Posted on 09/10/2011 12:49:18 PM PDT by illiac
you need to read this ^^^
I’ve thought about getting a Taser, which is like the device described in the post except you shoot the probes into the attacker rather than walking up to him and pushing them in.
My latest idea is to buy a 45 caliber revolver called The Judge that will also take .410 shotgun shells. Nonlethal loads can be put in the shells, or the first couple of rounds could be nonlethal and the rest more penetrating.
A friend said many intruders would disappear when they heard the click when you cocked the firing pin, and the terrific noise and flash from the gun, even if you shot a blank, would give them a disorienting scare, as for all they would know in the first few seconds, a bullet just went into their guts.
- Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone
aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gasp.
Thanks for the laugh, really needed it.
“Don’t taze yourself! Don’t taze yourself, bro! Don’t taze yourself...don’t taze yourself, bro! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Now thats funny. You're actually supposed to try them out on your wife, before you primed her with several beers and before she agreed to it.
Minor typo in your recommendation. Fixed it for ya, no charge. 8<)
Funny...I was in Larry’s Pistol & Pawn shop the day before yesterday.
I should have expected this from you. LOL
Robert, how do you stay married? lol Hilarious story -
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