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PETA headquarters vandalized with dead fish and crabs
Virginia Pilot ^ | Tim McGlone

Posted on 09/25/2011 3:01:43 PM PDT by Jonah Hex

The Norfolk headquarters of People for the Ethical treatment of Animals was vandalized this weekend when someone dumped dead fish and crabs outside the building.

PETA employees found the foul mess Sunday. Someone had also smeared fish.

(Excerpt) Read more at hamptonroads.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fish; napl; peta; tidewatercrabs; virginia
Folks, the jokes just write themselves...
1 posted on 09/25/2011 3:01:51 PM PDT by Jonah Hex
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To: Jonah Hex; Allegra
Someone had also smeared fish.

Fish go bad really quickly and smell bad when they do!

There, I smeared fish too.

I didn't say a word about potatoes.

2 posted on 09/25/2011 3:05:39 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: Jonah Hex

“Folks, the jokes just write themselves...”

Too easy...fish...barrel...


3 posted on 09/25/2011 3:06:39 PM PDT by jessduntno (Obama shanks. America tanks.)
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To: Jonah Hex

I tried to get people to send them balogna by mail once, I called it MEAT PETA WEEK. lol


4 posted on 09/25/2011 3:08:16 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Jonah Hex

That there is funny.....I don’t care who you are.


5 posted on 09/25/2011 3:08:28 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: humblegunner

The little punks can’t breathe air and don’t even have eyelids.

Stinkin water dwellers.


6 posted on 09/25/2011 3:09:24 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: Jonah Hex

I bet it still smelled better than the female PETA workers.


7 posted on 09/25/2011 3:11:12 PM PDT by struggle
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To: Jonah Hex

Ok, I’ll stay away from PETA to avoid crabs’ then...


8 posted on 09/25/2011 3:11:36 PM PDT by max americana (FUBO NATION 2012 FK BARAK)
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To: Jonah Hex

They are not “fish” - Remember, PETA calls them “Sea Kittens.”

As for crabs, they just call their staff....


9 posted on 09/25/2011 3:17:59 PM PDT by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
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To: Jonah Hex

Love it, because those people have no sense of humor....I used to have to do service calls there at the Norfolk office, and would try to show up in leather, eating a hotdog...if they wanted their server back up, they had to let me in.


10 posted on 09/25/2011 3:21:19 PM PDT by coolbreeze (giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teen-age boys.)
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To: Jonah Hex

Tragic. Those poor crabs.

Personally, I’d rather have eaten them.


11 posted on 09/25/2011 3:27:08 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: Jonah Hex; humblegunner
Someone had also smeared fish.

I had a smeared fish sandwich once.

It wasn't very good.

12 posted on 09/25/2011 3:29:47 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Allegra
I had a smeared fish sandwich once. It wasn't very good.

"Mmmmmm....smeared fish..."


13 posted on 09/25/2011 3:32:33 PM PDT by Niteflyr ("The number one goal in life is to parent yourself" Carl Jung)
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To: Jonah Hex

I don’t know about smeared fish, but you can always find full cases of crabs at any p.e.t.a. office.


14 posted on 09/25/2011 3:38:17 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: Jonah Hex
Someone had also smeared fish

Has anyone notified AttachWatch.com

15 posted on 09/25/2011 3:50:01 PM PDT by Drill Thrawl (0 - 537 They ALL must go.)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg

Dr. Zoidberg knows that. I... don’t know what to say...


16 posted on 09/25/2011 3:54:51 PM PDT by Moose Burger
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To: Moose Burger

I’m a doctor, it’s my job to know these things.


17 posted on 09/25/2011 4:12:36 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: Cicero
Tragic. Those poor crabs.

Personally, I’d rather have eaten them.

There are several good jokes in there, all of which would get me banned. :)

18 posted on 09/25/2011 4:16:45 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Jonah Hex

How is this any different from PETA dumping dead dogs?


19 posted on 09/25/2011 4:24:36 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Disgusted with the establishment GOP and their enablers.)
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To: Jonah Hex

Feed PETA to the worms then dig the worms up for catching more fish.


20 posted on 09/25/2011 4:33:58 PM PDT by equaviator ("There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
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To: PGR88
They are not “fish” - Remember, PETA calls them “Sea Kittens.”

Bad kitty!!


21 posted on 09/25/2011 5:09:55 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: Jonah Hex

“The building is on Front Street along the Elizabeth River”

They may have just migrated there, knowing that PETA are animal lovers


22 posted on 09/25/2011 5:32:04 PM PDT by Figment ("A communist is someone who reads Marx.An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx" R Reagan)
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To: Jonah Hex
Bumping this for the morning freepers...interesting comments at the Virginia Pilot site. :-)
23 posted on 09/26/2011 4:25:59 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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To: Jonah Hex

Actual fish market sign seen in National Lampoon’s True Facts section
NEVER MIND THE CHICKEN HONEY, I’M
COMING HOME WITH THE CRABS


24 posted on 09/26/2011 10:41:05 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Jonah Hex

Are we sure that the PETAs did not kill them?


25 posted on 09/26/2011 10:47:09 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
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To: Allegra

The only thing fish should be smeared with is...tartar sauce.

A Zip’s Drive-In (of Spokane) Fishwich with their home-made tartar sauce...Mmmmmmm.

As for PETA.....Nah, I’d get banned.


26 posted on 09/26/2011 10:54:55 AM PDT by hoagy62 ("Polls are for strippers and cross-country skiers”~Sarah Louise Palin)
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To: Jonah Hex; Slings and Arrows

this thread is useless with out pics


27 posted on 09/26/2011 12:16:15 PM PDT by Morgana ("Since using your shampoo my hair has come alive!" ----Medusa)
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To: coolbreeze

“and would try to show up in leather, eating a hotdog”

A hotdog? hotdog? dude! why not a steak? I mean for real go all out.


28 posted on 09/26/2011 12:18:33 PM PDT by Morgana ("Since using your shampoo my hair has come alive!" ----Medusa)
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To: Morgana
this thread is useless with out pics

Ask, and you shall receive...

29 posted on 09/26/2011 1:27:31 PM PDT by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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To: Morgana; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Sea Kitten ping!


30 posted on 09/26/2011 2:16:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Jonah Hex

Norfolk Eh? That’s not far from where I live. LOLOLOL! I would have loved to see that!


31 posted on 09/26/2011 2:23:56 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Tapuchim udvash l'Rosh Hashanah! L'Shanah Tovah!)
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To: Jonah Hex

Someone may have dumped the fish, but I bet PETA already had the crabs.


32 posted on 09/26/2011 3:40:53 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOs!!!)
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To: Jonah Hex

PETA has crabs?
You’d think that with as often as they shuck their clothes....


33 posted on 09/26/2011 3:54:46 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Morgana

A hotdog? hotdog? dude! why not a steak? I mean for real go all out.

...Well...I kinda had my hands full of tools and parts, and why waste a steak on these freaks!


34 posted on 09/26/2011 4:06:43 PM PDT by coolbreeze (giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teen-age boys.)
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