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Orlando Unveils Barack Obama Parkway
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| October 11, 2011
| journolista
Posted on 10/12/2011 8:03:05 AM PDT by frankenMonkey
ORLANDO, Fla. -- On the same day President Barack Obama will visit Orlando, the city unveiled the first part of a roadway project named after him.
Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer attended a ribbon-cutting ceremony that showcased President Barack Obama Parkway, near the Mall at Millenia.
Phase I connects President Barack Obama Parkway north of Conroy Road to Metrowest Boulevard, a mile-and-a-half stretch that includes lighting, sidewalks and on-street bike lanes. Shingle Creek Trail, used by pedestrians and bicyclists, was also extended.
(Excerpt) Read more at clickorlando.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: fail; messiah; worship
Evidently, Barack Obama Parkway connects MLK Boulevard with Skid Row.
To: frankenMonkey
and it’s a high toll to a dead end.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:05:22 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
To: WOBBLY BOB
You drive on the left and there’s no gas station.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:08:25 AM PDT
by
steve8714
(America is getting soft. We have guys wearing mommy jeans, probably with no fly.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I like the old system of not naming things after politicians until they were dead.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:08:56 AM PDT
by
Mobties
(Let the markets work! Reduce the government's footprint!)
To: frankenMonkey
I’d rather take a nice drive on the George Bush Tollway (Dallas area).
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:09:05 AM PDT
by
nagdt
("None of my EX's live in Texas")
To: frankenMonkey
You end up going the wrong way and then your car breaks down.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:11:26 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(This space for rent.)
To: frankenMonkey
To: frankenMonkey
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:13:50 AM PDT
by
freedomson
(Tagline comment removed by moderator)
To: All
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:14:12 AM PDT
by
the invisib1e hand
(...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
To: frankenMonkey
Is it called “Fast and Furious”? or “Castaway”?
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:14:30 AM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: frankenMonkey
Does it lead to Fantasyland?
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:15:23 AM PDT
by
decimon
To: frankenMonkey
Obama Parkway - Takes you in a downward spiral no matter which direction you are traveling on it.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:19:54 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Comments now include 25% more sarcasm at NO additional charge.)
To: frankenMonkey
Should have made it a traffic circle. The Barack Obama Traffic Circle: always veering to the left, you never get anywhere as long as you are on it, and the only way to get off of it is to make a right turn.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:20:43 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(If it wern't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: frankenMonkey
Enterprising
People
Consider
Obama
Tacky
To: frankenMonkey
Shame on you Orlando! I do not want to look at those words EVER.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:23:44 AM PDT
by
DooDahhhh
(ma)
To: frankenMonkey
I Googled it and it dead ends into the State Unemployment Office parking lot. Imagine that.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:26:28 AM PDT
by
Patrick1
("The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine." - Abraham Lincoln)
To: frankenMonkey
Highway to Marxist hell.... Thank you mouse city...
To: frankenMonkey
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:28:00 AM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.)
To: WayneS
The first PARKway where cars will actually be PARKED (for lack of fuel and/or money)
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:30:41 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
To: frankenMonkey
I Googled it and it dead ends into the State Unemployment Office parking lot. Imagine that.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:33:01 AM PDT
by
Patrick1
("The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine." - Abraham Lincoln)
To: frankenMonkey
I Googled it and it dead ends into the State Unemployment Office parking lot. Imagine that.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:33:10 AM PDT
by
Patrick1
("The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine." - Abraham Lincoln)
To: frankenMonkey
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:33:41 AM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Re: and it’s a high toll to a dead end.
I hope it ends at a maximum security prison.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:35:12 AM PDT
by
IM2MAD
To: freedomson
A visual is almost always more effective than the wittiest remark.....nicely played!
To: Mobties
In Atlanta, there is a Cynthia McKinney Blvd and a Jimmy Carter Blvd.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:44:05 AM PDT
by
Ax
To: frankenMonkey
The Road to Serfdom (hat tip to Hayek).
To: freedomson
The tolls are solar powered by Solyndra, what is that wrong?
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:46:31 AM PDT
by
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:48:25 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Wouldn’t an alligator swamp be a more fitting end?
To: kevkrom
All the while blaming the people driving the other way.
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:50:26 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(If everyone wants to ride in the wagon, then who is pulling it?)
To: WayneS
This ain’t no upwardly mobile freeway, oh no, this is the Road to Hell. - Chris Rea
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:51:55 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: AFreeBird
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posted on
10/12/2011 8:56:07 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
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posted on
10/12/2011 9:08:05 AM PDT
by
Baynative
(The penalty for not participating in politics is you will be governed by your inferiors.)
To: frankenMonkey
Next up: the Michelle Obama Parkway. There will be no fast food joints or restaurants on it, and you’ll be forced to jog down the parkway, rather than drive on it.
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posted on
10/12/2011 9:10:18 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Occupy Atlanta General Assembly: We are worthless losers. WE ARE WORTHLESS LOSERS!)
To: Ax
When Pelosi became Speaker, Baltimore named some road or street after her.
To: frankenMonkey
Does it run parallel to Goofy Lane?
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posted on
10/12/2011 9:19:07 AM PDT
by
bgill
(There, happy now?)
To: bgill
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posted on
10/12/2011 9:33:32 AM PDT
by
sheikdetailfeather
("Kick The Communists Out Of Your Govt. And Don't Accept Their Goodies"-Yuri Bezmenov-KGB Defector)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The key being
YOU'LL be forced to jog down the parkway...
...she'll be riding in a limo and feasting on fried twinkies.
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posted on
10/12/2011 9:50:08 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Comments now include 25% more sarcasm at NO additional charge.)
To: sheikdetailfeather
He’s certainly not getting much love from the masses, is he?
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posted on
10/12/2011 9:52:31 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Comments now include 25% more sarcasm at NO additional charge.)
To: frankenMonkey
Obama hates it (a street named after him) -- He rather have a bike trail named after him.
This road will be for Electric vechiles only -- No SUVs, Trucks or cars that gets under 55 MPGs.
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posted on
10/12/2011 10:52:23 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
To: frankenMonkey
Barack Obama Parkway- All left turns and a dead end.
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posted on
10/12/2011 11:07:54 AM PDT
by
shortstop
(It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful)
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