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Posted on 09/28/2011 4:49:49 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler
A foreigner, a Muslim and a Marxist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. President?"
Funnier when it was posted a year or so ago
Get me a new wife that isn’t called WIDE LOAD.
I like Greg Guttfield’s joke.
Q. What do you call someone who voted for Obama in 08 but won’t vote for him now?
A. A racist.
Funnier now that he has been unmasked!
Mooche-elle was walking down the street with a duck under her arm.
A passing drunk, stopped and said “Where’d you get the pig?”
She said, “It’s not a pig . . . it’s a duck>”
He said, “I was talking to the duck.”
Oh yeah like I’m going to do a search on a vanity.
First Duck ping
I like the presentation better this time. Some people are just better with inflections.
haha. Not bad. Keep ‘em coming.
I heard that a Christian, a Muslim, a black man, a white man and a communist walk into the bar. The bartender says - “what can I you, Mr. President”.
Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.
Stop me if you heard this one before..Obama loses the election in the largest landside in the history of America so he decides to start a farm in Venezuela. So, he is going to need a few things to get started. A chicken, a rooster, and a donkey....
Get me a new wife that isnt called WIDE LOAD.
....or as my husband always says he agreed to for better or
worse, but there was no mention of the extra 30%
I put some stuff the doctor gave me on it and it cleared right up.
What’s really sad is that not six-months after Ombama’s visit - the guy’s bar went out of business.
I love your books.
Thanks Jeff Chandler.
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