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Sinead O'Connor Seeks "Sweet, Sex-Starved Man" Online
TV Guide Online ^ | 8/30/11 | Joyce Eng

Posted on 09/01/2011 9:49:13 AM PDT by hoagy62

Sinead O'Connor is "in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man" and she wants everyone to know it.

The Irish singer has taken to her blog and Twitter to snare a potential suitor and to lament the current lack of romance in her life.

"My sh---uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners," she writes. "Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fatso; ireland; irish; perverted; shavedhead; sick; thebitchugly
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Warning: If you read the article, some of her descriptions of what she's looking for are a bit graphic.)

After reading the article, I had to ask myself, "Would any man...ANYONE ...in their right mind be willing to tap that ugly pile of blubber?".

One name kept coming up again and again...

Can you guess who?

1 posted on 09/01/2011 9:49:14 AM PDT by hoagy62
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To: hoagy62

What’s a matter? Did she run out of batteries?


2 posted on 09/01/2011 9:51:57 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: hoagy62

Ping Laz and find out.


3 posted on 09/01/2011 9:52:19 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: hoagy62

Yikes, age and food certainly have not been kind to her.


4 posted on 09/01/2011 9:52:31 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner (Sarah Palin has crossed the Rubicon!)
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To: hoagy62

Chaz Bono?


5 posted on 09/01/2011 9:52:37 AM PDT by RickB444 (What one receives without working for, another must work for without receiving.)
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To: hoagy62

Damn. I clicked the link. She’ll be lucky to find a blind man.


6 posted on 09/01/2011 9:54:03 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: hoagy62

Her disease is known as “The Fall” and it’s what happens when you try to replace God in your life.


7 posted on 09/01/2011 9:54:29 AM PDT by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: hoagy62

Whoa - GUILTY - I bet the yams are nervous and plotting an escape from the kitchen.

8 posted on 09/01/2011 9:54:31 AM PDT by corkoman (Steadfast and Loyal)
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To: Deaf Smith

Why did they use a picture of Susan Boyle in an article about Sinead O’Connor?


9 posted on 09/01/2011 9:54:38 AM PDT by cumbo78
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

“Sinead O’Connor is “in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man” and she wants everyone to know it.”

...a blind very sweet sex-starved man...


10 posted on 09/01/2011 9:55:51 AM PDT by Mashood
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To: hoagy62

Then.


Now.

11 posted on 09/01/2011 9:55:53 AM PDT by Palter (Celebrate diversity .22, .223, .25, 9mm, .32 .357, 10mm, .44, .45, .500)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the core.


12 posted on 09/01/2011 9:55:53 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: corkoman
Meanwhile, the Pope she hated so much is about to become a Saint.


13 posted on 09/01/2011 9:56:36 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Palin is coming, and the Tea Party is coming with her.)
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To: hoagy62

She should go back to shaving her head and wearing those long black robes like she did in the 80s. She would look exactly like Uncle Fester.


14 posted on 09/01/2011 9:56:42 AM PDT by RickB444 (What one receives without working for, another must work for without receiving.)
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To: Deaf Smith

*Ding*ding*ding* We have a winner!


15 posted on 09/01/2011 9:57:20 AM PDT by hoagy62 (Help stamp out crack-pull up your pants.)
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To: hoagy62
YIPES.

Father Time stuffed fifty or sixty un-needed pounds into that bag and affixed a Rosanne Barr 'do to that dome. Too bad, too, because at one time, she was fairly attractive for a woman with an I-Day haircut.

16 posted on 09/01/2011 9:58:24 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: corkoman

What the (_)*( happened to her???


17 posted on 09/01/2011 9:58:37 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
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To: hoagy62

Women like this usually go lesbian


18 posted on 09/01/2011 9:58:47 AM PDT by rokkitapps ( Hearings on healthcare waivers NOW! (If you agree make this your tagline))
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To: hoagy62
After reading the article, I had to ask myself, "Would any man...ANYONE ...in their right mind be willing to tap that ugly pile of blubber?". One name kept coming up again and again... Can you guess who?

