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Caption FLOTUS at the US Open
09/09/11

Posted on 09/09/2011 3:08:38 PM PDT by Baladas



TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Sports
KEYWORDS: michelleobama; sasquatch; tennis; usopen; vanity
LOL.
1 posted on 09/09/2011 3:08:42 PM PDT by Baladas
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To: Baladas

“This ain’t a hoola hoop. One of my earrings fell out.”


2 posted on 09/09/2011 3:09:58 PM PDT by edge919
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To: Baladas

Huge a$$es and tight pants don’t mix well.


3 posted on 09/09/2011 3:11:23 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Baladas
Sadly, this is one of the better pictures of her.

4 posted on 09/09/2011 3:12:39 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Baladas

“I’ve crushed quite a fuzzy balls in my time.”


5 posted on 09/09/2011 3:13:35 PM PDT by edge919
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To: Baladas

Good grief, will this cow do anything in front of a camera?


6 posted on 09/09/2011 3:13:58 PM PDT by mom4melody
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To: Baladas
Here's all the caption you need:

They're both dorks.

7 posted on 09/09/2011 3:15:29 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: mom4melody

Auntie Ester lives!


8 posted on 09/09/2011 3:15:32 PM PDT by funfan
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To: edge919

"I can't hit the ball, but at least I didn't wear granny pants like my husband did at the baseball game."
9 posted on 09/09/2011 3:17:49 PM PDT by edge919
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To: mnehring

“Get me on the plane to Monaco, or your balls are next...ungrateful f’n taxpayers!” says Moochelle Antoinette Soetero.


10 posted on 09/09/2011 3:19:03 PM PDT by LachlanMinnesota (Which are you? A producer, a looter, or a moocher of wealth?)
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To: edge919

Notice the sign in the back ground. Michelle’s losing to children who are 10 and under.


11 posted on 09/09/2011 3:19:27 PM PDT by edge919
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To: LachlanMinnesota

When she gets her butt behind her serve, the ball speed is about 300 mph.


12 posted on 09/09/2011 3:21:27 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: edge919

(Black dude to McEnroe (in background)): "I haven't seen an ass that big since you used to play."
13 posted on 09/09/2011 3:21:37 PM PDT by edge919
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To: edge919

"Back off, Malia. I'm your mother. You have to let me hit one."
14 posted on 09/09/2011 3:24:31 PM PDT by edge919
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To: funfan

LOL!!! One of my favorite lines from S&S, when Fred (for once) would not say anything mean to Aunt Esther: “It’s Be Kind to Ugly People Month.”


15 posted on 09/09/2011 3:28:24 PM PDT by cld51860 (Oderint dum metuant)
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To: bigbob

Mandals

16 posted on 09/09/2011 3:29:13 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: edge919
(Michelle, learning to keep score): "Love-love ... love food."
17 posted on 09/09/2011 3:29:39 PM PDT by edge919
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To: edge919

I missed that shot of McEnroe in the background..would

bet he could have beat Nadal two ways from Sunday

Nice..a little comedy at the Open today


18 posted on 09/09/2011 3:35:26 PM PDT by Harold Shea (RVN `70 - `71)
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To: Baladas

Good news for Serena. Standing next to MO makes her look beautiful.


19 posted on 09/09/2011 3:44:01 PM PDT by vrwc54
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To: edge919

Well, she’s more attractive than the Williams sisters.


20 posted on 09/09/2011 3:53:18 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: Baladas

Blogs go on and on about her tennis “know-how”.

Where’s the VIDEO???

Still shots don’t show sports “know-how”.


21 posted on 09/09/2011 3:56:10 PM PDT by Mrs.Z
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To: mnehring

I am convinced she has has a breast reduction. Her boobs are way to small for the rest of her body, especially having been preggers twice.

Not important, just one of those things I notice.


22 posted on 09/09/2011 3:57:42 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Retired Greyhound
looks like the boy has spent some time on his knees...
23 posted on 09/09/2011 4:10:44 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Baladas

Those pictures don’t need captions to earn a “LOL”!


24 posted on 09/09/2011 4:18:02 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Only two things come out of the DemocRAT Party. Fears and Smears.)
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To: Baladas

FLOTUS Camel Toe.


25 posted on 09/09/2011 4:21:25 PM PDT by Raebie (WS)
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To: edge919


What's Polamalu doing there? Shouldn't he be getting ready for the Steelers game?
26 posted on 09/09/2011 4:27:06 PM PDT by crosshairs (If Sharia Law becomes the law of the land, heads are gonna roll.)
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To: cld51860

Thanks for that I am having a cruddy day and when I saw your post it made me laugh. They don’t make tv like they used too.


27 posted on 09/09/2011 4:33:14 PM PDT by funfan
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To: Baladas

You stay CLASSY, Moochelle!!


28 posted on 09/09/2011 4:33:54 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion is the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: edge919

he’s using a ball that 10 year olds and UNDER use!!! OMG!! The POTEMPKIN Presidency.


29 posted on 09/09/2011 4:35:45 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion is the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Retired Greyhound

NOT only Mandals, but a CUBAN OLD MAN’s SHIRT!


30 posted on 09/09/2011 4:38:13 PM PDT by Ann Archy ( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

She’s a MAN, baby!!!


31 posted on 09/09/2011 4:39:07 PM PDT by Ann Archy ( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Baladas

Where is the on switch?


32 posted on 09/09/2011 4:55:59 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Baladas
This must be Oprah's boob belt.


33 posted on 09/09/2011 4:57:51 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Baladas

That b one big as camel toe.


34 posted on 09/09/2011 5:06:38 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) Obammy is little more than a quota boy with a teleprompter)
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To: Baladas
Why the *bleep* is she hula-hooping at a tennis venue?


Wrong Sport - Do-Over

35 posted on 09/09/2011 5:08:27 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Agenda21: Dept. of Life, Dept. of Liberty and the Dept. of Happiness)
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To: Baladas

She’s sure milking this loathsome FLOTUS gig for all its worth!


36 posted on 09/09/2011 5:10:52 PM PDT by EDINVA ( Jimmy McMillan '12: because RENT'S TOO DAMN HIGH)
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To: mnehring
Sadly, this is one of the better pictures of her.

I thought that too.

37 posted on 09/09/2011 5:21:01 PM PDT by newzjunkey (Will racist demagogue Andre Carson be censured by the House?)
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To: Retired Greyhound

What a disgusting and complete joke of a picture.
I know a lot of men wear them, but I think outside of being at the beach, or the pool men should not wear sandals in public. Men’s feet are disgusting (speaking as a guy), and I think it is incredibly poor fashion taste, and decorum as President that he be seen like this.
But of course “No Class” is the definition of this idiot, and the large “Moochy” one.


38 posted on 09/09/2011 6:24:54 PM PDT by rikkir (I had to show my college transcripts to get my job, why doesn't the imposter in chief have to?)
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To: Retired Greyhound

I would guess he wears a 26/36 pant.


39 posted on 09/09/2011 6:41:27 PM PDT by proudtobeanamerican1 (A house divided against itself cannot stand.” Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Baladas

40 posted on 09/09/2011 9:19:27 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: mnehring

“The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”


41 posted on 09/09/2011 9:21:39 PM PDT by Stonewall Jackson (Democrats: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.")
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