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Woman Accused of Stealing Hearse With Body Inside
KTLA ^ | September 21, 2011

Posted on 09/26/2011 12:34:51 AM PDT by nickcarraway

A 23-year old woman is accused of stealing a hearse containing the body of an 85-year-old woman.

Police say the hearse's driver left the vehicle's door open and the engine running outside a funeral home Tuesday while he went to unlock the door to the building.

After he stepped away, police say Angela Dehart jumped into the hearse and took off.

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She reportedly told investigators she and her girlfriend were arguing in another car and she got angry and decided to leave in the hearse.

Police found the hearse and the body a couple hours later outside DeHart's house.

DeHart faces charges of grand larceny and displacement of a body.


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beaver; hearse; homosexualagenda; lesbian; lesbians; theft; westvirginia; wva
They have her dead-to-rights.
1 posted on 09/26/2011 12:34:55 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Good thing it wasn’t a horse with a body inside.


2 posted on 09/26/2011 12:42:13 AM PDT by yup2394871293
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To: nickcarraway; fieldmarshaldj

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE


3 posted on 09/26/2011 12:46:27 AM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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To: nickcarraway

There would be a lot less of this if we still hung hearse thieves.


4 posted on 09/26/2011 12:53:04 AM PDT by PalmettoMason ("The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.")
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To: PalmettoMason

The other FR thread on this had a better title. Something like “Lesbian Steals Hearse with Body inside Heads to Beaver”. (Beaver, West Virgina that is).


5 posted on 09/26/2011 1:01:27 AM PDT by 21twelve (Obama Recreating the New Deal: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts)
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To: All

it happened in Beckley, WV.


6 posted on 09/26/2011 1:56:19 AM PDT by Armedanddangerous
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To: nickcarraway

In Florida this would have resulted in the driver who left the vehicle running being ticketed and it would be unlikely to be prosecuted as a theft.


7 posted on 09/26/2011 3:16:46 AM PDT by Neidermeyer
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To: 21twelve

“A hearse is a hearse!” she cursed, she cursed,

And no one would steal a hearse so terse,

Unless the verse about the hearse is the.....

(Can’t go on. Somebody please finish it. Too early...)


8 posted on 09/26/2011 4:06:06 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport all Muslims. Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind.")
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To: nickcarraway

Some people go to great lengths to use the HOV lanes on the freeways.


9 posted on 09/26/2011 4:55:48 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: 21twelve; PalmettoMason; All

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2781566/posts


10 posted on 09/26/2011 12:11:53 PM PDT by Morgana ("Since using your shampoo my hair has come alive!" ----Medusa)
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To: Morgana; PalmettoMason

Here’s the thread title I was thinking of. (Even better than I recalled!)

Lesbian Steals Hearse With a Stiff Inside and Heads Toward Beaver

The Smoking Gun via IowntheWorld dot com ^ | September 21, 2011

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2781815/posts


11 posted on 09/26/2011 12:20:12 PM PDT by 21twelve (Obama Recreating the New Deal: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts)
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To: nickcarraway

This had been posted with a better original title and less misleading content.

First of all, it wasn’t a “woman”, it was a lesbo.

Next, there was no “body” in the hearse, it was a “stiff”.

And finally, the hometown of the criminal was named Beaver.


12 posted on 09/26/2011 12:24:58 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: 21twelve; PalmettoMason; Slings and Arrows; Chode

Lesbian Steals Hearse With a Stiff Inside and Heads Toward Beaver

The Smoking Gun via IowntheWorld dot com ^ | September 21, 2011

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2781815/posts

I would never imagine a hearse with a body, a lesbian, and a beaver in the same story but yea this is beyond funny


13 posted on 09/26/2011 1:35:58 PM PDT by Morgana ("Since using your shampoo my hair has come alive!" ----Medusa)
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To: Morgana
i'm gonna pass as anything i say would prolly be grounds for dismissal...
14 posted on 09/26/2011 2:45:30 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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