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Calling all Freepers I am in desperate need of dialogue script 2 counter sesame street "LILY"(Vanity

Posted on 10/05/2011 7:31:44 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII

Sesame Street has joined the Class warfare battle choosing to work for the dark side. They are introducing a new character, "Lily" to explore the issues of poverty? hunger in America. The show comes out on 10/9/2011 and I would like some help in countering the propaganda. Done right this could be hilarious. We could go in many directions however I was thinking of a Tea Party Tammy(Tammy Bruce? or Dolly Madison) or richy kid Chris the capitalist. Better than attacking Lily is to educate or demonstrate to her how Obama libs got her family dependent and want her more dependent in the future.

See http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/10/04/sesame-street-hunger-muppet-photo/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: classwarfare; hunger; obama
Or maybe Oscar the Grouch could confront Lily's assumptions, the bad choices her parents made. We first need: 1. great dialogue 2. someone with Vegas pro or money for such software 3. Some people with time to help put a 2 min short or equivalent on youtube. 4. Or go all out and buy a Lily look alike and/or Tammy Chris etc., or the whole cast 5. Save money on the whole cast purchase by getting multi volunteers to pull Sesame Street copy into short, labeled video clips. Whos with me?
1 posted on 10/05/2011 7:31:52 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

There was an article posted on FR earlier about how the hunger claim is a myth with Americans living under the poverty line.

As a matter of fact, I know from first-hand knowledge and observation that most of those on welfare and/or living below the poverty line have all of the usual accoutrement in their homes: cell phones, cable TV, flat screens, computers, laptops, wireless Internet.

For some reason that doesn’t scream “impoverished” to me.


2 posted on 10/05/2011 7:37:44 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

So will “Lily” be obese, sporting a cell phone and a custom manicure, and swiping her EBT card as she orders a Happy Meal?


3 posted on 10/05/2011 7:42:55 AM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

Use the drugs argument. Get the audience to agree that drugs cause dependance and when a person becomes dependant, they are essentially a slave to their addiction. Show that there are different types of addiction. Get them to agree that dependance is bad and that people who get people to be dependant (pushers) are even worse.

Then build the argument that taking government money is a type of depenance. Show that people who take government money give up there freedoms in exchange for the money. Then show how people become addicted to government handouts, money, programs, etc. Show how it is not fair for government to give money to some people and take it from others. Make the emotional push that the government is the pusher.

Caution - avoid doing the look alike puppets. Runs into all kinds of legal issues and they can tie you up in court and prevent you from presenting the video.


4 posted on 10/05/2011 7:44:41 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

The question is/are:

With AFDC/WIC/EBT/FOOD STAMPS and religious food closets why is this child hungry?...............


5 posted on 10/05/2011 7:45:20 AM PDT by Red Badger (Furthermore, I think Obama must be impeached....................)
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To: rarestia

Ok this is where is gets weird. Our version, little dark, she comes on the show and in the den of her introduction immediately Oscar is onto her. He harangues her about her assumptions, logic there is a fight and he physically attacks her gutting her only to find out boom inside of her is another muppet Barack Obama. Desperate sweating he tries to get to his teleprompters but then the whole gang says no just talk to us straight. Why did you do this. He stammers that we aren’t better off than we were 4 years ago and no way is he going back to being a community organizer. The gang is shocked to hear that he hates the hood, doesn’t want to work in the community again. He is too happy with his rich food, jet rides, celebrity parties, he has moved on from his old days living in the hood.


6 posted on 10/05/2011 7:48:58 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: taxcontrol

No look alikes are cool. I know the law on this. This is why Mel Brooks could do Space Balls to Lucas’s Star Wars. Any parody is fine. Any presentation seen as political commentary is fine. So with this you have two birds with one stone: Political and Parody.

Also, I say attacking Lily is what they want. That is attacking the poor. We want to attack those that put her there and her family in that sad situation. We also want to attack their alleged solutions to the problems of poverty, a poor economy, think Horatio Alger. We want stories about impoverished boys and Lily and their rise from humble backgrounds to lives of middle-class security and comfort through hard work, determination, courage, and honesty.


7 posted on 10/05/2011 7:56:01 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

HA....that IS a bit dark....but, hilarious.


8 posted on 10/05/2011 7:56:07 AM PDT by goodnesswins (My Kid/Grandkids are NOT your ATM, liberals! (Sarah Palin))
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To: SonsOfLibertyII
Here is another lily that chooses to be a prostitute because she had a bad day (skip to 0:40):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNsdzg51pJE
9 posted on 10/05/2011 7:56:21 AM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

Elmo, intent on creating more jobs than the Obama administration,
informs Lily how she can make twenty bucks pretty quick.


10 posted on 10/05/2011 7:59:02 AM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: Steve Van Doorn

I could fix the situation really quick. Big Bird, meet “hunter” muppet and “butcher” muppet. :-D


11 posted on 10/05/2011 8:00:47 AM PDT by SoKatt ("Change" is not a strategy!)
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

...interesting premise. So you want to attack the idea of the new Muppet as a puppet for the Left as opposed to attacking the ideas she’s espousing?


