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Mondays really suck!
10/10/11 | myself

Posted on 10/10/2011 7:20:20 PM PDT by Tornillo

I'm definitely in MNF dt's. The wife is mad at me the Fox "Terra Nova" sucks.
Jack Daniels is my only comfort. (Which might explain why the wife's mad at me but I'm not sure because she won't talk to me.) Now,let's deal with Cain,Romney,Perry and whoever might arise from the mire.
Let me cut to the chase. Your next King has been chosen and it is Barack Obama.
Back in 2008 I was barraged by calls for Obama. I asked one question. "What qualifies Obama to be President?"
I never got an answer to that question. One poor bastard whined. "I have classes to attend."
Do you poor maroons have a clue what you're dealing with?


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1 posted on 10/10/2011 7:20:21 PM PDT by Tornillo
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To: Tornillo

IBTZ!


2 posted on 10/10/2011 7:22:26 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Tornillo

I have one rule, no vanitys when drink cheap booze.


3 posted on 10/10/2011 7:23:01 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Tornillo

Are you hearing voices in your head?


4 posted on 10/10/2011 7:25:07 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Greed" is wanting everything and demanding that somebody else pay for it.)
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To: Tornillo

Terra Nova does suck.


5 posted on 10/10/2011 7:26:07 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Tornillo

I had thought about making an adult beverage for myself earlier tonight but decided since I have to get up early tomorrow, I wouldn’t. Glad you’re enjoying yours.


6 posted on 10/10/2011 7:27:35 PM PDT by optiguy (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.----- Ronald Reagan)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
Are you hearing voices in your head?

That's exactly what Dr. Gilbert a psychiatrist once asked me. I answered: "No, are you?"

7 posted on 10/10/2011 7:28:05 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
Are you hearing voices in your head?

Could be worse. Could be seeing things.....


8 posted on 10/10/2011 7:28:21 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: dragonblustar

AMEN!!


9 posted on 10/10/2011 7:29:57 PM PDT by doc1019 (You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.)
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To: Tornillo

I see that the bottle has let you down!


10 posted on 10/10/2011 7:30:15 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: dragonblustar
Could be worse. Could be feeling things...


11 posted on 10/10/2011 7:30:19 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: Tornillo

I was screaming at everybody here when Klintoon was getting re-elected — and no one listened to me so.......I feel your pain.


12 posted on 10/10/2011 7:30:41 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Make your choice ! There are NO civilians.)
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To: Tornillo

maroon is a pleasant color


13 posted on 10/10/2011 7:31:10 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (welcome dies irae)
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To: dragonblustar
Terra Nova sucks sissors.

But Jack Daniels will only make things worse.

/johnny

14 posted on 10/10/2011 7:32:35 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: Tornillo
Do you poor maroons have a clue what you're dealing with?

Apparently a Freeper with Jack Daniels in him.
15 posted on 10/10/2011 7:33:24 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: Tornillo
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16 posted on 10/10/2011 7:34:44 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Tornillo
Newbies.....

Sheesh!


17 posted on 10/10/2011 7:35:45 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: doc1019
The lame-stream media (they earned that title) decided that 'Firefly' wasn't good and wasn't loved, so it got canceled.

I'll bet TN(t) goes for extra seasons. What a box-office bomb.

No wonder liberals hate capitalism.

No one buys their dreck. Unless forced to, at gun-point.

/johnny

18 posted on 10/10/2011 7:36:52 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: Tornillo
Sometimes bad music (Kenny G, Yanni, Manilow), bad booze, bad art (Painter of Light), bad rants on FR do help ease the pain.


19 posted on 10/10/2011 7:37:32 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: driftdiver

Cheap booze? I’ve been trying to
get these guys some overtime.


20 posted on 10/10/2011 7:37:50 PM PDT by Tornillo ("arm yourselves" - Sheriff West,Hudspeth County Texas)
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To: Tornillo
(Which might explain why the wife's mad at me but I'm not sure because she won't talk to me.)

Is it ok if I have an affair with her?

21 posted on 10/10/2011 7:38:56 PM PDT by lowbridge (Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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To: lowbridge
Is it ok if I have an affair with her?

I'm ok with that.

/johnny

22 posted on 10/10/2011 7:41:05 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: Tornillo
IBTDH (In Before The Dry Heaves)

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23 posted on 10/10/2011 7:41:32 PM PDT by txroadkill (Antlers up! The Claw must be feared!)
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To: Tornillo

"Now, now, just calm down and get in line for your free Obamacare meds!"


24 posted on 10/10/2011 7:41:57 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: Tornillo

Incredible.

This should be in Breaking News.


25 posted on 10/10/2011 7:43:59 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network
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To: Revolting cat!

THAT is absolutely HILARIOUS! Just posted to my Fb page with the caption: If you don’t get it, I ain’t explainin’ it, but I think it’s HILARIOUS!


26 posted on 10/10/2011 7:45:37 PM PDT by Mama Shawna
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To: Tornillo

When you read what you wrote tomorrow morning, after you’ve had a few cups of coffee, you’re going to be really embarrassed.


