get her strapped down to a stretcher, and she was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation.

When she became more coherent, Larrazabal told the deputies she'd been on a weekend-long cocaine binge, the report said. Larrazabal is facing charges of disturbing the peace and criminal mischief, the report said.

Two days before her Stock Island arrest, Larrazabal was arrested in Key West in a similar incident, according to a Key West Police report.

Police say they were responding to calls of a nude woman causing a disturbance in a restaurant parking lot shortly after 7 a.m. when they came across Larrazabal, identified that day as Alena Larrazabal Capiro, according to the report.

Police say a naked Larrazabal struggled with deputies who were trying to take her into custody, kicking and spitting at them until she was finally put into the back of a patrol car, the report said.

The officers found a bag with Larrazabal's clothing and purse, and say they found a plastic baggie with a small amount of marijuana, the report said.

When they questioned her, Larrazabal told the officers she'd been "smoking crack all night," the report said.

Larrazabal was released into the care of the Lower Keys Medical Center staff.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floriduh; napl; nude
Saw this on Drudge. Can someone please determine guilty or not guilty?
1 posted on 08/31/2011 7:04:57 AM PDT by OldCorps
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To: Lazamataz

“Alena Larrazabal”

Hmmmm. That name sounds familiar...
;-)


2 posted on 08/31/2011 7:06:44 AM PDT by RandallFlagg ("I can see 2012 from my house!" Jim Thompson, 7-16-2011)
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To: OldCorps

I’m scared to look. Too risky.


3 posted on 08/31/2011 7:07:09 AM PDT by Huck (I don't believe there is just one God--humanity seems like the work of a committee to me.)
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To: OldCorps

Larrazabal is almost the same forwards and backwards.

Almost.


4 posted on 08/31/2011 7:08:13 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: OldCorps

We need a picture of her to determine if shes violating any law.


5 posted on 08/31/2011 7:10:09 AM PDT by Selmore (Except for ending Slavery, Facism, Communism, and Nazism, War never has accomplished anything)
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To: Huck

From another article, “For better or for worse, there’s no mug shot for Alena Larrazabal.”


6 posted on 08/31/2011 7:10:46 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: OldCorps

“...spread her legs...”
Suspect that’s natural for her. Just a guess.
DO NOT WANT PICTURE!


7 posted on 08/31/2011 7:14:43 AM PDT by GnuHere
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To: RandallFlagg; Lazamataz

I really hope our Freeper Lazamataz had no involvement in this incident.


8 posted on 08/31/2011 7:20:39 AM PDT by OldCorps
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To: RandallFlagg
lolol
 
No Kidding. As I read this article my eyes kept reading it as....
 
 

A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police.

Alena LAZAMATAZ, 32, was hospitalized after she was found stark naked crawling down a busy Stock Island street Monday afternoon by a couple of deputies, according to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

Police say an incoherent LAZAMATAZ was meandering on her hands and knees as cars swerved to avoid hitting her. At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.

As the deputies tried to get LAZAMATAZ out of harm's way, she began to fight with them. With the help of some paramedics, they were able to get her strapped down to a stretcher, and she was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation.

When she became more coherent, LAZAMATAZ told the deputies she'd been on a weekend-long cocaine binge, the report said. LAZAMATAZ is facing charges of disturbing the peace and criminal mischief, the report said.

Two days before her Stock Island arrest, LAZAMATAZ was arrested in Key West in a similar incident, according to a Key West Police report.

Police say they were responding to calls of a nude woman causing a disturbance in a restaurant parking lot shortly after 7 a.m. when they came across LAZAMATAZ , identified that day as Alena LAZAMATAZ Capiro, according to the report.

Police say a naked LAZAMATAZ struggled with deputies who were trying to take her into custody, kicking and spitting at them until she was finally put into the back of a patrol car, the report said.

The officers found a bag with LAZAMATAZ clothing and purse, and say they found a plastic baggie with a small amount of marijuana, the report said.

When they questioned her, LAZAMATAZ told the officers she'd been "smoking crack all night," the report said.

LAZAMATAZ was released into the care of the Lower Keys Medical Center staff.

9 posted on 08/31/2011 7:21:15 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it.)
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To: OldCorps

Little early for Fantasy Fest, doncha think?

And Stock Island is a long way (by Conch Republic standards) from Duval Street.

Otherwise, I’m not sure why this is news. It IS Key West after all...


10 posted on 08/31/2011 7:21:22 AM PDT by SargeK
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To: OldCorps

I have not seen any photos, I feel secure in guaranteeing you that she is guilty as Haman.


