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Grocery worker: I gave out semen-tainted yogurt
AP via MSNBC ^ | 8-6-11

Posted on 10/08/2011 12:50:45 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Edited on 10/08/2011 6:03:21 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. A grocery store worker accused of handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at an Albuquerque market pleaded guilty Thursday.

Under terms of his plea agreement, Anthony Garcia admitted he tainted a sample of the yogurt he was handing out at Sunflower Market in January. He also admitted putting some of his semen on a plastic spoon that he placed with the yogurt.


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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: benandjerrys; mexican; obama; obamavoter; secretsauce; semen; thirdworld

1 posted on 10/08/2011 12:50:48 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

One more reason I want nothing that isn’t sealed by an evil corporation.


2 posted on 10/08/2011 12:53:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (MLB Playoff thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2786167/posts)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Jus’ doin’ the job gringos refuse to do!


3 posted on 10/08/2011 12:54:37 PM PDT by zerosix (native sunflower)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

He should be facing more than just 3 years!


4 posted on 10/08/2011 12:55:39 PM PDT by Baynative (The penalty for not participating in politics is you will be governed by your inferiors.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I can’t wait until Bubba meets this jerk. He’s going to have more of his own product then he can deal with. Sick...sick...sick


5 posted on 10/08/2011 12:55:57 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: cripplecreek

Best reply of the week!


6 posted on 10/08/2011 12:56:25 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts bolt Thsese Constitution together as the loose sicianscrews of the Left fall out!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Garcia then approached a female customer and offered her a sample.

Homo's everywhere should be outraged by that sexist statement. /s

7 posted on 10/08/2011 12:57:15 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Refraining from making an analogy to a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor.....
8 posted on 10/08/2011 12:58:33 PM PDT by mikrofon (Probably of the same political persuasion.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Clearly, a Federal regulator on site wherever yogurt is manufactured, packaged or sold, along with a new nutritional content label indicating the number and percentage of daily calories of semen in each serving is needed.

Or, we could simply enforce existing laws... which actually seems to have worked.

9 posted on 10/08/2011 12:59:58 PM PDT by FredZarguna (When they come "out of the shadows" they should look up and see the sun shining in Mexico.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Portnoy, is that you?


10 posted on 10/08/2011 1:00:08 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
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To: cripplecreek

that is just plain sick, WTH is wrong with people today


11 posted on 10/08/2011 1:00:23 PM PDT by manc (Do not fall for the trolls who promote the protests on here, Marriage 1man=1 woman=marriage)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
after tasting the sample, she spit on the floor several times and wiped her mouth...

Obviously she recognized the taste.

12 posted on 10/08/2011 1:00:42 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks Right-Wing.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Justin Bieber came back three times and wrote favorable tweets about it.


13 posted on 10/08/2011 1:01:24 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Ok, I'm going to ask forgiveness right now be fore I say this:

WE know one thing, she spits!

Don't kill me the, juvenile delinquent in me wouldn't let it go.

14 posted on 10/08/2011 1:02:30 PM PDT by politicalmerc (The whole earth may move, but God's throne is never shaken. I think I'll stand by Him..)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I do have a Constitutional problem with this being a Federal rather than a State charge, however.


15 posted on 10/08/2011 1:03:01 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
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To: prisoner6

Right up there with never buy a watermelon with a hole in it.


16 posted on 10/08/2011 1:03:19 PM PDT by cripplecreek (MLB Playoff thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2786167/posts)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Should have eaten pineapple the days before rather than green bean and broccoli.
17 posted on 10/08/2011 1:03:59 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
In Albequerque?

He'd better call Saul!!!!!!!!!

18 posted on 10/08/2011 1:05:51 PM PDT by catfish1957 (A politican with a heart usually means they have one hand in our pocketbooks!!!)
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To: catfish1957

Saul would get him a job at Los Pollos Hermanos!


19 posted on 10/08/2011 1:14:55 PM PDT by RetroSexual
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

If the DNA don’t fit, you must aquit!


20 posted on 10/08/2011 1:20:11 PM PDT by drewh
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Vile animal deserves a bullet in the head.

And had any of my family been exposed to such a thing, he WOULD get it.


21 posted on 10/08/2011 1:33:44 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: humblegunner
Awesome that you attack a successful teenager that got his start singing Christian songs on youtube and has made several public affirmations of his faith.

It's not like there aren't enough real adult fags to make remarks about.

Do we really need to stoop to gay baiting Christian teenagers on a website dedicated to God and family values?

22 posted on 10/08/2011 1:44:09 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Evil, deranged idiot. Plays with himself and then passes out samples of Yoghurt! Society is better off if he masturbates into yoghurt samples rather than sire an offspring!

23 posted on 10/08/2011 1:50:04 PM PDT by IbJensen
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To: Repeat Offender

So you kind of groove to Justin Bieber, huh?


24 posted on 10/08/2011 1:50:40 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

lets nut this filthburger....and release him into the general prison population, renamed Antoinette Garcia....


25 posted on 10/08/2011 1:52:45 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg
It wasn't his first foul act. The man should have still been in prison with his history:

Garcia has a long history of sex crimes, including a 2001 incident in which he was caught masturbating outside an apartment complex and middle school. In 2004, he was arrested for wandering around a Wal-Mart with his penis "hanging out of his pants." As recently as last September, a jogger said he exposed himself to her. He also has a pending child molestation charge, KRQE reports.


