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The 100 Most Confusing Wall Street Protester Rants Consolidated Into One Paragraph.Please Read.

Posted on 10/12/2011 6:32:07 PM PDT by The_Obama_Gerbil

Plain & Simple: Well ah,it's like,We Are Protesting The Corporate Greed that has DeCruppted the Financial Scrutiny of the Average American who is suffering because like,there are 42,000 Billionaires in the country of whom stole all of our money,and uh,now they wont spend it,and because of dis we wont get our free new cars,free rent,free food and cigarettes. It's the Bi-Constipated People in the White House that need to put a stop to The Internal Degression !Dey say that Franny Drescher & Freddie Krooger caused the housing meltdown,well they should go jail and pay for all of our college expenses! So like,Mr. Heraldo Grivera, will dis be on TV? am I gonna be famous now?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Education; Humor
KEYWORDS: astroturf; soros

1 posted on 10/12/2011 6:32:10 PM PDT by The_Obama_Gerbil
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

after hearing about 50 interviews with the wall street protesters, this is the best I could do to decipher what the message was. Was this helpful to anyone?


2 posted on 10/12/2011 6:34:03 PM PDT by The_Obama_Gerbil
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

When the Pee Party speaks, Portapotties listen.


3 posted on 10/12/2011 6:34:23 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (It is necessary that a person be born of a father who is a citizen; ~Vattel's Law of Nations)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

Until tomorrow.


4 posted on 10/12/2011 6:37:43 PM PDT by allmost
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

Thank God I’m not the only one-I thought my attention span was going.


5 posted on 10/12/2011 6:43:59 PM PDT by tanuki (O-voters: wanted Uberman, got Underdog....)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

GSElevator GS Elevator Gossip
#1: These idiots don’t know that Ben & Jerry’s is owned by Unilever, which has insanely aggressive capitalist policies in emerging mkts.
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6 posted on 10/12/2011 6:45:16 PM PDT by Fred (But we are never going to survive unless we get a little crazy)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

You forgot to add: “We are the 99%”


7 posted on 10/12/2011 6:49:52 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil
For some funny visuals:The People of OWS: like the people of Wal-Mart, only not as smart


8 posted on 10/12/2011 6:50:30 PM PDT by Daffynition (“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

You need some anti-semitism in there. I don’t think the squatters could get that many words in without blaming the Jews.


9 posted on 10/12/2011 6:56:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Compare "Delay is preferable to error" - Thomas Jefferson // "Pass this bill now!" - Barack Obama)
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To: Daffynition

What is she doing wrong?? good lord. Number 1. 80K in loans for a job that pays maybe 30K the first yet. Error number 1.

Error number two, ask the dentist about getting the work done there. I’ll bet there is a reason he does not offer dental. If it’s not cheap/free to get the work done there. How bout buying it on the free market? Dental insurance is only 10-25 bucks a month. Plus. If you keep your teeth clean, bi-annual exam is what, 50 bucks?

Error #3 Accepting the pay cut. Did you go looking for work elsewhere? What the owner buys is NYOB.

Error #4 Maybe your disrespected, or maybe your nose is so high in the air about your preceved worth to the company you “feel” disrespected.

Error #5 if your truly been sexually harassed at work, try calling the police after documenting it and if possible tape it.

Error #6 is mine. Thinking she would #1 see this and #2 not blame me for 1-5.


10 posted on 10/12/2011 6:59:25 PM PDT by cableguymn
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

and I am pretty sure that 1 in 4 of the protesters have urinated into a street sewer,park lawn, or on a tree.


11 posted on 10/12/2011 7:00:25 PM PDT by The_Obama_Gerbil
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

Oh, that’s good. Thanks for the laugh. You forgot one thing....where’s the “It’s all George Bush’s fault”?


12 posted on 10/12/2011 7:01:45 PM PDT by Joyell
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To: cableguymn
re:10

Yep. I think you nailed it pretty well. Good job.

13 posted on 10/12/2011 7:08:44 PM PDT by MountainDad (Support your local Militia)
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To: cableguymn

“If you keep your teeth clean, bi-annual exam is what, 50 bucks?”

Maybe 30 years ago.


