Posted on 10/02/2011 12:23:46 PM PDT by NYer
WASHINGTON, DC – Michael Moore said that his next documentary will prove that Jesus was gay.
Speaking at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C. Friday, Michael Moore, told the audience that he is working hard on his next documentary, currently entitled – “Jesus Was Gay.”
“I know more about religion than anybody on the planet, including the Pope,” the filmmaker, wearing his trademark trucker cap, told an auditorium comprised of a few hundred students, faculty and news media.
The liberal filmmaker was invited to the Catholic school to discuss his book, “Here Comes Trouble.” But he also spoke at length about health care, young voters’ disenchantment with President Barack Obama and the need for the wealthy to pay higher taxes. He said affluent Americans “seemed happy” when their income was taxed at a higher rate (“60 and 70 percent”).
Moore, who was raised Catholic, used Christian themes throughout his speech. He then made his surprising comment:
“You know those 12 men Jesus was always hanging out with?” he said to laughter. “You know what that means.” He went to explain that it wasn’t a joke and that he has done extensive documentary research and talked to people that have examined artifacts that prove Jesus was gay. Moore even talked about Jesus loving musicals. “He was a real song-and-dance man,” Moore said.
Moore made a few more provocative comments during the question-and-answer portion of his talk. When asked by a student, if Moore himself was gay, Moore shouted back. “Hell no!!” He later clarified his statement, saying he would like to be gay, but no gay man would have him because he is a big, fat slob.
Another student asked about the 2004 documentary, “Michael Moore Hates America” and why Moore declined to participate in it. Moore said he doesn‘t hate America and those who disagree with his political views don’t either.
“I assume Republicans love this country. I start with that assumption,” he said.
Moore said his “Jesus Was Gay” documentary will be out in time for Christmas this year. “It’s my gift to Christians.” Moore said.
The problem is that he will probably make a ton of money doing this.
Will he make a film about mohamed the molester of 9 year old girls or is the bas.turd frightened to have his throat slit by mohamed followers ?
Always makes me smile when people feel they can attack Christianity but feel unable to attack islam.
Cowards tend to attack the people who will not retaliate.
is it wrong that I won’t shed a tear when that fat old communist strokes out?
Jesus was probably the name of the Mexican yard guy Moore seduced.
Not surprised if the slug took pictures.
MM has just jumped the shark(or is it whale?)
I hope this film puts an end to his ridiculous career.
Why are libs allowed to disparage the Christian faith and why is this not a hate crime?
When I first read the title of this thread thought it was satire. Looks like attention whore fatty MM is combing the sewers for new work. Lying about Jesus may make a buck in the short term but the long term investment is quite an epic bust. Have at it Big Boy.....
Oh, I love these satire articles from John Semmins...
Wait.... oops.
Michael Moore, the human hog, is nucking futs.
If your "religion" is satan, then yes, I agree.
Although, I do believe you are VERY well aware, and live the 7 deadly sins.... .1 Lust .2 Gluttony .3 Greed .4 Sloth .5 Envy .6 Pride .7 Anger
Just saw him on C-Span2. He is such a deceitful jerk.
Let him know how you feel at Twitter. @mmflint
The first lie is claiming Georgetown (or ND for that matter)is a 'Catholic' school. Be that as it may, I suppose he will gear this abomination to open right after Labor Day '12 to energize his base fo the election. I think it will have the opposite effect and will help energize the conservative landslide come Nov. 6.
This from the paper that says ‘aliens attack in November’? Is this a bait?
Not that there is anything wrong with that.....I was of the impression that Michael Moore and his ilk love gays.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.....I was of the impression that Michael Moore and his ilk love gays.
But I thought there was a secret marriage to Mary Magdalene....man I’m soooo confused.
Guess I’ll go back to continuing to ignore Michael Moore.
“Folks...it’s the Weekly World News. Not saying he wouldn’t do it but the WWW is the paper you see at the grocery store that predicts the end of the world every week and reports a different politician is a space alien about twice a month.”
wow it took 35 posts before someone finally realized this was satire. Gotta do better than that, freepers :)
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