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Would have been 30 burglaries, but they encountered a lion ( Philadelphia )
INQUIRER ^ | Sep. 16, 2011 | Mari A. Schaefer

Posted on 09/16/2011 2:37:11 PM PDT by george76

A pair of lesbian lovers have admitted to burglarizing 29 homes but passed up one house where they encountered a lion...Harley Rose Gifford and Britney Singleton, both 19 ...Police were continuing to check the home that reportedly held the lion. The owners are not home...

The majority of thefts happened during daylight hours. The pair entered the homes through unlocked first floor windows. After they looted the houses, they either walked or took public transportation home, said Michael J. Chitwood, superintendent of police..

All of the homes were ransacked. In one burglary the pair left with a 55-inch flat screen television and lugged it back to their apartment.

Chitwood dubbed them the "Thelma and Louise bandits" and said they were lovers.

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Police also recovered a hookah pipe and marijuana but, do not expect the original owners to claim those items.

(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: hookahpipe; marijuana; ugly

1 posted on 09/16/2011 2:37:18 PM PDT by george76
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To: george76

29 burglaries...

Wow... and in England...

They could receive a sentence in excess of a month in jail, maybe as high as 2 months.

Why did they take the risk?


2 posted on 09/16/2011 2:40:30 PM PDT by samtheman (Palin. In your heart you know she's right.)
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To: george76

You know, if they outlaw lions, only criminals will have lions.


3 posted on 09/16/2011 3:02:26 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: george76
Chitwood?
4 posted on 09/16/2011 3:16:59 PM PDT by RitchieAprile
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To: TheThirdRuffian

More lions, less lesbian looters


5 posted on 09/16/2011 3:41:21 PM PDT by scottinoc
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To: george76
Reading lion expression is crucial...


6 posted on 09/16/2011 4:01:35 PM PDT by Daffynition (“'There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.'” ~ Homer)
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To: george76
All that pops in my mind, and am wondering, were the lesbians cougars?


7 posted on 09/16/2011 4:03:10 PM PDT by Daffynition (“'There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.'” ~ Homer)
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To: george76

Mark Levin made a great point about this story. He said the “Philadelphia Enquirer” is THE most liberal newsrag out there. “So why do they make the story about 2 lesbian lovers”? “Does that really matter?” If these pinheaded libs are all about inclusion, diversity, tolerance, why make the lesbian portion stand out? If they were dem congressman there wouldn’t be a word said.


8 posted on 09/16/2011 4:19:37 PM PDT by albie
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Don’t bother to post pictures. They look as you would imagine.


9 posted on 09/16/2011 4:31:29 PM PDT by bleach (If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
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To: george76
Sometimes, the pussy eats you.
10 posted on 09/16/2011 4:41:42 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: albie
“So why do they make the story about 2 lesbian lovers”? “Does that really matter?”

Ok, here's the thing: part of the gay agenda is to keep homosexuality in your face regardless of the reason or cause.

They will make gays so everpresent in media that you will no longer even notice them. The fact that an uber-liberal rag trips all over itself to point out the perpetrators are lesbians without even remembering to tell you what COUNTRY they're in makes perfect sense.

11 posted on 09/16/2011 4:52:08 PM PDT by stormhill
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To: george76

Homosexuals are born that way.....thieves that is.


12 posted on 09/16/2011 6:06:05 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: andy58-in-nh
Sometimes, the pussy eats you.

Few things make me laugh out loud, but your comment sure did. Thanks.

13 posted on 09/16/2011 8:24:36 PM PDT by OldPossum
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