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Grocery worker: I gave out semen-tainted yogurt
AP via MSNBC ^ | 8-6-11

Posted on 10/08/2011 12:50:45 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Edited on 10/08/2011 6:03:21 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. A grocery store worker accused of handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at an Albuquerque market pleaded guilty Thursday.

Under terms of his plea agreement, Anthony Garcia admitted he tainted a sample of the yogurt he was handing out at Sunflower Market in January. He also admitted putting some of his semen on a plastic spoon that he placed with the yogurt.


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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: benandjerrys; mexican; obama; obamavoter; secretsauce; semen; thirdworld
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1 posted on 10/08/2011 12:50:48 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

One more reason I want nothing that isn’t sealed by an evil corporation.


2 posted on 10/08/2011 12:53:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (MLB Playoff thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2786167/posts)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Jus’ doin’ the job gringos refuse to do!


3 posted on 10/08/2011 12:54:37 PM PDT by zerosix (native sunflower)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

He should be facing more than just 3 years!


4 posted on 10/08/2011 12:55:39 PM PDT by Baynative (The penalty for not participating in politics is you will be governed by your inferiors.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I can’t wait until Bubba meets this jerk. He’s going to have more of his own product then he can deal with. Sick...sick...sick


5 posted on 10/08/2011 12:55:57 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: cripplecreek

Best reply of the week!


6 posted on 10/08/2011 12:56:25 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts bolt Thsese Constitution together as the loose sicianscrews of the Left fall out!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Garcia then approached a female customer and offered her a sample.

Homo's everywhere should be outraged by that sexist statement. /s

7 posted on 10/08/2011 12:57:15 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Refraining from making an analogy to a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor.....
8 posted on 10/08/2011 12:58:33 PM PDT by mikrofon (Probably of the same political persuasion.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Clearly, a Federal regulator on site wherever yogurt is manufactured, packaged or sold, along with a new nutritional content label indicating the number and percentage of daily calories of semen in each serving is needed.

Or, we could simply enforce existing laws... which actually seems to have worked.

9 posted on 10/08/2011 12:59:58 PM PDT by FredZarguna (When they come "out of the shadows" they should look up and see the sun shining in Mexico.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Portnoy, is that you?


10 posted on 10/08/2011 1:00:08 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
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To: cripplecreek

that is just plain sick, WTH is wrong with people today


11 posted on 10/08/2011 1:00:23 PM PDT by manc (Do not fall for the trolls who promote the protests on here, Marriage 1man=1 woman=marriage)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
after tasting the sample, she spit on the floor several times and wiped her mouth...

Obviously she recognized the taste.

12 posted on 10/08/2011 1:00:42 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks Right-Wing.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Justin Bieber came back three times and wrote favorable tweets about it.


13 posted on 10/08/2011 1:01:24 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Ok, I'm going to ask forgiveness right now be fore I say this:

WE know one thing, she spits!

Don't kill me the, juvenile delinquent in me wouldn't let it go.

14 posted on 10/08/2011 1:02:30 PM PDT by politicalmerc (The whole earth may move, but God's throne is never shaken. I think I'll stand by Him..)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I do have a Constitutional problem with this being a Federal rather than a State charge, however.


15 posted on 10/08/2011 1:03:01 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
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To: prisoner6

Right up there with never buy a watermelon with a hole in it.


16 posted on 10/08/2011 1:03:19 PM PDT by cripplecreek (MLB Playoff thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2786167/posts)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Should have eaten pineapple the days before rather than green bean and broccoli.
17 posted on 10/08/2011 1:03:59 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
In Albequerque?

He'd better call Saul!!!!!!!!!

18 posted on 10/08/2011 1:05:51 PM PDT by catfish1957 (A politican with a heart usually means they have one hand in our pocketbooks!!!)
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To: catfish1957

Saul would get him a job at Los Pollos Hermanos!


19 posted on 10/08/2011 1:14:55 PM PDT by RetroSexual
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

If the DNA don’t fit, you must aquit!


20 posted on 10/08/2011 1:20:11 PM PDT by drewh
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