26 posted on 10/08/2011 1:54:33 PM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

If that jerkoff did that to me, I’d kick him in the nuts so hard, he’d never do it again.


27 posted on 10/08/2011 2:01:26 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Perry and Cain I can support, but no Romney)
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To: TangoLimaSierra

I’m just sayin’.....


28 posted on 10/08/2011 2:04:25 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Make your choice ! There are NO civilians.)
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To: humblegunner

I don’t get the appeal of an insipid self admitted sissy.


29 posted on 10/08/2011 2:05:16 PM PDT by AceMineral (Some people are too stupid for their own good.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

As Gallagher used to ask in his comedy show, “When yogurt goes bad, how can you tell?”


30 posted on 10/08/2011 2:06:21 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

If he tainted the samples wouldn’t it be a different problem.


31 posted on 10/08/2011 2:07:05 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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To: TangoLimaSierra

Cleanup on aisle 9 - coke spewed on keyboard and screen


32 posted on 10/08/2011 2:17:12 PM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

That’s beyond nasty!


33 posted on 10/08/2011 2:26:17 PM PDT by tutstar
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Just doing a job that gringos won’t do.


34 posted on 10/08/2011 2:27:45 PM PDT by familyop ("Don't worry, they'll row for a month before they figure out I'm fakin' it." --Deacon, "Waterworld")
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To: humblegunner
So you kind of groove to Justin Beiber, huh

Yup, you caught me.....next you'll say something about my mother.

With your obsession concerning Justin Beiber and his sexuality, I get the suspicion that you A. Have a man crush on a teenage boy, or B. Justin Beiber is everything you wish you could be.

I'm sure this exercise in quid pro quo is taking up lots of time at your NAMBLA meeting, but I look forward to whatever "witty" comeback y'all come up with.

35 posted on 10/08/2011 2:35:50 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: Repeat Offender; Eaker; TheMom; Salamander; TheOldLady; thackney; Allegra; shibumi; All
Yup, you caught me.....next you'll say something about my mother.

I'm sorry she had to find all those Bieber magazines in your closet.

I'm sure this exercise in quid pro quo is taking up lots of time at your NAMBLA meeting

So far, it's you who are favoring and lusting after Justin Bieber.

Justin Beiber is everything you wish you could be.

Maybe YOU want to be a girly pansy dancy lipstick-wearin faggot.

Me, I'm already everything I need to be and it ain't that.

36 posted on 10/08/2011 2:45:24 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: Baynative

He should have his kneecaps broken for this.
Anyone who tampers with food should be kneecapped.


37 posted on 10/08/2011 2:48:50 PM PDT by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: humblegunner
Interestesing you had that photo at quick disposal....lemme guess copy/paste from your desktop, or did you just scan the poster hanging on the bedroom ceiling in your mom's basement?

Does she know you're using the internet to annoy FReepers when you should be looking for a job so you can move out by your 46th birthday?.....its next week you know, you may want to hurry.

38 posted on 10/08/2011 2:51:56 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: Repeat Offender
Interestesing you had that photo at quick disposal.

I scanned your C-drive.

There's other stuff too. Kudos on the Filipino tax dodge.

39 posted on 10/08/2011 2:55:32 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: humblegunner

My c-drive? Oh right, I forgot that was on there with the rest of the screenshots of your facebook page.....I forwarded them to “To Catch A Predator;” I guess I should send them your FR page now too.


40 posted on 10/08/2011 3:06:05 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: Repeat Offender

You sound angry.

Did you Justin doll get bossy today? Hurt you again?


41 posted on 10/08/2011 3:10:35 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: humblegunner; Repeat Offender

Will you guys just cut it out? Sheesh!


42 posted on 10/08/2011 3:21:14 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (V'al kulam eloha selichot S'lach lanu m'chal lanu kaper lanu)
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To: humblegunner
Wow really? That last "comeback" was kind of a let down. Almost as big of a let down as when you didn't win back stage JB passes from the Disney Channel Sweepstakes.

I still hold to my original point that there's plenty of loony hollyweird faggots to pick on, we don't need to target underage Christians on FR.

43 posted on 10/08/2011 3:23:08 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: catfish1957

He’d better call Saul!!!!!!!!!

That is about the best show on TV!!! I might miss my beloved Rangers game to watch the last episode tomorrow. (and I NEVER miss a Ranger game)


44 posted on 10/08/2011 4:30:58 PM PDT by Sporke (USS-Iowa BB-61)
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To: catfish1957

He’d better call Saul!!!!!!!!!

That is about the best show on TV!!! I might miss my beloved Rangers game to watch the last episode tomorrow. (and I NEVER miss a Ranger game)


45 posted on 10/08/2011 4:34:39 PM PDT by Sporke (USS-Iowa BB-61)
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To: Sporke

I don’t think it’s an accident that my two favorite TV shows of all time... Breaking Bad, and X Files both involve Vince Gilligan. I never thought that Cranston was ever that great (sans Malcolm in the Middle), but his performance in this show maybe the best in TV history.


46 posted on 10/08/2011 6:23:22 PM PDT by catfish1957 (A politican with a heart usually means they have one hand in our pocketbooks!!!)
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To: catfish1957

I liked Cranton on Malcolm, but I agree, his performance on Breaking Bad is incredible. The whole cast is great...


47 posted on 10/08/2011 7:22:56 PM PDT by Sporke (USS-Iowa BB-61)
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To: NonValueAdded; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Why?
You got a complaint?

;]


48 posted on 10/08/2011 10:17:51 PM PDT by Salamander (Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
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