'It just seems so watery': Anderson Cooper tries coffee for the FIRST time ever... and isn't a fan

Daily Mail UK ^ | September 29, 2011 | Chris Johnson

[GladesGuru]

Send the Nancy Boy to Miami and give him a ‘colada’.

Real coffee, Cuban style.

PS For about a buck, one can also get a ‘cafe con leche’, and with both of these available all over Miami for such bargain prices, who needs FiveBucks and the Liberal Arts majors working as “baristas”?

[oh8eleven]

'It just seems so watery'
You're supposed to drink it before the enema.

[US_MilitaryRules]

I don’t like coffee either. I drink a Diet Coke or 2 every morning. : )

[Hatteras]

"For many, a cup of coffee offers an essential kick-start to the day.

But it seems this is not the case for American newsman Anderson Cooper..."

Not the case for me either. I hate coffee. So does that make me gay as well?

Petty and childish.

[dfwgator]

I guess coffee doesn’t have enough wang to it, for Anderson’s taste.

[SMARTY]

He needs to grow up

[tlb]

>>> Not the case for me either. I hate coffee. So does that make me gay as well? Petty and childish.

Totally petty, totally childish, and totally inevitable. Can’t have a thread about Anderson Cooper without cheap shots.

I too don’t drink coffee. I never could get past the stink. Coffee to me has one of the worst odors out there. So what.

Besides, how does being addicted to a drug called caffeine define heterosexuality?

[Niteranger68]

Anderson Pooper looks like Bill Maher 10 years from now.

[aruanan]

But it seems this is not the case for American newsman Anderson Cooper - who tried the caffeine-filled drink for the first time yesterday.

Is he a fallen Mormon?

[mc5cents]

Real coffee, Cuban style.

Let him taste one here and he will never again put coffee and watery in the same sentence. Guaranteed.

[Red Badger]

Yeah, Coop, it is watery. It’s not thick and sticky, like............

[count-your-change]

Of course, AC being a totally honest and truthful person, is there any reason to doubt his word?

[KosmicKitty]

Apparently he likes thicker, saltier drinks.

Eeeeewwwwww??

(And true)

[tnlibertarian]

Andy: “Wait, I’m supposed to put my whatzit WHERE?!? But I don’t even HAVE one of those!

[ponygirl]

And yet, this is a man who giggles with delight at the thought of putting another dude’s testicles in his mouth.

[struggle]

Not good as a cosmo, her Anderson?

[paddles]

"Anderson Cooper tries coffee for the FIRST time ever... and isn't a fan."

I guess it was the same with girls.

[Tea Party Hobbit]

Another non-coffee drinker here. It tastes like dirt; coffee-flavored anything tastes like dirt.

And yes, some people who drink too much coffee reek of it, in much the same way alcoholics do. [Of the two co-workers whose coffee-stink I have been most aware of, one is a gay male, the other a heterosexual female.]

[trisham]

Coffee and bacon. Ambrosia.