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MICHAEL MOORE: “JESUS WAS GAY” (plans to prove it) (SATIRE)
Weekly World News ^ | October 1, 2011 | Frank Lake

Posted on 10/02/2011 12:23:46 PM PDT by NYer

WASHINGTON, DC – Michael Moore said that his next documentary will prove that Jesus was gay.

Speaking at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C. Friday, Michael Moore, told the audience that he is working hard on his next documentary, currently entitled – “Jesus Was Gay.”

“I know more about religion than anybody on the planet, including the Pope,” the filmmaker, wearing his trademark trucker cap, told an auditorium comprised of a few hundred students, faculty and news media.

The liberal filmmaker was invited to the Catholic school to discuss his book, “Here Comes Trouble.” But he also spoke at length about health care, young voters’ disenchantment with President Barack Obama and the need for the wealthy to pay higher taxes. He said affluent Americans “seemed happy” when their income was taxed at a higher rate (“60 and 70 percent”).

Moore, who was raised Catholic, used Christian themes throughout his speech. He then made his surprising comment:

“You know those 12 men Jesus was always hanging out with?” he said to laughter. “You know what that means.” He went to explain that it wasn’t a joke and that he has done extensive documentary research and talked to people that have examined artifacts that prove Jesus was gay. Moore even talked about Jesus loving musicals. “He was a real song-and-dance man,” Moore said.

Moore made a few more provocative comments during the question-and-answer portion of his talk. When asked by a student, if Moore himself was gay, Moore shouted back. “Hell no!!” He later clarified his statement, saying he would like to be gay, but no gay man would have him because he is a big, fat slob.

Another student asked about the 2004 documentary, “Michael Moore Hates America” and why Moore declined to participate in it. Moore said he doesn‘t hate America and those who disagree with his political views don’t either.

“I assume Republicans love this country. I start with that assumption,” he said.

Moore said his “Jesus Was Gay” documentary will be out in time for Christmas this year. “It’s my gift to Christians.” Moore said.


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1 posted on 10/02/2011 12:23:51 PM PDT by NYer
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2 posted on 10/02/2011 12:24:44 PM PDT by NYer ("Be kind to every person you meet. For every person is fighting a great battle." St. Ephraim)
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To: NYer

He is deserving of the Roseanne Barr solution.


3 posted on 10/02/2011 12:25:47 PM PDT by Drill Thrawl (0 - 537 They ALL must go.)
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To: NYer
what. a. d-bag.

4 posted on 10/02/2011 12:26:39 PM PDT by VictoryGal (Never give up, never surrender! REMEMBER NEDA)
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To: NYer

I am sorry, for him. God will not be mocked.


5 posted on 10/02/2011 12:26:42 PM PDT by DManA
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To: NYer

What a farce.


6 posted on 10/02/2011 12:27:11 PM PDT by WPaCon
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To: NYer

It probably would not be too hard to prove that Moore is a disgusting sack of manure.


7 posted on 10/02/2011 12:27:15 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: NYer

I sure hope he doesn’t get some terminal illness associated with his obesity.


8 posted on 10/02/2011 12:28:07 PM PDT by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
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To: NYer

speechless.

I am Just speechless.

Even those who have studied the Bible intensely for their whole career and have alternate interpetations of some concepts have NEVER brought forth this idea.

Do we have to forgive this Maroon???


9 posted on 10/02/2011 12:28:22 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Rick Perry 2012)
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10 posted on 10/02/2011 12:29:39 PM PDT by narses ("Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions." Chesterton)
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11 posted on 10/02/2011 12:29:39 PM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: DManA; NYer

I am not the least bit sorry for him. And you’re right-God will not be mocked.


12 posted on 10/02/2011 12:30:12 PM PDT by HarleyD
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To: NYer

Best way to prove that Mikey, is to ask the man in person. Need some help getting there?


13 posted on 10/02/2011 12:30:20 PM PDT by bigheadfred (But alas)
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To: NYer

Moore is one sick bass turd.


14 posted on 10/02/2011 12:30:38 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If you always tell the truth, you won't have to remember what you said.)
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To: NYer

The problem with struggling to remain relevant is that you must continue to push the envelope. What a waste of oxygen.