27 posted on 10/10/2011 7:46:04 PM PDT by randita (Obama - chains you can bereave in.)
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To: Revolting cat!

ARGHH! What is that ol’ bitches name?

My loving bride left me with 4 insane cocatiels this should be fun.


28 posted on 10/10/2011 7:46:50 PM PDT by Tornillo ("arm yourselves" - Sheriff West,Hudspeth County Texas)
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To: Tornillo

Men know what they did.


29 posted on 10/10/2011 7:47:51 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Boehner, you deal making THUG B@st@rd!)
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To: Tornillo

30 posted on 10/10/2011 7:48:32 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Obama got mostly Ds and Fs all through college and law school. Keep repeating it.....)
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To: Tornillo

I watched two full episodes of Terra Nova and gave up. It’s obnoxiously politically correct and stupid to the nth degree.


31 posted on 10/10/2011 7:48:50 PM PDT by Ge0ffrey
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To: Tornillo

You’re drunk!


32 posted on 10/10/2011 7:50:15 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Mama Shawna

What a coinky dinky, because I also just posted it on FB with a parenthetical comment saying “(Esplanation on request, Lucy)”. (I have a few overseas “friends”. I guess I ‘ll have to esplain the esplanation and Lucy references too, if it comes to that.)


33 posted on 10/10/2011 7:50:40 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Tornillo
Jack Daniels (first on left) used to play lead gitt with Highway 101.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGlZaCLlzH8

34 posted on 10/10/2011 7:53:57 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Tornillo; Darksheare

35 posted on 10/10/2011 7:56:02 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: randita

Not at all. Life goes on,baby! (I saw that out of my grandkids videos.)


36 posted on 10/10/2011 7:56:53 PM PDT by Tornillo ("arm yourselves" - Sheriff West,Hudspeth County Texas)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Hell yea!!


37 posted on 10/10/2011 7:58:41 PM PDT by Tornillo ("arm yourselves" - Sheriff West,Hudspeth County Texas)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Kitty ping lol!


38 posted on 10/10/2011 8:03:29 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Boehner, you deal making THUG B@st@rd!)
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To: Tornillo

39 posted on 10/10/2011 8:06:14 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Tornillo

IBTZ!!


40 posted on 10/10/2011 8:06:19 PM PDT by Politicalmom (Amnesty (ie: Perry/Rubio) will be the final death blow to the United States of America.)
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To: dragonblustar

Good grief. That’s enough to knock someone off the wagon!! :p


41 posted on 10/10/2011 8:07:20 PM PDT by Politicalmom (Amnesty (ie: Perry/Rubio) will be the final death blow to the United States of America.)
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To: Tornillo

Thank you my brothers and sisters. I think one of the cockatiels shit on my head but it’s all good. My MNF addiction is over. Git sum!


42 posted on 10/10/2011 8:07:58 PM PDT by Tornillo ("arm yourselves" - Sheriff West,Hudspeth County Texas)
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To: Tornillo
Riots, peace marches, and Nixon was still re-elected in 1971! That's what we're facing.

.

(Bear wiff me, I'm just trying to needlessly provoke Captain Obvious.)

43 posted on 10/10/2011 8:09:45 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Tornillo

“Git sum”

Anything like Dim sum? Or git sum dim?


44 posted on 10/10/2011 8:13:46 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Boehner, you deal making THUG B@st@rd!)
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To: Tornillo
I once saw or read an interview with John Phillips the genius behind the Mamas and the Papas, before he prematurely died, who ended up wasted on dope (shooting up with pal Keef Richards, as a matter of fact, a much stronger junkie than himself) (and how could I read an interview with John after he died? Never mind. ) so anyway, he said that he never understood what the lyrics of the big M&P hit song that he wrote "Monday, Monday" meant.
45 posted on 10/10/2011 8:17:41 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

No,it’s much worse. You have a boy king that will not leave.


46 posted on 10/10/2011 8:19:44 PM PDT by Tornillo ("arm yourselves" - Sheriff West,Hudspeth County Texas)
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To: Tornillo

I Don’t Like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0


47 posted on 10/10/2011 8:22:14 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Unelected the boy king will leave. So, in my opinion, it’s much worse than worse - he still has plenty of support. 41% approve of the job he’s doing.


48 posted on 10/10/2011 8:23:13 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Lauren BaRecall
Men know what they did.

Not to take Ottis the Drunk's side, But no we don't, we never know. We just know that if we ask we'll just make it worse so we act like we know and get defensive to make sure we don't accidentally admit to something you don't already know about. Just yell at us, tells us what the hell we did, we'll be so glad we know we will most likely apologize and never do it again...or make sure we don't get caught again, but either way we'll both be happier.

Sorry, but it had to be said.

49 posted on 10/10/2011 8:26:29 PM PDT by txroadkill (Antlers up! The Claw must be feared!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Let us prey!


50 posted on 10/10/2011 8:26:46 PM PDT by Tornillo ("arm yourselves" - Sheriff West,Hudspeth County Texas)
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