Russian cannibal ate gay date

Global Post ^ | 08/31/11 | News Desk

[Winstons Julia]

A 21-year-old Russian cannibal brutally stabbed his gay date to death and then made him into meatballs and uploaded footage of him cooking onto the internet.

Known as Ivan L, the chef allegedly lured his victim, aged 32, to his Murmansk flat where he killed him and then cut off his head and feet because he wanted to eat human flesh.

"The defendant wanted to try eating at least ten people in the future," Investigator Fedor Bludenov said, the Daily Mail reports.

[GeronL]

well. um.

lifestyle choice?

[DManA]

What did the Russian cannibal say as he ate his gay date?

I’m having a ball.

[dfwgator]

[blasater1960]

Man Vs Food. Impressive.

[Vigilanteman]

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods?

[Winstons Julia]

http://instantrimshot.com/

[fieldmarshaldj]

Dreadful. RIP.

[Bon mots]

Two cannibals were eating a clown, when one says to the other, “does this taste funny to you?”

[Gen. Burkhalter]

I guess there is little to do in Murmansk.

[TheBigIf]

Hey as long as they were legally both adults and it was consensual. Who are you to judge? Your not bigoted towards gay cannibals are you?

[Cyber Liberty]

The jokes write themselves. I leave that as an excercise for the student.

[Responsibility2nd]

Hmmm....

This meat tasts a little queer. Too salty.

[dfwgator]

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods?

[Gen. Burkhalter]

Someone tell Andrew Zimmern on Bizarre Foods.

[GSWarrior]

Will this thread make 50 comments before it is pulled?

[doorgunner69]

I hope he observed all the cooking temperature precautions you see these days on meat packages (ahem) so he did not contract some dread disease..........

[Winstons Julia]

I did not editorialize. It’s an actual story.

[ErnBatavia]

Dahmerskovich....

[blasater1960]

He reportedly tasted “a little gaymey”

[dragonblustar]

Jeffery Dalmer part II.

[TheConservativeParty]

Milwaukee had a similar evil being, Jeffrey Dahmer and he was one sick pervert. Lured other homosexuals to his apt. and killed them. Stored the body parts. Not so sure he had gay soup though. It’s been a long time since he was arrested, over 10 years. He was killed in prison by another inmate. He was not there long before an inmate took him out, less than 3 years if I recall correctly. He had many many victims.

[concerned about politics]

"I don't care who you are, but that's funny."

I can't help but laugh. Gayville is a very, very strange place.

[dfwgator]

“Ewww! With a gammy leg?”

[Revolting cat!]

I don't get it, what's so gay about dates?

[mmichaels1970]

Very sad....gives “getting dumped” new meaning.

[Morgana]

[bigbob]

The expression “Bite me!” will never again be used in Murmansk.

[concerned about politics]

"The defendant wanted to try eating at least ten people in the future,"

As long as he does it in the privacy of his own home.

[DManA]

I know. Maybe we shouldn’t tell any Jeffery Dahmer jokes. But I could.

[PGR88]

Homosexuality is a mental illness that manifests itself in so many interesting ways....

[festusbanjo]

He tasted a little nutty, and kind of fruity to tell you the truth.

[concerned about politics]

It was not being treated as a gay-hate crime

They call it "love."

[apillar]

I smell a new reality show!

Queer eye (among other body parts) for the cannibal guy.

[Moonman62]

Homosexuality is a mental illness that manifests itself in so many interesting ways....

There are some wires crossed for sure. At one time it was an official diagnosis wasn't it?

[concerned about politics]

Ivan L has reportedly confessed to the killing and faces 15 years in jail but his mental fitness will first be assessed.

You are what you eat.

[Beowulf9]

Pulled a Dahmer, did he?

[Winstons Julia]

15 years for making on online cannibal cooking show. Unreal.

[Puppage]

Ya know what the gay cannibal did after his date? He dumped him!

[jessduntno]

“This meat tasts a little queer. Too salty.”

They always say it tastes like chicken, don’t they?

[Neoliberalnot]

These “gays” are quite the copycats—see Jeff Dahmer, John GAYcy, etc.

[concerned about politics]

'It wasn't that he had an extraordinary hatred for those of a different sexual orientation,

Actually, he found them to be quite tasty.

[lurk]

Soon to be voted a normal behavior by the APA.

[concerned about politics]

then made him into meatballs

ROTF. Sorry. I just can't get past this. I can't stop laughing.

[OwenKellogg]

Why isn’t he on Dancing With the Stars?

[concerned about politics]

Russian cannibal brutally stabbed his gay date

It must have been one hell of a party.

[Responsibility2nd]

You can be sure it didn’t taste like Tuna. Something tells me gay cannibals HATE the taste of fish.

[CharlieOK1]

no good restaurants, apparently

[Responsibility2nd]

Not weird and perverted enough.

So they booked Chaz Bono.

[Elpasser]

Depravity meets depravity.