12 posted on 10/05/2011 8:06:14 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: humblegunner

Ok someone break this down for me. Who is on our side? We have Oskar and why don’t we turn Elmo. He is for her all the way up until he finds out she lied posing as Lily when really she is Obama.
1. Oskar - Skeptic fits
2. Elmo - very nice, doesn’t like his kindness taken advantage of
3. Cookie Monster - Leech likely on Obama’s side
4. Kermit - witholds judgment till the end
5. Bert - Fags let em go?
6. Ernie - same as above
7. Grover - ?
8. Roosevelt Franklin - betrays Obama?
9. Big Bird - not skeptic but questions everything, gullible (Obama has him at least for a while)
Can we get someone who know this crap to give more thorough descriptions?


13 posted on 10/05/2011 8:08:36 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: rarestia

No its likely better to join her in attacking the ideas and people that facilitated her family getting into dire straights. However, in the Obama scenario Oscar suspects she is a fraud and attempts to prove it to others by pulling the unraveling string. Then we see the Obama muppet under and inside the Lily muppet. Demonstrating Lilly was Obama’s puppet the entire time. The whole gang is repulsed at the deception.


14 posted on 10/05/2011 8:15:02 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

LOL! I totally would NOT count on that episode seeing the light of day, but I understand and appreciate that you’re doing this more internally.

It’s sick that they’re going to promote this idea that the poor are so helpless when in reality they’re just... poor. Poverty doesn’t mean that scrounging is below you. Then again, the current batch of “poor” are “Holder’s people” in most cases and are enjoying their Hopey Changey.


15 posted on 10/05/2011 8:20:38 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: rarestia

Here is some leftist inspiration. They lampoon Bert and Ernie regarding acceptability of drug use. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC6mNbvUgoQ


16 posted on 10/05/2011 8:21:08 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

Sesame St., is that still on?

I raised two children and they watched a single episode of it.


17 posted on 10/05/2011 8:33:28 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: SoKatt

Here is the first draft:
SCENE 1: Show intro, theme song etc.
EASY DONE
SCENE 2: Lily crying by herself, Ernie notices 1st, alerts the others
EASY DONE
SCENE 3: Big Bird inquires finds out whats going on
SCENE 4: X character empathizes starts advocating for her spouting off stats and how we should care about the problem
SCENE 5: Oscar jumps in inquisition skeptic
SCENE 6: Others Isolate Oscar/cast divided
EASY DONE
SCENE 7: Oscar gets into altercation, exposes Lily for Obama
SCENE 8: Obama defends, attempts escape, cries
SCENE 9: Cast with Elmo lead refutes and casts Obama out, physically throwing him out of the neighborhood, crashes on his face with his “Mayara Tavares” in the air and his hands on the ground.
Cue soundtrack, theme music, clips of next episode Snakehead JC visits the neighborhood.


18 posted on 10/05/2011 8:35:16 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: rarestia

DO NOT THINK THIS WAY. It is an OBAMA trap. Regardless if its true, even us middle class feel financial pressure and sympathize. Yes Reagan attacked the welfare queen but our best and first line of attack is we are with you, Black man with 40% unemployment and rising under Obama we want you employed and money in your pockets. Help us fight libs and big gov so we can increase GDP as that is the main thing that will increase your life expectancy(not Obamacare) keep your grandkids out of crime, and give you more power and wealth than the food stamps, sec 8 that the left is trying to bribe you with.


19 posted on 10/05/2011 8:45:49 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: SoKatt

How do you bring down Big Bird?

Big bird shot.


20 posted on 10/05/2011 9:20:34 AM PDT by tumblindice (Don't Tread On Me)
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To: mrs. a

...in her too-tight stretch pants that haven’t fit since 30 pounds ago...


21 posted on 10/05/2011 9:31:42 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: NEMDF

Ok here we go, just brain storming, how about something in this direction:
Big Bird: Hellloooo Lily, thanks for joining our neighborhood where are you from?
Lily: (Subtle male voice in girl falsetto) I just moved here from Chicago, see we lost our home in Michagain and my Parent’s weren’t making enough to pay for food.
Big Bird: Well then you love it on sesame street, Everythings A Ok, cookie monster always has plenty of cookies
Cookie Monster: You hungry for cookie
Lily: Thank you I’m really hungry
Oscar: Hold it, hold on.(grabs cookie)
Ernie: (Facepalm)
Oscar: So you have no food, huh?
Lily: (Obvious male voice in girl falsetto) My families always hungry
Oscar: No one will help you?
Lily: No
Oscar: No food stamps?
Lily: My mom has those.
Oscar: (hmuh uh hmm) You know thats my tax money?
Elmo: Whoa Oscar, ease up, Elmo hungry once, Elmo live on street, Elmo hear reporters say of 140 million Americans 300k____ go hungry each night, of those 17 million are children. Elmo say thats one in 4 limited or uncertain access to affordable and nutritious food. Elmo say not so funny anymore.
Oscar: Shut it hippie says who?
Elmo: Says the United States Department of Agriculture(everyone laughs derisevely)
Oscar: You mean Obama’s Department packed full of american hating, mao loving Olberman loving extremists
Lily: You are so mean(grabs cookie) tussle
Oscar: Oh no you don’t (grabs loose thread on Lily muppet’s midsection)
Elmo: (Points handgun at Oscar) Stop it facist
Lily: Ahhh your hurting me, racist, chauvanist (stuffing everywhere now we see different skin tone than what Lily in the lower layer of her skin. Lily sloughs off)
Elmo: Oh hell no, Lily’s a man.