14 posted on 10/12/2011 7:17:45 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter Hobbit)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

have you guys seen the forecast for the winter, check it out on the web, they say we are in for La Nina, in other words,frigid cold throughout the north, I can’t wait to see the Protesters in New York,Boston&Chicago in January!


15 posted on 10/12/2011 7:17:48 PM PDT by The_Obama_Gerbil
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To: Daffynition

Should have gotten an engineering degree. You would be starting at 75K plus and would have had multiple job offers.


16 posted on 10/12/2011 7:19:11 PM PDT by Fred (But we are never going to survive unless we get a little crazy)
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To: Kirkwood

Beats me. I have dentures.


17 posted on 10/12/2011 7:21:15 PM PDT by cableguymn
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To: Fred

“Should have gotten an engineering degree. You would be starting at 75K plus and would have had multiple job offers.

Fred?
Do you really think she could have handled the math?


18 posted on 10/12/2011 7:32:59 PM PDT by rsobin
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To: Daffynition; cableguymn

If her boss sees this picture, she’s fired. What’s her excuse for being away from work so long, anyway?


19 posted on 10/12/2011 7:38:14 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: Kirkwood

My dentist charges my dental insurer $60 for each biannual exam/cleaning.

Whether he would charge more to a non-insured walk-in, deponent sayeth not, but doubteth like unto St. Thomas.


20 posted on 10/12/2011 7:41:42 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (I have been called intolerant. It's true. I refuse to tolerate the intolerable.)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil
poor little peggy

Obama Is Going To Pay For My Gas And Mortgage!!!

poor little julio

Obama and Julio
21 posted on 10/12/2011 7:42:14 PM PDT by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil
I can’t wait to see the Protesters in New York,Boston&Chicago in January!

That just means they'll come to California. I'm hoping for warm weather in New York.

22 posted on 10/12/2011 7:45:00 PM PDT by giotto
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To: cableguymn
Number 1. 80K in loans for a job that pays maybe 30K the first yet

That's the first thing I noticed. Borrowing that much money in relation to your annual income should be reserved for buying an asset with a stable value: like a house.

In public schools, a master's degree doesn't give you enough of a bump in pay to justify the additional money -- if you remain teaching. If you want to advance into administration (and higher pay), you'll need it, but you should be doing that AFTER you have a job that pays your living expenses.

I agree with your point about dental insurance: the dentist probably offers it at cost to employees. But, given the comment about sexual harassment, she probably doesn't want to go that route.

23 posted on 10/12/2011 7:49:44 PM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: rsobin

If she had a math teacher like Herman Cain, she would ace the classes...


24 posted on 10/12/2011 9:11:36 PM PDT by Fred (But we are never going to survive unless we get a little crazy)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

I’m in Portland on business, and Occupy Portland is about 3 blocks from my hotel. I wandered over there late this afternoon to see what was going on. I surveyed Portland’s tent city, which covers two small block-sized parks. The two parks are separated by Main Street, which Occupy Portland has blocked off. This of course is a bone of contention with local commuters, emergency personnel, and the police department.

While wandering around, I was attracted to a group of 15 or 20 people seated on the ground, holding a discussion. I eavesdropped for a while and then joined the group, which turned out to be the Radical (Anti-Capitalist) Caucus of Occupy Portland. The main topic of discussion was their “list of grievances”, the highlight of which was that that police, by maintaining security at the campground overnight, were disturbing the sleep of the occupants, supposedly as an act of intentional sleep deprivation. A second topic was the desire to show solidarity with the local homeless population, who were apparently being denied the same camping rights as the Occupy Portland crowd. One naif suggested that they ought to invite the drunk and drugged out homeless people to participate in the Radical Caucus meetings — as if there wasn’t already enough mental illness in the group.

Once they had agreed on their grievances, they moved on to decide on a collection of workshops they were going to present to the greater Occupy Portland community to bring everyone up to speed on the major issues of concern to the anti-capitalist caucus. These issues included the historical mistreatment of the native population, the critical value of labor unions, the fear of police among the queer and transgendered population, etc., etc. I couldn’t help think of that skit from Monty Python’s Life of Brian. When one woman recommended using “they” instead of “he or she” in order not to offend some segment of the LGBTQXYZ population, I almost cracked up.