11 posted on 08/31/2011 7:26:50 AM PDT by wideawake
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To: OldCorps
Well...When asked what she was doing the woman said she had just paid her taxes and was a few dollars short as though that explained everything.

The woman was ug...leeee. How ugly? The deputies were ready to tase each other so they didn't have to look at her!

12 posted on 08/31/2011 7:27:27 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

Right-up-your-alley ping?

Too funny how many FReepers have already pinged Lazamataz. He certainly gives new meaning to the term “Hit List.” LOL


13 posted on 08/31/2011 7:29:33 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: OldCorps

I think she was on her way to Burning Man but made the wrong turn at Albuquerque.


14 posted on 08/31/2011 7:40:31 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Cicero

“Larrazabal is almost the same forwards and backwards.”

you’ve met her then?


15 posted on 08/31/2011 7:41:21 AM PDT by fnord (Republicans are just the right-wing of the left-wing of American politics)
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To: RandallFlagg; Titan Magroyne; Slings and Arrows; OldCorps; Responsibility2nd
Guys, it's time to come clean.

I'm a woman, who lives in Florida, who goes on week-long cocaine binges and ends up crawling on all fours naked and flashing my gotch to cops with my legs spread wide.

Here's a recent picture of me:


16 posted on 08/31/2011 7:50:30 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL!!!


17 posted on 08/31/2011 7:52:39 AM PDT by RandallFlagg ("I can see 2012 from my house!" Jim Thompson, 7-16-2011)
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To: OldCorps; Lazamataz

I really hope our Freeper Lazamataz had no involvement in this incident”

I was wondering if he liked the Keys? How well did he tan? LOL!


18 posted on 08/31/2011 8:19:07 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: OldCorps

“Momma said there’d be days like this....”


19 posted on 08/31/2011 8:29:50 AM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: OldCorps
Now that was what you call a party.
20 posted on 08/31/2011 8:35:08 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: OldCorps
Now that was what you call a party.
21 posted on 08/31/2011 8:35:08 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: OldCorps

Key West must be changing, crawling naked up the street didn’t use to be noteworthy!


22 posted on 08/31/2011 8:58:37 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Key West must be changing, crawling naked up the street didn’t use to be noteworthy!

That's what I was thinking...why does this rate as newsworthy?

23 posted on 08/31/2011 9:01:34 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: 6ppc
I've seen stuff in Key West that was mind boggling and awe inspiring, they must have a bunch of wimps running things now.

I heard Ybor city has gone to Hell too!

Nothing has happened here since Clayton Powers got stoned and naked and climbed up a lamp post on the bayfront and found out he was afraid of heights and wouldn't let go and come down. That wasn't long after his cousin Art was sailing down along the seawall mooning tourists and the boom jibed and knocked him overboard. The boat kept on going on a broad reach, that damned little catboat would fly! You really shouldn't ever sail alone like that!

24 posted on 08/31/2011 9:27:48 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Lazamataz

I always thought your boobs were bigger than that!


25 posted on 08/31/2011 9:31:40 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: Titan Magroyne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Right-up-your-alley ping?

Hers too, apparently.


26 posted on 08/31/2011 1:59:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: OldCorps
At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.

A woman doing that in Key West is pretty much going to be ignored.

27 posted on 08/31/2011 2:10:35 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: OldCorps

Based on other photos of people caught in other compromising situations, we DO NOT WANT a picture.

It’s NEVER good looking women who end up being found in these kinds of situations.

And for all the LEO haters out there, the cops have my sympathy for having to deal with types like this. What a thankless job it is.


28 posted on 08/31/2011 2:12:27 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore, & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Lazmataz

Well what about a courtesy ping ?


29 posted on 08/31/2011 2:22:58 PM PDT by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: Lazamataz

I think I just whittled a bit


30 posted on 08/31/2011 2:24:18 PM PDT by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: Lazamataz

So, Laz...would you hit you?


31 posted on 08/31/2011 3:41:12 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOs!!! Laz for President!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

NOT my fault.
My coffee was NOT involved, no matter how hallucinatory the stuff is.


32 posted on 08/31/2011 4:29:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

We know - she survived.


33 posted on 08/31/2011 6:12:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And no shuffling, snuffling, or brain munching.
Nary a skull chewed on at all!
So she’s not a zombie.
She just can’t walk.


34 posted on 08/31/2011 6:14:33 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.

Miss Hissy Slashy does that all the time. What's the big deal?

35 posted on 09/01/2011 4:31:57 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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