22 posted on 10/05/2011 10:26:45 AM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: rarestia
As a matter of fact, I know from first-hand knowledge and observation that most of those on welfare and/or living below the poverty line have all of the usual accoutrement in their homes: cell phones, cable TV, flat screens, computers, laptops, wireless Internet.

And, don't forget...designer tennis shoes and jeans...fancy wigs or corn rows and extensions in their hair(costing $45 and up to have done in the beauty salons), long, artificial nails applied and done every week, rings on most every finger, gold chains, and huge earrings, and those big, fancy hats on Sundays. I can't afford any of that stuff, and wouldn't want to. But, the entitlement crowd people who can buy expensive food far better than I, all seem to be able to pay for the same "uniforms" to wear when they are complaining about their impoverished condition.

24 posted on 10/05/2011 11:27:19 AM PDT by CitizenM (Obama's legacy will be to be remembered as The architect of the decline of the USA)
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To: SonsOfLibertyII

That second version is pretty good! Does Lily have cable TV, designer sneakers, and soda pop? Why aren’t her parents working? Did they drop out of school and are thus fairly unemployable? Was she born out of wedlock? Are either of her parents drug users? Do they vote democrat? Are they waiting for their “Obama money” and free gasoline? Are they racists? Lots of things to consider.


25 posted on 10/05/2011 12:37:40 PM PDT by Abigail Adams
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To: Abigail Adams
So here is the payoff. Zero has sunk to a new low, politicizing kids shows to push his agenda. In the end he fails, even at that attempted deception.
obama

26 posted on 10/05/2011 6:10:43 PM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: SonsOfLibertyII
He has taken his mask off.
From obama

27 posted on 10/05/2011 7:28:47 PM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: CitizenM

It’s sad that all of those stereotypes are true, but they are.

I volunteer for an organization that provides school supplies and clothes to single parent families and also gathers donations for Christmas gifts to needy families. My mother is the head of the organization.

During the course of the year, you could count on two hands the number of people looking for help, but when those two events come around near the end of the year, the termites come out of the woodwork en masse!

I’ll never forget last year: a black woman comes in with 5 kids, all dressed in ratty clothes and shoes that are falling apart. Meanwhile, mom pulled up in a 2009 Mercedes (leased, according to her), hair all done up nice, new shoes and dress, long manicured nails, and jewelry just dripping from everywhere she could put a bauble.

We helped out the kids as best we could, but the mother still had the nerve to come up to me and say, “This all you got?” pointing to the table full of “give aways.” I told her that was all we could afford to give for her family. So what does she do? She goes around the table, grabs 2 more backpacks full of school supplies and starts to walk out.

My mother, the old Scottish broad she is, stood right in front of the woman at the door and demanded she put down the backpacks and leave. She made such a stink that we had to call the police; meanwhile her kids are sitting there quiet and well-behaved. Quite the role model, eh?


28 posted on 10/06/2011 5:07:32 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: rarestia

UPDATE:
Summary on released sample of the special. Communist Worker’s paradise. In all communist countries, the transition to collective farming involved an element of persuasion by force, and the collective farms in these countries, lacking the principle of voluntary membership, can be regarded at best as pseudo-cooperatives. In the Soviet Union, collectivization was introduced by Joseph Stalin in the late 1920s as a way, according to the theories of socialist leaders, to boost agricultural production through the organization of land and labor into large-scale collective farms (kolkhozy). It is supposed to serve many goals of communist indoctrination. Collective work, reliance on the group rather than the individual, etc. Stalin resorted to implementation of the plan by mass murder and wholesale deportation of farmers to Siberia. Millions of unfortunates who remained also died of starvation, and the centuries-old system of farming was destroyed in one of the most fertile regions in the world for farming, once called “the breadbasket of Europe”. Weeee Look what we have to look forward to.

Sample “Lily” script:
Elmo:Elmo didn’t know
Lily: When you don’t even know whether your going to have a next meal or not, well that can be pretty hard
Elmo: We’ll how Lily know so much about this
Lily: Well because sometimes I go with my family to the food pantry
Lily: Yeah I get breakfast and lunch for free at my school, thats two whole meals a day.
Unk: I have some great food here for the food drive


29 posted on 10/06/2011 12:18:34 PM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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To: SonsOfLibertyII
Dave's Site Help us with our Sesame Street collective farming. You know you want to. Obama will be there.
30 posted on 10/06/2011 12:23:57 PM PDT by SonsOfLibertyII
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