Once this meeting ended, I stayed around for a few minutes of the General Assembly, but couldn’t take it anymore. Two hours later, as I check into the live stream of the meeting, they’re still going through that weird back-and-forth chant trying to decide whether they’re going to give Main Street back to the community.


25 posted on 10/12/2011 9:22:29 PM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

I’m in Portland on business, and Occupy Portland is about 3 blocks from my hotel. I wandered over there late this afternoon to see what was going on. I surveyed Portland’s tent city, which covers two small block-sized parks. The two parks are separated by Main Street, which Occupy Portland has blocked off. This of course is a bone of contention with local commuters, emergency personnel, and the police department.

While wandering around, I was attracted to a group of 15 or 20 people seated on the ground, holding a discussion. I eavesdropped for a while and then joined the group, which turned out to be the Radical (Anti-Capitalist) Caucus of Occupy Portland. The main topic of discussion was their “list of grievances”, the highlight of which was that that police, by maintaining security at the campground overnight, were disturbing the sleep of the occupants, supposedly as an act of intentional sleep deprivation. A second topic was the desire to show solidarity with the local homeless population, who were apparently being denied the same camping rights as the Occupy Portland crowd. One naif suggested that they ought to invite the drunk and drugged out homeless people to participate in the Radical Caucus meetings — as if there wasn’t already enough mental illness in the group.

Once they had agreed on their grievances, they moved on to decide on a collection of workshops they were going to present to the greater Occupy Portland community to bring everyone up to speed on the major issues of concern to the anti-capitalist caucus. These issues included the historical mistreatment of the native population, the critical value of labor unions, the fear of police among the queer and transgendered population, etc., etc. I couldn’t help think of that skit from Monty Python’s Life of Brian. When one woman recommended using “they” instead of “he or she” in order not to offend some segment of the LGBTQXYZ population, I almost cracked up.

Once this meeting ended, I stayed around for a few minutes of the General Assembly, but couldn’t take it anymore. Two hours later, as I check into the live stream of the meeting, they’re still going through that weird back-and-forth chant trying to decide whether they’re going to give Main Street back to the community.


26 posted on 10/12/2011 9:23:31 PM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: AZLiberty

WE ARE 99%

WEL ARE 99%

WEL FARE 99%

WELFARE 99%

They want to be on WELFARE 99% of the time!


27 posted on 10/12/2011 9:31:21 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Daffynition

If she has an MEd and can’t find a job, her grades REALLY sucked or her degree is in one of the “diversity” or “multiculturalism” areas that are invading schools of education. In which case, sucks to be her. Time to learn to say, “do you want fries with that?”


28 posted on 10/12/2011 9:40:27 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

Mother Nature does have a sense of humor. And is undoubtedly a conservative.


29 posted on 10/12/2011 9:43:11 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: AZLiberty
in order not to offend some segment of the LGBTQXYZ population...

Pretty soon, they're going to have the entire alphabet up there. "We don't want to offend any member of the alphabet, so we've gone to a strictly numeric policy..."

30 posted on 10/12/2011 9:49:07 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Kirkwood

Just going over the taxes - $2180 for the dentist in 2010 for a family of five.

No dental insurance.

Don’t want it.

Health insurance premiums have increased 30% since obamacare got started being talked about. Now they make me pay for stuff I don’t want “to be in compliance”.

If this gal REALLY wants to rant - have her start her own business! (Don’t get me started on paying my share and my employer’s share (me!) on Social Security that I will NEVER see.)

I am the 53%!!


31 posted on 10/12/2011 9:55:10 PM PDT by 21twelve (Obama Recreating the New Deal: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts)
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To: Daffynition

The young lady with the sign just chose the wrong major in school. Teachers are kind of like lawyers right now, we have way more than we need or could ever use.
As to the rest of her problems, I would suggest searching for a new job while she is still employed; and when she finds one , quit.
On a personal note, Winchester looks like he intends to make your life a living hell (but fun) for the foreseeable future, just like my Jack does for me.