15 posted on 10/02/2011 12:30:43 PM PDT by melissa_in_ga (C'mon Sarah! Game On!)
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To: NYer

Sort of reminds me of Bachmann saying that the Earthquakes were God’s punishment. Apparently, Michael Moore knows what God is thinking.


16 posted on 10/02/2011 12:31:23 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: NYer

what will he do - produce a video of Jesus’ wide stance and tapping sandal in the next stall?


17 posted on 10/02/2011 12:31:42 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie

GALATIANS 6:7

Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.

Hosea 10:13 But you have planted wickedness, you have reaped evil, you have eaten the fruit of deception. Because you have depended on your own strength and on your many warriors.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders.....

Forgive me LORD..But Michael Moore is a PIG!


18 posted on 10/02/2011 12:32:56 PM PDT by TaraP (An APPEASER is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last)
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To: Drill Thrawl
I would direct Mr. Moore's attention to Luke 17:2, "It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were cast into the sea than that he should cause one of these little ones to sin", among other passages.
Considering what the Emperor Tiberius was doing on the Isle of Capri at the time, this was a particularly bold statement.
19 posted on 10/02/2011 12:33:11 PM PDT by jmcenanly
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To: NYer

Has Mr. Moore NOT HEARD of this group called the Essenes, who had what was an early precusor to the monestery system?


20 posted on 10/02/2011 12:33:19 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: NYer
Moore's brain must be mush from Syphilis
21 posted on 10/02/2011 12:33:36 PM PDT by Average Al (Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
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To: NYer

O Lord, have MERCY on Mr. Moore!


22 posted on 10/02/2011 12:34:50 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: NYer
You know those 12 men Jesus was always hanging out with?” he said to laughter. “You know what that means.

Not that this nonsense deserves a response, but I always remembered the gay guys hanging out with girls, not guys. That was one of the first clues.

23 posted on 10/02/2011 12:35:06 PM PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname (I really hate not knowing what was said in the deleted posts....)
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To: NYer

Will he follow this up with a similar expose of the muslim “prophet”?


24 posted on 10/02/2011 12:35:26 PM PDT by ABQHispConservative
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To: melissa_in_ga
You hit the nail on the head. That is exactly it. It's sort of like a one-hit wonder musician who can't get past that hit single, except Moore didn't even have that.
25 posted on 10/02/2011 12:35:29 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: NYer

Had to do both my faith and my logical thinking comments.


26 posted on 10/02/2011 12:35:44 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: Drill Thrawl

The point of proving that Jesus was (is) gay is what exactly? To swell the churches with gays so that they may be forgiven? I’m not sure what the motivation is here. Does M. Moore think Christians hate gays? Not at all, compared to him they are east to love.


27 posted on 10/02/2011 12:36:26 PM PDT by HMS Surprise (Chris Christie can go to hell.)
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To: NYer

Moore is blessed with an audience of idiots. He can say as he wishes and they will believe without question.


28 posted on 10/02/2011 12:36:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (MLB Playoff thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2786167/posts)
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To: NYer
“I know more about religion than anybody on the planet, including the Pope,” the filmmaker, wearing his trademark trucker cap, told an auditorium comprised of a few hundred students, faculty and news media.

A few hundred? And this gets national play? I suspect Moore's a few cards short of a deck... so are the folks who follow him.

29 posted on 10/02/2011 12:39:17 PM PDT by GOPJ (Bibi would go toe to toe with the devil if it was the only way to save his beloved Israel.)
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To: NYer

Ugh. He’s disgusting.


30 posted on 10/02/2011 12:39:27 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: NYer

Can we get the Fred Philips types to protest Michael Moore and leave American Heroes Funerals alone?


31 posted on 10/02/2011 12:40:19 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: ABQHispConservative

Exactly! Can we look forward to Michael Moore’s ‘Mohamed was a Pedophile’ as a gift for next Ramadan? ‘Cept that’d be a true story...


32 posted on 10/02/2011 12:40:37 PM PDT by GreatRoad (O < 0)
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To: NYer

Looking at this fat POS I could understand why he figuratively believes he was screwed by God but Mikey that isn’t proof that Jesus was gay.


33 posted on 10/02/2011 12:40:43 PM PDT by hflynn
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To: NYer

Poor fellow, he really will do anything for attention. He should take up pole-dancing. He could start a reality show!


