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Woman Accused Of Stealing Hearse
http://www.wlky.com/news/29253520/detail.html ^
| 9/21/2011
| WLKY
Posted on 09/21/2011 7:24:49 AM PDT by Morgana
BECKLEY, W.Va. -- A West Virginia woman is accused of stealing a hearse containing a body from a funeral home.
Beckley police tell media outlets the hearse's driver left the vehicle's door ajar and the engine running outside a local funeral Tuesday while he went to unlock the door to the building.
Angela Dehart, of Beaver, is accused of taking the hearse and driving it home. Police found the hearse and the body a couple hours later.
Police say the 23-year-old Dehart told investigators she and another person had been in the area in another vehicle. She got out of that vehicle and took the hearse.
DeHart faces charges of grand larceny and displacement of a body.
There was no telephone listing for Dehart in the Beaver area.
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hearse; napl; stealing; theft; wva
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posted on
09/21/2011 7:24:52 AM PDT
by
Morgana
To: Slings and Arrows
S & A, I think I just don't wanna know!!!
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posted on
09/21/2011 7:27:46 AM PDT
by
Morgana
(I don't speak much...............but when I do....)
To: Morgana
Hey, we string up hearse thieves around here, pardner.
To: Morgana; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
That was dead wrong.
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posted on
09/21/2011 7:39:40 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Morgana; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; Slings and Arrows
To: kingcanuteus
You stole my wife, you hearse theif!
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posted on
09/21/2011 7:45:17 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(I can only be series in a parallel universe.)
To: Morgana
Well, most people would die just to get a ride in one...
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posted on
09/21/2011 7:49:58 AM PDT
by
Jack of all Trades
(Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
To: Morgana
8
posted on
09/21/2011 7:51:55 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
("Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8")
To: Slings and Arrows
Oh MAN! How’s she going to haul her Goth rock band around now?
To: Slings and Arrows
Some people will do anything to get a date.
10
posted on
09/21/2011 7:59:36 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
To: Morgana
Whisky for my men, and beer for my hearses!
11
posted on
09/21/2011 8:00:14 AM PDT
by
patton
(I am sure that I have done dumber things in my life, but at the moment, I am unable to recall them.)
To: Morgana
“Dang it Angela, I told you to steal a *horse*!”
12
posted on
09/21/2011 8:01:33 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
(atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
To: Morgana
A woman from Beaver driving a stiff, yes I said that.
13
posted on
09/21/2011 8:02:05 AM PDT
by
montyspython
(This thread needs more cowbell)
To: Morgana
She’s been dying to have one for years...
14
posted on
09/21/2011 8:06:05 AM PDT
by
Free Vulcan
(Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead.)
To: patton
15
posted on
09/21/2011 8:08:52 AM PDT
by
A. Morgan
(Ayn Rand: "You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.")
To: Morgana
I guess you could say she was cheating death?
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posted on
09/21/2011 8:14:18 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
To: Morgana
Some people will do anything to stop the coffin.
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posted on
09/21/2011 8:19:40 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
To: Morgana
There was no telephone listing for Dehart in the Beaver area. Odd place to be looking for a phone number...........oh, wait.....
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posted on
09/21/2011 8:23:20 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
To: OB1kNOb
Boy, this thread has gone dead all of a sudden.......
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posted on
09/21/2011 8:24:19 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
To: OB1kNOb
Oh, well, you know - no point flogging a dead hearse.
20
posted on
09/21/2011 8:31:36 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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