Skip to comments.Sinead O'Connor Seeks "Sweet, Sex-Starved Man" Online
Posted on 09/01/2011 9:49:13 AM PDT by hoagy62
Sinead O'Connor is "in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man" and she wants everyone to know it.
The Irish singer has taken to her blog and Twitter to snare a potential suitor and to lament the current lack of romance in her life.
"My sh---uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners," she writes. "Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."
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After reading the article, I had to ask myself, "Would any man...ANYONE ...in their right mind be willing to tap that ugly pile of blubber?".
One name kept coming up again and again...
Can you guess who?
What’s a matter? Did she run out of batteries?
Ping Laz and find out.
Yikes, age and food certainly have not been kind to her.
Damn. I clicked the link. She’ll be lucky to find a blind man.
Her disease is known as “The Fall” and it’s what happens when you try to replace God in your life.
Whoa - GUILTY - I bet the yams are nervous and plotting an escape from the kitchen.
Why did they use a picture of Susan Boyle in an article about Sinead O’Connor?
“Sinead O’Connor is “in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man” and she wants everyone to know it.”
...a blind very sweet sex-starved man...
Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the core.
She should go back to shaving her head and wearing those long black robes like she did in the 80s. She would look exactly like Uncle Fester.
*Ding*ding*ding* We have a winner!
Father Time stuffed fifty or sixty un-needed pounds into that bag and affixed a Rosanne Barr 'do to that dome. Too bad, too, because at one time, she was fairly attractive for a woman with an I-Day haircut.
What the (_)*( happened to her???
Women like this usually go lesbian
I'd hit it.
yeesh! glad I don’t qualify~!
I’ve seen recent pictures.
He better be damn hungry.
I saw some pics of her with hair, before she gained all the weight....she was actually not too bad looking then. If she grew the hair out a little more, dropped about 30 pounds, and got rid of the Tats....she might have a bit more luck.
*smiling* Only you, Laz....only you.
Looks like she’s singing “Nothing Compares 2U” to the vegetables now.
Whaddayaknow, the hair *did* grew back
And we appreciate you taking one for the team.
A guy would have to have a grudge against his dick to do her.
Rantings of a lunatic.
She does have a beautiful voice, though.
My favorite Sinead O’Connor story (actually, the only one I know) involves her visit to the home of Prince to discuss the song “Nothing Compares”. Prince wrote the song, but Sinead’s version became the bigger hit.
For reasons unknown, but probably having something to do with the fact that they are both insufferable divas, Prince and Sinead O’Connor got into an actual fist fight.
While an odd story from Sinead’s perspective, Dave Chappelle Show viewers can attest that it hardly ranks as on the list of interesting Prince stories.
Sounds like a match for AL GORE
“Would any man...ANYONE ...in their right mind be willing to tap that ugly pile of blubber?”
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I thought she ‘played’ for the ‘other team’.
Well, two things, did she invest her money wisely or did the state get it all in taxes AND is there enough Guinness and/or Irish Whiskey to keep one in a perpetual “it is closing time” frame of mind?
Like Joe E Lewis told Jack Lemmon in “Some Like It Hot”, ‘Well, nobody is perfect’.
Sounds like a match for AL GORE
Almost lost the keyboard on that one.LOL!!
“...because at one time, she was fairly attractive for a woman with an I-Day haircut.”
Pretty don’t make up for crazy, stupid, or mean. Besides, isn’t she a “priest” in some off-shoot Catholic “Church?” Enjoy the celibacy.
Frank Sinatra: Issue number three: [ points to Sinead ] This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!
Sinead O'Connor: I can't believe you're talking about my hair with all the bloody starvation and suffering in the world right now.
Frank Sinatra: Come on! Swing, baby, you're platinum! Billy Idol.
Billy Idol: I think she's really quite attractive.
Frank Sinatra: Check out his papers. Luther Campbell!
Billy Idol: You watch it, mate!
Frank Sinatra: Easy, baby! And what's with the sneering crap? [ Billy sneers ] Don't do that to the people, they want to like you! That's what killed Dennis day - contempt for the audience. Luther Campbell! What about the chick's head?
Luther Campbell: Be honest, I don't care about the head. I like the butt.
Frank Sinatra: I hear you, baby. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business! Am I right, Steve and Eydie?
Steve Lawrence: [ slow to answer ] You bet, Frank!
Eydie Gorme: You know it, Chairman!
Frank Sinatra: You were a little slow that time.
Steve and Eydie: Sorry, Frank.
Frank Sinatra: Forget it, you're alright. You could pick up a check once in a while..
Eydie Gorme: Frank, that's not fair.
THAT is GREAT!
Sinead makes plea to Bob Dylan: Let me sing with you.
Irish Independent - 7 hours ago
By Independent.ie reporters
Sinead O’Connor has made a plea to Bob Dylan to let her perform with him in Dublin next month.
Sinead O’Connor says she is ‘tired of being labeled as crazy’
Irish Central - 5 hours ago
I am tired of all this ‘sinead is crazy’ crap. Its a disgrace, she said in a recent blog post on her website.
Frank Sinatra: I’ll tell you what you better understand! Next time you see Old Glory riding up that pole, you better sing that anthem, darling! You’re lucky you’re a chick, or you’d be nothing but a stain on the road and a crewcut. Our founding fathers went to the mat for you, baby!
Sinead O’Connor: It’s not my flag - I’m Irish.
Frank Sinatra: Oh? Well, then stay off of this stuff.. [ mimes drinking ] That’s the curse of you people.
Yeesh. The warning should have been about the picture. She has turned into a dumpy cow in her middle age.
“Meanwhile, the Pope she hated so much is about to become a Saint.”
It’s been a long time. What was her motivation for tearing up his picture ?
More than one told me she had a reputation. Let's just put it this way, Linda has seen more pricks than are on a Porcupine's back.
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