32 posted on 10/12/2011 10:17:35 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: rsobin

I’ve got no sympathy for these college-educated fools. My best friend dropped out of school at 16 and got a GED. He worked burger-flipping jobs for a few years, saved his money, and used it to pay for night classes at a local technical institute (computer repair). Now he owns his own computer repair business, and his services are in high demand. He’s not even 30 years old, and he already owns his own home that’s bought and paid for. And with no student loans hanging around his neck. He is a classic example of the 53%. So the Occupy Wall Street morons can take their worthless degrees in Sociology or Anthropology and eat them!


33 posted on 10/12/2011 10:29:41 PM PDT by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: Fred

” Should have gotten an engineering degree. You would be starting at 75K plus and would have had multiple job offers.”

That’s not true anymore since construction, research investment and consumer spending is way down.

I tutor kids that often go on to finish degrees in engineering and they frequently call me looking for positions. In almost the last 1-2 years, I could not even refer a single entry-engineer. My old firm had 3 firings, 2 layoffs and one new open (mid level) position in the last year. And they are doing better than about 90% of other firms I keep in touch with. Many firms have stripped their staff bare and are doing 32 hour weeks or mandatory ‘vacations’ to stay alive with minimum staff.

I know talented kids that haven’t received a single offer in almost a year. Many that did started off with below average pay. Most that get a good start do it by family connections rather than talent.

So many kids with no real future and very sad...

If I had no solid job connections and had to take loans, I would NOT pursue my engineering degree today. You will simply be a slave to a mortgage-sized loan and get abused in the job market.


34 posted on 10/13/2011 5:47:42 AM PDT by varyouga
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To: 5th MEB

Teachers with a math, science, sped specialty have a better chance of hire; especially if they haven’t climbed to high on the pay scale and are still w/o a master’s.

Some towns/cities are so desperate for science teachers, they are recruiting from the private sector, waiving ed degrees in lieu of work experience. From what I’ve observed, these people last no more than a couple of years and then return, if they can, to private sector. They go into teaching b/c they have a preconceived notion it is *easy.*

HellBoy, aka Winchester, had his first *real* duck hunt...I understand it was a disaster....he sat in the blind, and whined for 4 hours.


35 posted on 10/13/2011 7:06:35 AM PDT by Daffynition (“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
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To: Daffynition

Hey lady,

Why don’t you think for yourself and start a tutoring business? Put your masters in ed to use. Or are you one of those who can’t do so you decided to teach? Lemme guess you were expecting to latch on a government teat and suckle for your whole life.


36 posted on 10/13/2011 8:50:37 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: 5th MEB

“Teachers are kind of like lawyers right now, we have way more than we need or could ever use.”

Yep, the same people that would fight to the death to endorse murder (abortion) sit around and wonder why there are no kids to teach.....


37 posted on 10/13/2011 8:59:53 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Daffynition

Haha, nice pic of Winchester!


38 posted on 10/13/2011 9:05:04 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Daffynition

Eighty thousand in student loans? Why?

I borrowed $6,700 to get my BS. For the remaining costs, I got a few grants, but mostly paid the tuition and books each semester. After that, I applied for and received various fellowships, teaching assistantships, and grants to pay for my PhD (tuition and stipend) from a very good school.

It took a couple years to pay off that loan.

As far as her working conditions... well, I hate to say it, but she’s not the victim of anyone. Sexual harassment is actionable; besides that, she can look for another job. And the fact that her boss bought two motorcycles suggests to me that he’s feeling the pinch of the bad economy. My car gets ~24 mpg; my motorcycle gets ~80 mpg. Plus, the motorcycle insurance and maintenance are cheap.

What, exactly, is that 99% of, anyway? The 99% of the OWS protesters who have no clue?


39 posted on 10/14/2011 4:28:27 AM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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To: exDemMom
It's going to take some flushing out to find out what these hippies are all about.


40 posted on 10/14/2011 7:55:59 AM PDT by Daffynition (“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
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To: Daffynition

Where I work, we hired summer help, mostly college men{ I wont call them boys}.
They work their asses off and dont complain. They are helping themselves thru college. Two are the company presdents sons who do all the bitch work without throwing up the fact their dad runs the place. One is now a intern with a lawyer.
These OWS deadbeatsare lazy and over educated. They took out loans they knew they couldnt pay back and now bitch they cant.
Scumbags all.....


41 posted on 10/15/2011 4:19:11 AM PDT by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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