Skip to comments.My Counteroffer to Larry Flynt ( One million dollars for details of sex with Buffet's secretary )
Posted on 10/06/2011 5:53:51 PM PDT by Halfmanhalfamazing
RUSH: Speaking of the Republican primaries, Larry Flynt I see is offering up to $1 million for details of sex with Rick Perry. Have you heard that? (interruption) What, if you had details -- you wouldn't pass them on? No. No, no, no. If you're a woman, if you've had sex with Perry he's willing to pay you, but if you've got details of somebody else having sex with Perry you could follow up. I want to make a counteroffer, ladies and gentlemen. I today would like to offer up to $1 million for any details of sex with Warren Buffett's secretary. "But, Rush! But, Rush! She's not a public figure like Rick Perry."
The hell she's not. She's now the most influential woman in America, Warren Buffett's secretary and her tax rate.
Rush you are to funny.
Time these lefties learn a hard lesson.
How about paying for details of sex with Warren Buffett. Oh, no. Wait. No one would believe that.
El Rushbo better hope there is no ex-boyfriend out there with some naughty Polaroid shots of that Secretary from 20 years ago.
He could actually be out a cool million.
He said “up to”
weasel wording, LOL
good for rush!
Exactly. Just like Larry Flynt. Illustrating absurdity with absurdity.
“How about paying for details of sex with Warren Buffett.”
Farm animals can’t speak so it would be impossible to get those details!
Ha! Good catch.
Larry Flynt had sex with farm animals and BRAGGED about it in his autobiography. And believe me, NOBODY wanted to know about it. He even killed the chicken he had sex with. Was he afraid the chicken would tell someone? Or sell the story for a few bucks?
Who ever gets the money from Flynt should request a bank transfer ... do you know where his hands have been?
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