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Moose Gut Pile Leads to Alaska Bear Mauling
Sep 22, 2011
| Craig Medred
Posted on 09/24/2011 8:43:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Moose gut pile leads to Alaska bear mauling
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheese; moose; sister
I don’t even want to click on that link. The title doesn’t sound good...
He even talked to that bear. He said, 'Mr. Bear, I don't want any trouble.'" The tactic didn't work.
I'll remember that.
posted on 09/24/2011 8:49:29 PM PDT
(The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
Happiness is a warm gut pile.
posted on 09/24/2011 8:50:07 PM PDT
(To properly protect your family you need a bible, a twelve gauge and a pig.)
"They don't listen very well"
Being grizzlies, they don't waste time with idle chatter.
posted on 09/24/2011 9:16:09 PM PDT
(fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
posted on 09/24/2011 9:20:52 PM PDT
When one guts a moose in AK or griz country, get that meat out of there ASAP. If left overnight, one is just asking for trouble the next morning.
Two things a griz will not do, 1) give up the trail. 2) give up a kill. (once a griz starts feeding, like it or not, it is then their kill)
posted on 09/24/2011 9:29:28 PM PDT
by Sea Parrot
(Democrats creation of the entitlement class will prove out to be their very own Frankenstein monster)
He waited until the bear was only 10 feet from him before he shot.
Even I know better than that.
posted on 09/24/2011 9:37:21 PM PDT
(Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.)
The title doesnt sound good...
But you have to admit, Moose Gut Pile would be an excellent name for a rock band.
posted on 09/24/2011 9:44:01 PM PDT
Sounds like the strategy the MSM and RINOs are trying to adopt with Palin (hope she'll go away on her own).
posted on 09/24/2011 10:06:15 PM PDT
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
Moose Gut Pile does have a certain primitive sounding charm to it, somewhat like Head Smashed In.
posted on 09/24/2011 10:40:06 PM PDT
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
I don’t even need to read the article. The title alone has provided the epiphany I’ve been seeking my whole life. Thanks for posting: I can die in peace now.
posted on 09/24/2011 11:09:49 PM PDT
by dagogo redux
(A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
What is not said in the story was that he was carrying and had not used bear spray.
In NO case has bear spray been unsuccessful at sending a bear away.
Just the opposite. It has worked 100% of the time. NO attacks, no deaths, no injuries when used. So a far better record than trying to use a gun!
Everyone should have some in the back country, and at home...
No, I do not have any interest in a bear spray retailer or manufacturer. Just the facts are too great to ignore. Bear spray works 100% of the time!
Few things in life are as certain as bear spray working to prevent bear attacks.
posted on 09/25/2011 12:08:35 AM PDT
((((It was ALL about SCOTUS. Most forget about that and HAVE DOOMED us for a generation or more.))))
"...moose gut pile would be an excellent name for a rock band,"
Believe it or not there is a metal band named "I Fought a Bear, Once".
posted on 09/25/2011 3:52:00 AM PDT
by tal hajus
("Thank you sir. May I have another?" GOP)
Maybe he should have tried “grinnin' it to death”
posted on 09/25/2011 4:54:24 AM PDT
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