I could fix the situation really quick. Big Bird, meet “hunter” muppet and “butcher” muppet. :-D
Here is the first draft:
SCENE 1: Show intro, theme song etc.
EASY DONE
SCENE 2: Lily crying by herself, Ernie notices 1st, alerts the others
EASY DONE
SCENE 3: Big Bird inquires finds out whats going on
SCENE 4: X character empathizes starts advocating for her spouting off stats and how we should care about the problem
SCENE 5: Oscar jumps in inquisition skeptic
SCENE 6: Others Isolate Oscar/cast divided
EASY DONE
SCENE 7: Oscar gets into altercation, exposes Lily for Obama
SCENE 8: Obama defends, attempts escape, cries
SCENE 9: Cast with Elmo lead refutes and casts Obama out, physically throwing him out of the neighborhood, crashes on his face with his “Mayara Tavares” in the air and his hands on the ground.
Cue soundtrack, theme music, clips of next episode Snakehead JC visits the neighborhood.
How do you bring down Big Bird?
Big bird shot.