Skip to comments.MICHAEL MOORE: “JESUS WAS GAY” (plans to prove it) (SATIRE)
Posted on 10/02/2011 12:23:46 PM PDT by NYer
WASHINGTON, DC – Michael Moore said that his next documentary will prove that Jesus was gay.
Speaking at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C. Friday, Michael Moore, told the audience that he is working hard on his next documentary, currently entitled – “Jesus Was Gay.”
I know more about religion than anybody on the planet, including the Pope, the filmmaker, wearing his trademark trucker cap, told an auditorium comprised of a few hundred students, faculty and news media.
The liberal filmmaker was invited to the Catholic school to discuss his book, Here Comes Trouble. But he also spoke at length about health care, young voters disenchantment with President Barack Obama and the need for the wealthy to pay higher taxes. He said affluent Americans seemed happy when their income was taxed at a higher rate (60 and 70 percent).
Moore, who was raised Catholic, used Christian themes throughout his speech. He then made his surprising comment:
You know those 12 men Jesus was always hanging out with? he said to laughter. “You know what that means.” He went to explain that it wasn’t a joke and that he has done extensive documentary research and talked to people that have examined artifacts that prove Jesus was gay. Moore even talked about Jesus loving musicals. “He was a real song-and-dance man,” Moore said.
Moore made a few more provocative comments during the question-and-answer portion of his talk. When asked by a student, if Moore himself was gay, Moore shouted back. “Hell no!!” He later clarified his statement, saying he would like to be gay, but no gay man would have him because he is a big, fat slob.
Another student asked about the 2004 documentary, Michael Moore Hates America and why Moore declined to participate in it. Moore said he doesnt hate America and those who disagree with his political views dont either.
I assume Republicans love this country. I start with that assumption, he said.
Moore said his “Jesus Was Gay” documentary will be out in time for Christmas this year. “It’s my gift to Christians.” Moore said.
He is deserving of the Roseanne Barr solution.
I am sorry, for him. God will not be mocked.
What a farce.
It probably would not be too hard to prove that Moore is a disgusting sack of manure.
I sure hope he doesn’t get some terminal illness associated with his obesity.
I am Just speechless.
Even those who have studied the Bible intensely for their whole career and have alternate interpetations of some concepts have NEVER brought forth this idea.
Do we have to forgive this Maroon???
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I am not the least bit sorry for him. And you’re right-God will not be mocked.
Best way to prove that Mikey, is to ask the man in person. Need some help getting there?
Moore is one sick bass turd.
The problem with struggling to remain relevant is that you must continue to push the envelope. What a waste of oxygen.
Sort of reminds me of Bachmann saying that the Earthquakes were God’s punishment. Apparently, Michael Moore knows what God is thinking.
what will he do - produce a video of Jesus’ wide stance and tapping sandal in the next stall?
Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.
Hosea 10:13 But you have planted wickedness, you have reaped evil, you have eaten the fruit of deception. Because you have depended on your own strength and on your many warriors.
1 Corinthians 6:9 Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders.....
Forgive me LORD..But Michael Moore is a PIG!
Has Mr. Moore NOT HEARD of this group called the Essenes, who had what was an early precusor to the monestery system?
O Lord, have MERCY on Mr. Moore!
Not that this nonsense deserves a response, but I always remembered the gay guys hanging out with girls, not guys. That was one of the first clues.
Will he follow this up with a similar expose of the muslim “prophet”?
Had to do both my faith and my logical thinking comments.
The point of proving that Jesus was (is) gay is what exactly? To swell the churches with gays so that they may be forgiven? I’m not sure what the motivation is here. Does M. Moore think Christians hate gays? Not at all, compared to him they are east to love.
Moore is blessed with an audience of idiots. He can say as he wishes and they will believe without question.
A few hundred? And this gets national play? I suspect Moore's a few cards short of a deck... so are the folks who follow him.
Ugh. He’s disgusting.
Can we get the Fred Philips types to protest Michael Moore and leave American Heroes Funerals alone?
Exactly! Can we look forward to Michael Moore’s ‘Mohamed was a Pedophile’ as a gift for next Ramadan? ‘Cept that’d be a true story...
Looking at this fat POS I could understand why he figuratively believes he was screwed by God but Mikey that isn’t proof that Jesus was gay.
Poor fellow, he really will do anything for attention. He should take up pole-dancing. He could start a reality show!
Folks...it’s the Weekly World News. Not saying he wouldn’t do it but the WWW is the paper you see at the grocery store that predicts the end of the world every week and reports a different politician is a space alien about twice a month.
I’m calling b.s.
Nothing worse than a horrible bastard with money and access to film making equipment.
I am not into pickets, but I feel that any place that shows this POS should be boycotted. This “man” is a disgusting piece of filth.
And what the hell is a “Christian” college doing letting this turd anywhere near the place.He is an avowed communist and a lover of abortion. And dont anyone give the whole’Freedom of speech” excuse. It is a private college and they should have told him to pound salt
“Do we have to forgive this Maroon???”
Nah. I’m pretty sure this is blaspheming God’s Holy Spirit.
There’s only really one “have to” in Christianity anyway. There’s many “should”s, and “it would be best to”s, which we should try our utmost to live up to. There’s really only one “have to”, and this buffoon just broke it.
The point, like every “movie” from this POS is to create film full of lies and Bravo Sierra and make a ton of money from it. He is one of those people for whom I wish a very long, slow and painful death.
Umm, last I heard, that was sexually transmitted disease. What on earth would sleep with him?
Psalm 37:10 For yet a little while and the wicked shall be no more; Indeed, you will look carefully for his place, But it shall be no more.
Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to your throat If you are a man given to appetite.
The story of Ehud and the Fat Man. Judges 3:12-31
Woe to you Mr. Moore.
The problem is that he will probably make a ton of money doing this.
Will he make a film about mohamed the molester of 9 year old girls or is the bas.turd frightened to have his throat slit by mohamed followers ?
Always makes me smile when people feel they can attack Christianity but feel unable to attack islam.
Cowards tend to attack the people who will not retaliate.
is it wrong that I won’t shed a tear when that fat old communist strokes out?
Jesus was probably the name of the Mexican yard guy Moore seduced.
Not surprised if the slug took pictures.
MM has just jumped the shark(or is it whale?)
I hope this film puts an end to his ridiculous career.
Why are libs allowed to disparage the Christian faith and why is this not a hate crime?
When I first read the title of this thread thought it was satire. Looks like attention whore fatty MM is combing the sewers for new work. Lying about Jesus may make a buck in the short term but the long term investment is quite an epic bust. Have at it Big Boy.....
Oh, I love these satire articles from John Semmins...
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