34 posted on 10/02/2011 12:41:26 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (Islam is as Islam does.)
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To: NYer

Folks...it’s the Weekly World News. Not saying he wouldn’t do it but the WWW is the paper you see at the grocery store that predicts the end of the world every week and reports a different politician is a space alien about twice a month.

I’m calling b.s.


35 posted on 10/02/2011 12:42:01 PM PDT by perez24 (Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.)
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To: NYer

Nothing worse than a horrible bastard with money and access to film making equipment.
I am not into pickets, but I feel that any place that shows this POS should be boycotted. This “man” is a disgusting piece of filth.
And what the hell is a “Christian” college doing letting this turd anywhere near the place.He is an avowed communist and a lover of abortion. And dont anyone give the whole’Freedom of speech” excuse. It is a private college and they should have told him to pound salt


36 posted on 10/02/2011 12:42:18 PM PDT by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie

“Do we have to forgive this Maroon???”

Nah. I’m pretty sure this is blaspheming God’s Holy Spirit.

There’s only really one “have to” in Christianity anyway. There’s many “should”s, and “it would be best to”s, which we should try our utmost to live up to. There’s really only one “have to”, and this buffoon just broke it.


37 posted on 10/02/2011 12:42:45 PM PDT by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
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To: HMS Surprise

The point, like every “movie” from this POS is to create film full of lies and Bravo Sierra and make a ton of money from it. He is one of those people for whom I wish a very long, slow and painful death.


38 posted on 10/02/2011 12:43:36 PM PDT by Drill Thrawl (0 - 537 They ALL must go.)
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To: Average Al

Umm, last I heard, that was sexually transmitted disease. What on earth would sleep with him?


39 posted on 10/02/2011 12:43:37 PM PDT by Zebra
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To: NYer
1 Samuel 2:9 He will guard the feet of His saints, But the wicked shall be silent in darkness.

Psalm 37:10 For yet a little while and the wicked shall be no more; Indeed, you will look carefully for his place, But it shall be no more.

Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to your throat If you are a man given to appetite.

The story of Ehud and the Fat Man. Judges 3:12-31

Woe to you Mr. Moore.

40 posted on 10/02/2011 12:43:52 PM PDT by BigFinn (The King is coming and He isn't riding a donkey this time.)
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To: melissa_in_ga

The problem is that he will probably make a ton of money doing this.


41 posted on 10/02/2011 12:44:28 PM PDT by donhunt (Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
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To: NYer

Will he make a film about mohamed the molester of 9 year old girls or is the bas.turd frightened to have his throat slit by mohamed followers ?
Always makes me smile when people feel they can attack Christianity but feel unable to attack islam.
Cowards tend to attack the people who will not retaliate.


42 posted on 10/02/2011 12:44:31 PM PDT by Christian1
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is it wrong that I won’t shed a tear when that fat old communist strokes out?


43 posted on 10/02/2011 12:45:00 PM PDT by Jeff Vader (Palin 2012)
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To: NYer
Michael Moore said that his next documentary will prove that Jesus was gay.

Still waiting for one of these "unafraid to speak truth to power" poseurs to make a film about the pedophilia of Islam's prophet. It's easy enough to pretend to be brave when the targets of your outrageous statements are civilized people who won't knife you down in the street, as Theo van Gogh was.
44 posted on 10/02/2011 12:46:09 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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Jesus was probably the name of the Mexican yard guy Moore seduced.

Not surprised if the slug took pictures.


45 posted on 10/02/2011 12:46:53 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: NYer

MM has just jumped the shark(or is it whale?)

I hope this film puts an end to his ridiculous career.


46 posted on 10/02/2011 12:47:05 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: hflynn

Why are libs allowed to disparage the Christian faith and why is this not a hate crime?


47 posted on 10/02/2011 12:47:09 PM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (save a pretzel for the gas jets)
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To: NYer

When I first read the title of this thread thought it was satire. Looks like attention whore fatty MM is combing the sewers for new work. Lying about Jesus may make a buck in the short term but the long term investment is quite an epic bust. Have at it Big Boy.....


48 posted on 10/02/2011 12:48:43 PM PDT by tflabo (Restore the Republic)
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49 posted on 10/02/2011 12:48:56 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Gov. Sarah Palin. What'll you do?)
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To: NYer

Oh, I love these satire articles from John Semmins...

Wait.... oops.


50 posted on 10/02/2011 12:50:52 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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