Posted on 09/23/2011 11:33:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Bradenton, Florida -- When an alleged prostitute put an undercover officer on the spot, he was prepared with a rubber... rubber set of genitals to be exact.
Manatee County deputies were conducting a prostitution sting on the night of September 14, when 31-year-old Christina Vavra reportedly got into an undercover deputy's unmarked vehicle.
According to Vavra's arrest report, the undercover deputy asked how much it would cost for oral sex, to which she replied, "You get however much you think you need."
After stopping to get cash, the undercover deputy put several 20-dollar bills in a cupholder, asking that she not take it all so he could have some left over for groceries.
As they exited a parking lot, Vavra reportedly asked the officer to expose his penis. The deputy pulled out a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and put a condom on it.
The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard.
After saying he was uncomfortable doing this while driving, he pulled into another parking lot. The deputy again asked for a price, which Vavra allegedly replied $20 for oral sex.
With the suspect giving a price, deputies were finally able to take her into custody.
Vavra has had a history of prostitution arrests in Manatee and Sarasota counties.
(Excerpt) Read more at bradenton.wtsp.com ...
...dentata.
Thats what she said!
To find out you’ll have file a Freedom-Of-Insemination-Act request.
Did I already mention Chaz Bono?
Actually I think that is Tom Cruz LoL
Snorkeling for L Ron Hoover LoL
Still these cops are very creepy.
Yark!
Surprised they don't have dildos glued to the hoods of their patrol cars, lots of laughs to be had at the donut shop.
We live in very odd times.
I don’t care to which thread you meant to post that, it belongs here.
Don't you hate when you're receiving oral sex while driving on your condom-covered, replica penis and a possom runs in front of you?
I hate when that happens.
Under those circumstances, I don’t brake for possums.
Cats, maybe.
consider the following:
I think if the undercover cop exposes himself the prostitute
can’t be charged, since her alibi would be that she
was turned on by the exposure, and just really just
wanted sex only...so it can’t be prostitution. Once she
names the price, exposure or not...she can be charged.
If the cop doesn’t want to be exposed to the diseases
these ladies often carry...using a fake genital set is
not a bad idea...putting a condom on keeps the prostie
from knowing that the genital is a fake.(although she
looks like she is starting on the “methamphetamine” face
change process, and may be sorta out of her mind)...
...just a thought...on the other hand...the cops’ gotta
have some kind of “funkay way” to be doing that type police
activity
This just make me realize that I lead such a boring life.
Why do I suspect this entire mess was conducted on a federal grant and overtime money.
Same thing always happens to me, but usually the possom is in the car, I have to slam on the brakes for a rubber penis in the road. Once in a while, it’s the prostitute who is in the road and I have to slam on the brakes for her. Once, it was me in the road, and the possom wouldn’t brake.
Are they really expecting us to believe that Varva could not tell it was a fake penis?
I believe the officer might be carrying a fake one just in case he got caught. Creepy!
And now I will never again see his mug without that phrase passing through my mind.
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