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Chinese condoms too small for South Africans
http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-condoms-too-small-south-africans-report-103954238.html ^

Posted on 09/17/2011 4:31:37 PM PDT by dit_xi

A South African court has blocked the government from buying 11 million Chinese condoms, saying they are too small, a newspaper reported Friday.

The finance ministry had awarded a contract to a firm called Siqamba Medical, which planned to buy the Phoenurse condoms from China, the Beeld newspaper said.

A rival firm, Sekunjalo Investments Corporation, turned to the High Court in Pretoria after losing the bid, arguing that their condoms were 20 percent larger than the Chinese ones.

Judge Sulet Potterill blocked the deal with Siqamba, ruling that the condoms were too small, made from the wrong material, and were not approved by the World Health Organisation, the paper said.

South Africa has more HIV infections than any country in the world, with 5.38 million of its 50 million people carrying the virus.

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KEYWORDS: china; chinese; condoms
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Larry Sinclair said in his book Obama’s resembles a pencil.


41 posted on 09/17/2011 6:24:13 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: dit_xi

This is news?

Chinese comdoms are most likely too small for any other nation in the world.


42 posted on 09/17/2011 6:27:22 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: nopardons

Good point. All the guys, or just the black guys?


43 posted on 09/17/2011 6:45:31 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: BobL
That explains why you don’t see too many American women hooked up with Chinese guys...

Actually, as Chinese and Asian men become wealthier in America and around the world, I am seeing more of the other way around. In another 30 years, who knows .... ;)

Also, alot of guys here (in the US and on the FR) like talking about this subject as it relates to China or Asia since they prefer not to talk about how it relates in America or the West. For example, the phrase, "Once you go black, you never want to go back" was a term coined by white women in regards to dating black males here in the US :)

44 posted on 09/17/2011 7:10:29 PM PDT by ponder life
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To: RichInOC
Every single person, male or female, though this article is just about men/boys, born in RSA, is an AFRICAN......no matter what race or religion they belong to. And fyi......quite a few people who live in RSA, citizen or not, were born on the continent of Africa, which also makes them, YES, ALL OF THEM, African!

And calling someone an "African American" is a new term, which was promulgated by Jesse Jackson,not all that long ago.

Look, let's make this easy......any person born in France, Italy, Spain, etc. is a EUROPEAN. WHY? Because they were born on that continent. Yes, they're also an Italian, or Spaniard, etc., but then again, someone born in Kenya is a Kenyan AND an African, as well.

But back to South Africa...........every single one born there, IS an African as well as a South African! Whites, who have an ancestry of the first settlers ( the Dutch and French Huguenots ) are also called BOERS and/or Afrikaners. Those whites who came much later, with the invading Brits, aren't;but they are still Africans and South Africans as well.

This is really NOT "difficult". :-)

45 posted on 09/17/2011 7:33:24 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: dit_xi
condoms were too small, made from the wrong material,

Sounds like they may have been balloons.

46 posted on 09/17/2011 7:50:43 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: dit_xi

Here’s a classic example of why we have stereotypes...Because they’re true!!!


47 posted on 09/17/2011 8:22:58 PM PDT by WePledge (Ich werde fur immer ein Hollenhund werden. Semper Fidelis)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

The Chinese Politburo threatened to mount a sizable retaliation. The Red Chinese Army troops were seen pitching tents and saluting their flags at the South African border.


48 posted on 09/17/2011 8:42:33 PM PDT by dit_xi
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To: RnMomof7

“the smaller the penis the higher the intelligence..”

I camnot onnerstant which yuo arr sayign. Cuud yuu put it inna simpellr whords fer mee?


49 posted on 09/17/2011 8:48:02 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: dit_xi

I read somewhere that these were actually female condoms - did anybody else see anything about that? If so, that would mean the condoms were too small for the female, not the male?


50 posted on 09/17/2011 8:49:38 PM PDT by decisis
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To: null and void

“How Long is a Chinaman...”

From what I hear not very long at all. But still much longer and stronger than a muzzie! The next major war will be fought to see who has the longer dong!


51 posted on 09/17/2011 9:03:25 PM PDT by Bluebeard16
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To: DemforBush

“One only wonders what knockoff material they’re using in the production process. It could well be that, aside from sizing issues, they are ineffective against STD’s as well.”

I betcha the Chinese have used a “special” powder in them and that is why the African men’s penis’ are disappearing. Here one minute and gone the next. Yeah it’s a master plan by the Chinese to make every African male a eunch and thereby wiping out a total country. Start that rumor over there and just watch the fireworks! You know how superitious they all are!

LOL


52 posted on 09/17/2011 9:15:17 PM PDT by Bluebeard16
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To: nopardons

Oh man now you went and did it. Made me think about Thresa, give me one more drink, Kerry!


53 posted on 09/17/2011 9:21:17 PM PDT by Bluebeard16
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To: Bluebeard16

Sorry about that.....though it’s your memory and not anything I wrote, that made you think of old Terry “ketchup” Kerry. :-)


54 posted on 09/17/2011 9:33:36 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: dit_xi

This article made my day!


55 posted on 09/17/2011 9:46:42 PM PDT by coldphoenix
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To: dit_xi

“That’s INCHES, not centimeters. Re-read the spec!!!!”


56 posted on 09/17/2011 10:23:25 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: null and void

Yes, he is.


57 posted on 09/17/2011 10:31:27 PM PDT by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: Bluebeard16

That would actually be pretty hilarious to witness, the terror as the Africans freak out and start attacking the Chinese who reside in SA right now.


58 posted on 09/18/2011 2:20:12 AM PDT by Niuhuru (The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
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To: null and void; SortaBichy

A gal I knew years ago was married to an Asian.....she jokingly (perhaps) referred to him as “Rice Dick”.


59 posted on 09/18/2011 5:32:26 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: nopardons
Anyone,regardless of race, born in South Africa is an African!

hear! hear! I have friends from S. Africa and Zimbabwe who are of English or Boer or Polish origin, pale white, but they are proud Africans and feel strong ties to Africa.

60 posted on 09/22/2011 1:36:52 AM PDT by Cronos (www.forfiter.com)
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