I'd hit it.

19 posted on 09/01/2011 9:58:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: hoagy62

GUILTY


20 posted on 09/01/2011 9:59:41 AM PDT by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: Deaf Smith

21 posted on 09/01/2011 10:00:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: hoagy62

22 posted on 09/01/2011 10:01:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: hoagy62

yeesh! glad I don’t qualify~!


23 posted on 09/01/2011 10:01:13 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Palter

guilty


24 posted on 09/01/2011 10:01:59 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Obama is a Communist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien)
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To: Deaf Smith

25 posted on 09/01/2011 10:02:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: hoagy62
Sinead O'Connor Seeks "Sweet, Sex-Starved Man" Online

She forgot to add blind to the list. No sense of touch would come in handy too.....
26 posted on 09/01/2011 10:02:51 AM PDT by GQuagmire ('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
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To: hoagy62

I’ve seen recent pictures.

He better be damn hungry.


27 posted on 09/01/2011 10:03:30 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The GOP has been "moderated" into a coma.)
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To: corkoman

I saw some pics of her with hair, before she gained all the weight....she was actually not too bad looking then. If she grew the hair out a little more, dropped about 30 pounds, and got rid of the Tats....she might have a bit more luck.


28 posted on 09/01/2011 10:04:11 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Lazamataz

*smiling* Only you, Laz....only you.


29 posted on 09/01/2011 10:04:46 AM PDT by hoagy62 (Help stamp out crack-pull up your pants.)
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To: hoagy62

Looks like she’s singing “Nothing Compares 2U” to the vegetables now.


30 posted on 09/01/2011 10:04:55 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: corkoman

Whaddayaknow, the hair *did* grew back


31 posted on 09/01/2011 10:05:21 AM PDT by Moose Burger
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To: hoagy62



I'll give it a go..
32 posted on 09/01/2011 10:06:32 AM PDT by GQuagmire ('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
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To: Lazamataz

And we appreciate you taking one for the team.


33 posted on 09/01/2011 10:07:36 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: hoagy62

A guy would have to have a grudge against his dick to do her.


34 posted on 09/01/2011 10:07:36 AM PDT by y6162
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To: hoagy62

35 posted on 09/01/2011 10:08:20 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: hoagy62

Rantings of a lunatic.

She does have a beautiful voice, though.

My favorite Sinead O’Connor story (actually, the only one I know) involves her visit to the home of Prince to discuss the song “Nothing Compares”. Prince wrote the song, but Sinead’s version became the bigger hit.

For reasons unknown, but probably having something to do with the fact that they are both insufferable divas, Prince and Sinead O’Connor got into an actual fist fight.

While an odd story from Sinead’s perspective, Dave Chappelle Show viewers can attest that it hardly ranks as on the list of interesting Prince stories.


36 posted on 09/01/2011 10:08:34 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: hoagy62

Sounds like a match for AL GORE


37 posted on 09/01/2011 10:09:24 AM PDT by bt579 (Barack Obama- the "FOOD STAMP PRESIDENT" 47,000,000 and rising)
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To: hoagy62

“Would any man...ANYONE ...in their right mind be willing to tap that ugly pile of blubber?”
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I thought she ‘played’ for the ‘other team’.

Well, two things, did she invest her money wisely or did the state get it all in taxes AND is there enough Guinness and/or Irish Whiskey to keep one in a perpetual “it is closing time” frame of mind?

Like Joe E Lewis told Jack Lemmon in “Some Like It Hot”, ‘Well, nobody is perfect’.


38 posted on 09/01/2011 10:09:31 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) If govt involved, the more outlandish a scheme appears, the truer it probably is.)
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To: hoagy62

Sounds like a match for AL GORE


39 posted on 09/01/2011 10:09:39 AM PDT by bt579 (Barack Obama- the "FOOD STAMP PRESIDENT" 47,000,000 and rising)
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To: corkoman
She looks like Linda Ronstadt without makeup.


40 posted on 09/01/2011 10:09:49 AM PDT by Huck (I don't believe there is just one God--humanity seems like the work of a committee to me.)
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To: corkoman
Whoa - GUILTY - I bet the yams are nervous and plotting an escape from the kitchen.

Almost lost the keyboard on that one.LOL!!

41 posted on 09/01/2011 10:10:13 AM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemy of freedom. Sarah Palin is our Esther.)
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To: hoagy62
Sinead didn't age well.

42 posted on 09/01/2011 10:10:37 AM PDT by y6162
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

“...because at one time, she was fairly attractive for a woman with an I-Day haircut.”

Pretty don’t make up for crazy, stupid, or mean. Besides, isn’t she a “priest” in some off-shoot Catholic “Church?” Enjoy the celibacy.


43 posted on 09/01/2011 10:11:15 AM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: hoagy62

Frank Sinatra: Issue number three: [ points to Sinead ] This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!

Sinead O'Connor: I can't believe you're talking about my hair with all the bloody starvation and suffering in the world right now.

Frank Sinatra: Come on! Swing, baby, you're platinum! Billy Idol.

Billy Idol: I think she's really quite attractive.

Frank Sinatra: Check out his papers. Luther Campbell!

Billy Idol: You watch it, mate!

Frank Sinatra: Easy, baby! And what's with the sneering crap? [ Billy sneers ] Don't do that to the people, they want to like you! That's what killed Dennis day - contempt for the audience. Luther Campbell! What about the chick's head?

Luther Campbell: Be honest, I don't care about the head. I like the butt.

Frank Sinatra: I hear you, baby. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business! Am I right, Steve and Eydie?

Steve Lawrence: [ slow to answer ] You bet, Frank!

Eydie Gorme: You know it, Chairman!

Frank Sinatra: You were a little slow that time.

Steve and Eydie: Sorry, Frank.

Frank Sinatra: Forget it, you're alright. You could pick up a check once in a while..

Eydie Gorme: Frank, that's not fair.

44 posted on 09/01/2011 10:11:22 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

THAT is GREAT!


45 posted on 09/01/2011 10:12:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: hoagy62

Sinead makes plea to Bob Dylan: Let me sing with you.

Irish Independent - 7 hours ago

By Independent.ie reporters

Sinead O’Connor has made a plea to Bob Dylan to let her perform with him in Dublin next month.

******

Sinead O’Connor says she is ‘tired of being labeled as crazy’

Irish Central - 5 hours ago

“I am tired of all this ‘sinead is crazy’ crap. Its a disgrace,” she said in a recent blog post on her website.


46 posted on 09/01/2011 10:12:45 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: dfwgator

Frank Sinatra: I’ll tell you what you better understand! Next time you see Old Glory riding up that pole, you better sing that anthem, darling! You’re lucky you’re a chick, or you’d be nothing but a stain on the road and a crewcut. Our founding fathers went to the mat for you, baby!

Sinead O’Connor: It’s not my flag - I’m Irish.

Frank Sinatra: Oh? Well, then stay off of this stuff.. [ mimes drinking ] That’s the curse of you people.


47 posted on 09/01/2011 10:13:08 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: hoagy62

Yeesh. The warning should have been about the picture. She has turned into a dumpy cow in her middle age.


48 posted on 09/01/2011 10:17:10 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“Meanwhile, the Pope she hated so much is about to become a Saint.”

It’s been a long time. What was her motivation for tearing up his picture ?


49 posted on 09/01/2011 10:17:33 AM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: Huck
I know a few people, (musicians, stage hands, roadies) who were around Linda back in the day.

More than one told me she had a reputation. Let's just put it this way, Linda has seen more pricks than are on a Porcupine's back.

50 posted on 09/01/2011 10:18:03 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (If Sarah Palin was President, you would have a job by now.)
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